Chapter 11: Lady GaGa Disaster

Siblings: (drinking tea in the garden)
IE Cast: (sweat dropping at the scene) Wow, how… calm… and… nice… X3 (feels so calm)
Edgar: (drinks some tea with the siblings) Now this is more like it… Peacefulness…
Flo: (puts the cup down) Of course it is… The theme of this chapter is: Peacefulness
IE Cast: We~ Like~ It~!
Yuu: Of course you do (sips another cup of tea)
Director: … Really, who thought of the theme? (sweat drop)
Cameraman 1: I thought it was you sir
Director: It was?
Cameraman 2: I think it was…
Burn(Gazel) and Gazel(Burn): P-PEACEFULNESS? ! PEACEFULNESS? ! ? ! HELLOO! WE'RE STILL IN EACH OTHER'S BODIES! WHAT'S SO PEACEFUL ABOUT THAT! ! !
Everybody: (ignores)
Burn(Gazel) and Gazel(Burn): HEEY! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE US! ! !
Director: There goes the peacefulness… =.=
Cameramen(s): ! ! ! ! ! And here comes the disasters! XD
Rika: DARLING~ I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S FINALLY GOING TO BE A HAPPY STORY ABOUT US~ ! (smiling all happy and hugs Ichinose)
Ichinose: (eye twitch) YUU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SISTER FOR WRITING THAT STORY? TT^TT
Natsumi: But knowing Flo, there's a high chance that Rika-san will die in the story (sips tea)
Haruna: True (sips tea)
Aki: Nothing to say (eats a cookie)
Touko: Agreed (eats a piece of cake)
Fuyuka: (silently drinks her tea)
Boys: … (sweat drop) Wow, these girls sure have become… very… ladylike… (eye twitch) And we're stuck between liking it and hating it…
Girls: (eyes narrowed and slowly looks towards the group of boys) What was that…?
Boys: GULPS! Nothing!
Flo: (places tea cup on saucer) There's not going to be any dying in My Name Is Not Urabe Rika!
Everybody stopped whatever they were doing and stares at Flo with eyes that were wider than Jupiter.
Flo: o_o What? Is there a snake on my head?
Yuu: … (checks Flo's temperature) She doesn't have a fever
Tsunami: Have you made her take the mental test or something?
Tobitaka: Maybe we could give her one good smack in the head
Toramaru: I suggest we give her some ramen
Roniejo: I think it's better if she gets some fresh air
More and more random suggestions floated around the 'peaceful' studio… Some even suggested that this Flo was an evil twin or evil clone of the real Flo… What? O.e
Rika: Heh, who cares? DARRLIING~! (chases Ichinose)
Ichinose: GAAH! (runs away) HELP HELP 911!
Flo: HEY! I'M NOT A TWIN OR A CLONE! =.="
IE Cast: We still don't believe you.
Flo: (facepalm) What do I have to do to make you guys believe me?
Aphrodi: Uuhh I dunno…
Flo: (anime fall)
?: Okay, so who's the winner for the MMTFC? -.-
Everybody: (stares at ?) ._.
?: What? WHAT? !
IE Cast: WHO are YOU? !
?: Name's Black and I'm one of Flo's OCs, idiots.
Flo: (sweat drop) Aren't you the idiot?
Black: Shut up, Blue, Red, Green, Gold and Purple will be here in a sec (climbs in through the window) XD So who's the winner?
Flo: …
IE Cast: Weeell?
Hiroto: … I DIED. IN. ONE. OF. THE. STORIES. oAo
Ichinose: You're the one to talk! I DIED TWO TIMES!
Flo: How the Hell can somebody die twice? O.e
Edgar: MY WIIFEEEE NOOOO! THIS IS YOUR FAULT HIROTO! YOU KILLED MY WIFE! TT^TT
Hiroto: (sweat drop and anime fall)
Flo: (facepalm) Wait, where's Yuu? O.o
Fuyuka: He said he got bored and went to his lab…
Flo: THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING BEEP BEEP BEEP OF A BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP!
Everybody: (sweat drop)
Midorikawa: EEKK MAI-CHAN MADE ME GO BYE BYE! TT^TT
Aliea Academy Aliens: o.o What's up with the baby-like talk?
Endou: I died… With Touko and Natsumi?
Touko and Natsumi: oAo… KISARAV YOU ARE GONNA DIE TOO ONE DAY!
Kidou: O.e I GOT DIVORCED? ! D-DIVORCED? ! ? ! DIVORCED? ! DIVOORCED!
Shirou: (hugging Atsuya and crying) ATSUYA! TTATT
Atsuya: ONII-CHAN! TTATT (hugs Shirou back)
Flo and Aphrodi: What the BEEP?
Gouenji and Haruna: … We're in the Victorian Era? O.e No Comment ._.
Shirou: Oh hey look, (tilts head) There's also a story about me finding 'somebody' O.e?
Gouenji: … Not just that Fubuki…. There's also a yaoi entry of the both of us and you died… o.o
Shirou: oAo!
Atsuya: OAO! NUUU ONII-CHAN! (hugs Shirou's legs)
Flo: (melted in the corner from shame) WHY IS EVERYBODY ACTING LIKE A BABY!
Mini-Flo: I don't know, you tell me X3
Flo: ... EEEK! MINI-ME!
Mini-Yuu: Yo~
Flo: AND MINI-YUU! oAo
IE Casts: OMG SO CUTE~! (cuddles Mini-Flo and Mini-Yuu)
Mini-Flo: (giggles like a little girl)
Flo: (ears bleed) O.e
Yuu: (comes out of his lab) COME BACK HERE YOU TWO MINIS! (chases Mini-Flo and Mini-Yuu, face looks like a witch)
IE Cast: (gets scared) O.e Yuu?
Mini-Flo and Mini-Yuu: EEK! RUN! (runs away from Yuu)
Black: DUDE… Explanations. PLEASE. O,e
Yuu: Uuuhh… These two are my lab rats and assistants…?
Flo: oAO YUU! YOU MADE MINIS OF OURSELVES? ! CAN'T YOU SEE THE DAMAGE THAT COULD HAPPEN!
Yuu: … Just check out my lab for Pete's sake =.=
Everybody: (turns around and peeks into Yuu's lab) … WHOAH… DESTRUCTION AT IT'S BEST :D
Yuu: (emo corner)
Director: GUYS! GUYS! THIS ISN'T A REALITY SHOW! GET SOME DARES AND GET GOING! =.="!
Gold, Blue, Red, Green and Purple: (comes walking in) Ah, so the winner will be announced after a few dares huh?
Flo: Yes…
Kogure: Wait, I don't see any unknown people… And this group of girls who just came in must be Flo's OCs… NO GUEST STAR! WHOOPE! HOORAY!
The ground starts to rumble
Flo: You spoke TOO soon Kogure-kun XD Here she comes now~!
Yuu: (still chasing the two minis) COME BACK HERE YOU BEEPING LAB RATS!
Mini-Flo: No! (pouts)
Mini-Yuu: NEVER! (sticks tongue out)
Burn(Gazel): BURN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HAIRDRYER? !
Gazel(Burn): .. Wait, this was a hairdryer? O.o I thought it was a laser gun!
Burn(Gazel): (anime fall) GREAT, NOW I LOOK LIKE THE IDIOT! TT^TT
The ground shakes even more
Flo: ._. What the… (holds on a table)
IE Cast: EARTHQUAKE! ! ! ! !
The door FLEW open and there stands in the door frame, Overlord Emil, with the most EVIL smile on her face… And amazingly, the earthquake had stopped too o.o
IE Cast: (stares at Overlord Emil with jaws on the ground) SHE'S OUR GUEST STAR? !
Flo: YUP! ^^
Overlord Emil: It's nice to meet you suckerz! (rubs hands together and evil smile) So let's get on with the dares from XxNeONxX
heyYukahere.
ilovedtheficespeciallythepartwhenyoumadeAppystickhisheadinmoltencandy*snickers*
Aphrodi:hey!
me:shutupAppy
anywaysihavejustonedareuseitifyouwant:
1)makeNatsumidyeherhairpurplewearrockstarclothesandshout"IWANNABEAROCKSTAR!"
2)throwtheIEgirlsinapoolandseewhojumpsintosavethem-thosewhodopunishthem,thosewhodon'twell...punishthem
Aphrodi:youguyshaveapool?
me:yestheydoit'sfullofchlorinewater!
Flo and Overlord Emil: :D Well, well, well! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
IE Cast: We're stuck in a room filled with demons, we repeat, we are stuck in a room filled with demons. Houston, do you copy? Over. TT^TT
Flo: But wait, I thought we had TWO guest stars today?
Black: Don't you mean a STAR Guest Star?
Flo: Oh yeah, a STAR Guest Star XD
Overlord Emil: A STAR Guest Star? (tilts head)
IE Cast: Huh?
Flo: Yes, a STAR Guest Star XD Based on our weird and random poll between me and Yuu, we decided to invite…
You can suddenly hear people screaming from outside and flashes and flashes and flashes of cameras.
IE Cast and Overlord Emil: WHAT THE HECK? !
Flo's OCs who are named based on colours: WHA! DON'T TELL ME YOU INVITED-
Lady GaGa: (walks into the studio with her made-out-of-meat dress, accessories and others) Hey there!
IE Cast, Overlord Emil, Flo's OCs: (jaw drop) THE SIBLINGS INVITED LADY GAGA? ! ? ! ? !
Lady GaGa: XD
Flo: YUP! XD Nice to meet you Mama Monster :P
Lady GaGa: So you just want me to sing right?
Flo: Yup! Nothing much! But first are the dares, so, NATSUMI!
Natsumi: (still having a tea party with the other girls) Yes, fair lady?
Flo: (eye twitch) I AM NO FAIR LADY! Overlord Emil!
Overlord Emil: (throws a bottle of purple hair dye to Flo) :3
Kogure: (ties Natsumi to the chair she's sitting in)
Natsumi: (spits out tea) WHAT THE! HEY LET ME GO!
Flo: XX33 (dyes Natsumi's hair dark purple)
Lady GaGa: Ooh~! :D
Natsumi: M-MY HAIR!
Overlord Emil: I'll go get Kim and see if she has any ROCKING CLOTHES! XD (leaves and then comes back) ._. I just found her reading a Hiroto based manga…
Flo: … Oh, didn't I mention that she loves Hiroto? Ahahahaha….
Hiroto: o.o SAVE ME!
Kim: (all pissed) WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME IN PEACE? !
Flo: I did leave you in peace, remember? -.- I already MOVED.
Kim: Oh, right…
Flo: AND NATSUMI'S HAIR IS DONE! XD
Natsumi: (hair all purple) AAAAAHHH! ! ! ! MY HAIR! ! ! !
Kim: What am I here for?
Overlord Emil: Got any rockstar clothes? :3
Kim: … SURE DAMN HELL :D
Flo: Cause she's a rocker herself (rolls eyes)
Kim: I heard that McKenny! (glares at Flo)
Hiroto: … Meep …
Kim: … (awkward silence) … uum where did I put that costume ahaha? (roams her purple bag) AHA HERE IT IS! (throws it to Overlord Emil)
Overlord Emil: (catches it and drags Natsumi into the changing room)
Natsumi: NOOO!
Lady GaGa: Is this show always weird?
Flo: It's always weird Mama Monster~ x3
Natsumi: NOOOOOO! ! ! !
Overlord Emil: (comes out of the room with a Rockstar Purple Version of Natsumi)
Endou: WOW. O.e
Goeunji: Quite speechless, I must say… (Thinks: DANG. HOT.)
Flo: Now scream: I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR! ! Natsumi! X3!
Natsumi: NO!
Lady GaGa: COME ON~ I'LL SHOUT WITH YOU! XD
Natsumi: … Okay…? Fine.
Lady GaGa and Natsumi: (takes in deep breath) I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR! ! ! ! ! YEAH! ! ! ! (rock star poses)
Everybody: o.o… BUAKAAKAKAKAAHAHAH! ! ! !
Overlord Emil: SEEING THE LADYLIKE NATSUMI LIKE THIS IS HILLARIOUS! XD
Yuu: I've got the pool ready :D
Overlord Emil: GOOD! (captures the IE Girls using a fishing net)
IE Girls: KYAAA!
Lady GaGa: .. Lady GaGa is out yo (walks out)
Flo: Bye bye~! X3 Now, THROW THEM IN!
Overlord Emil: ROGER! XD (throws the IE Girls into the pool) Hey, how deep is it?
Yuu: … As deep as the Pacific Ocean :3
IE Girls: WHAT? ! HELP! WE CAN'T SWIM!
Flo: WOW, NONE of you girls know how to SWIM? !
IE Girls: YEAH! =.=" NOW HELP!
Tsunami: I'M COMING TOUKO! ! ! (jumps to save Touko)
Kidou, Fudou and Sakuma: HARUNA! ! ! (the three of them jumps in to save Haruna)
Haruna: Oh... goody… =.=
Endou: EEP! NATSUMI! (jumps in and saves Natsumi)
Gouenji: YUUKA! … but the water… oAo… YUUKA!
Yuuka: ONII-CHAN SAVE ME! (crying)
Gouenji: AARRH! (jumps in)
Fuyuka: SOMEBODY SAVE ME~! (crying)
Yuu: NOBODOY MENTIONED FUYUKA HAD TO BE THROWN IN TOO oAo! (jumps in)
Flo: (face palm)
Aki: KYAAA! SAVE ME DOMON-KUN! ICHINOSE-KUN!
Domon and Ichinose: A-AKI? ! WE THOUGHT YOU COULD SWIM!
Aki: I FORGOT HOW!
Domon and Ichinose: O.O (jumps into the pool)
Rika: DARLING! HELP! !
Flo: Are there any other girls? …. (sees Domon saving Aki and Ichinose saving Rika) Oh…. Goody….
Overlord Emil: The Aliea Academy girls?
Flo: … =.=
Rean: KYAA! BURN-SAMA SAVE ME!
Gazelle (Burn): REAN! oAo! (jumps in too)
IC: ONII-CHAN! GAZELLE-SAMA!
Burn (Gazelle): o.o IC? !
IQ: MY SIS! AAH! GAZELLE-SAMA I DUNNO HOW TO SWIM!
Burn (Gazelle): … (slowly walks into the pool)
Everybody: o.o?
Ulvida: GRAN-SAMA! ! !
Hiroto: ULVIDA? ! ? ! ? ! (swims like a fish in the water to save her)
Natsumi: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME! HELP!
Everybody: Nobody wants to save you…
Natsumi: oAo…
Kogure: … Heh, I'll still be punished anyway, the dare said the boys who saved the girls get punished and if they don't still gets punished… (summons his army of toads to save Rock Star Natsumi)
Natsumi: EEWW! ! ! !
All IE Girls: (safe and sound and wearing towels distributed by Aphrodi and Kazemaru)
Rika: (hugging Ichinose) THANK YOU DARLING~ ~
Aki: Arigatou… Domon-kun… (breathing hard)
Flo: I guess that's all the dares for this chap… PUNISHMENT TIME! ! ! !
Yuu: Do get punished too…?
Flo: YES. CAUSE YOU SAVED FUYUKA!
Yuu: oAo
Fuyuka: (kisses Yuu) Arigatou, Yuu-kun! ^W^
Yuu: … I don't mind it at all! (grins)
Flo: =.= Stupid bro
Overlord Emil: XDD (laughs) So what's the punishment?
Flo: THE TORTURE ROOM FOR EVERYBODY… :D
Overlord Emil: Roger and out! X3! (somehow manages to get every IE Boy and Yuu into that small Torture Room)
IE Boys and Yuu: AAAAAAAAHHH! ! ! SAVE US! ! ! !
Black: So, Miss Flo… Now that the dares are done… THE WINNER? !
Blue and Red: YEAH!
Gold: I don't give a damn hell about that competition…
Green: You're always like that, Gold
Purple: (sweat drop)
Flo: Hhmm the winner who will get
-to request five stories from Flo
-Appear in the RPC series
-HOST the Disaster Zone for 2 chapters
IS! ! !
KAZAMI MIYU AND HER STORY 'My Harsh World!' (Really like your method of writing and the idea of it :D)
OCs and remaining IE Cast and Overlord Emil: YAY~! X3 (clapping hands)
Flo: So to the others who didn't win, here's the list?
Second Place Winner: Haruka Nya (lovely story ;) even though it wasn't finished, It was still lovely)
Third: iwillkillforxavierfoster (Hiroto killed himself huh? oAo)
Fourth: Bookworm868 (YAOI~!)
Fifth: KisaraV (Lovely way of describing Natsumi :D)
Sixth: Sweet-Cool-Twins (FAMILY FUBUKI~!)
Seventh: Daniiela-chan (COOL!~)
Eighth: Kinoe1324 (Haruna and Kidou~! X3)
Ninth: x DancingInTheRain x (even though it wasn't completed, it was an awesome idea! :D)
Tenth: IchiMai (Ryuuji did all of that O.e OMG)
Eleventh: Azunyan97 (I feel really sad for Yamino D: )
Twelfth: XxNeONxD (Awesome ;D)
Thirteenth: Shizuka Amaterasu: (It IS too late to apologize Hiroto…)
Fourteenth: Lolo-chii from Yume no Uta (it was wonderful even if it wasn't completed!)
Flo: Unfortunately, actually, NONE of the stories made me cry…
Everybody: … WHAT? ! ! ? !
Aki: She has a stone for a heart o.o
Flo: Second until Fourteenth winner gets to request one story from me each! X3! And if you entered but didn't see your name there… PLEASE TELL ME FOR I LOST THE CONTESTANTS LIST! Your story was really beautiful in my opinion, Kazami Miyu, and to me, it was original. The other stories were FABULOUS too! It was actually REALLY HARD to choose the winner since none of it, unfortunately, made me cry or even made my eyes watery, I had to choose the one I think which is the BEST ;) And Haruka Nya, your story was really wonderful! But you said there was a sequel or something so it doesn't count as complete. You would've won if you had completed it sooner ;) That is all! Thank you!
Isabella: Oh and please tell Flo what type of story you want to request form her! Thank you!
Flo: Isabella, there's another announcement…
Isabella: Oh right! From the next chapter onwards, Flo and Yuu are not going to host this show anymore!
Overlord Emil: EEH? ! WHY? !
IE girls: YEAH! WHY? !
Isabella: You'll see soon ^^ And also, next chapter is a Halloween special, so… SEND IN HALLOWEEN TREATS, TRICKS AND DARES PEOPLE! BYE BYE! ^W^!

Chapter 10: Disaster Disaster

Endou: … I'm happy that this thing wasn't updated in a long time and sad that now it's being updated…
Other IE Casts: Yeah…
Endou: BUT WHY IS THIS PLACE SO DAMNED DARK? !
Other IE Casts: YEAH!
Endou: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! !
Aki: ME TOO!
Tsunami: WE ALL CAN'T! !
Endou: (walks around, trips on something) GAAH! (falls on Kazemaru but doesn't know and accidentally kisses him too) O.O WHO'S THIS? !
Kazemaru: (blushing) G-GAAK! ! ENDOU! ! ! (vein pops and tries to chase Endou in the darkness)
Bright flashing lights suddenly turn up and blind the IE Casts
Someoka: WHAT THE (BEEP)? !
Flo: (in a white magician costume, much like Detective Conan's costume on his DVD cover, and a mask) OH SHUT UP SOMEOKA! And please, mind your language!
Yuu: (in the same outfit but black coloured) You do know that there are some kids watching this!
IE Cast: O.o WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO WEARING? !
Flo and Yuu: Nothing out of the ordinary XD (on a stage, where the bright colour lights are)
IE Cats: (jaw drop) ARE YOU GUYS MAKING A CONCERT OR SOMETHING? !
Flo: No…? We're just celebrating XD
Fideo: Celebrating WHAT exactly?
Yuu: I don't know XD
IE Cast: (anime fall)
Kidou: So could you guys at least tell us what is up with the stage, the bright colour lights, the costumes, the loud music and.. O.O (notices something running on the stage towards them) WHAT IS THAT? !
IE Cast: Huh? (looks at the stage)
Somebody seems to be running full speed ahead from behind the stage towards the IE Cast… And that person seems like she/he is ready to jump
IE Cast: O.O GAAAH! (scattering around)
Flo: YAY! The guest star is here! XD
Yuu: Let us present to you…
Drumroll…
Sweet-Cool-Twins: WAZZAP SOCCER PLAYERS ? ! (jumps from the stage and lands on top of Gazelle and Burn) KYAAAA! ~ ! BURN-SAMA! GAZELLE-SAMA! ! ! (hugs them both)
IE Cast: (sweat drop)
Burn: YOU'RE KIDDING? ! SHE'S OUR GUEST STAR ? !
Gazelle: (trying to break free from SCT's hug) NO WAY!
Flo: (walks down the stage and nods) Yes way Gazelle-senpai
Yuu: (walks down the stage the other way) She's been waiting to be on this show for like weeks, months. Why? Because she wanted to be the guest star when her dares are up! So yeah XD
Flo: SCT! Would you do the honours and tell us your dares? ^^
SCT: ON IT SISTAH! KYAA! ! XD (still hugging Burn and Gazelle)
Burn and Gazelle: (choking)
- Gazelle-sama! I dare you to switch souls with burn-sama. (Use a soul switching machine or something) for two chappies!
- I dare all the aliea people to go to ben 10. Show them that this is how an alien should look like and not like a human being!
- Ichinose, give a bouquet of roses to flo.(your welcome) I let you decided what's gonna happen after that.
- select a random ie boy and make him do ballet on ice with soapy water!
- I dare aphrodi-kun to fly with the rest of fire dragon grabbing his legs
- Flo, Shi. Pick a random ie boy and make him do anything you want. (must not be your fandom)
- Make the guest star for the day make their most hated ie cast to suffer. If I'm in, mine is kageyama.
- Shi, kiss fuyuka.(your welcome)
- to the person who hates any cartoons, I dare you to watch the most liked cartoon.
- For the guest star/s, kiss your ie cast crush on the cheek! For me, let me hug Gazelle-sama TIGHTLY! and let me push him to make him kiss burn-sama! Because of the soul switch just let me hug both of them!
IE Cast, Flo and Yuu: … Uh-oh… (gulps)
SCT: What? They're dares aren't they? -3-
Flo: Yuu, you're the tinker around here. Get going and build us a soul switcher machine! XD
Yuu: Roger and out sis! XD (goes to his secret lab and starts building the thing)
Fuyuka: Well this might take a few hours…
Burn: A LITTLE HELP HERE!
SCT: Oopps! Sorry Burn-sama! (lets go of the two)
Burn and Gazelle: (sigh of relief) Thank you!
Flo: (getting bored) Anybody wants to play cards? Yuu is going to take a LONG time at that thing…
Fideo: ME!
Edgar: COUNT ME IN!
Mark: AMERICANS COULD PLAY CARDS BETTER THAN ANY OTHERS!
Dylan: YEAH!
Therese: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ARGENTINAS PLAY!
Rococo: I'M NOT HALF-BAD EITHER!
Roniejo: OI! OI! YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING ABOUT US BRAZILLIANS!
Japanese Soccer Players: (sweat drop) What the heck is this? Cards Battle International? O.O
Flo: (double sweat drop, throws a pack of cards to Mark) Make sure you guys have a good game in the CBI… O.O
M, F, E, D, T, R, R: LET'S GO! (starts playing cards, using chocolates to replace money)
Flo: O.o…?
SCT: Those people look pumped up…
Flo: Yes they are…. HEY DYLAN!
Dylan: What?
Flo: XD IT'S PARTY TIME! (gets pompoms)
Dylan: OH YEAH BABY! (gets another set of pompoms)
Others: WHAT THE (BEEP)? O.O
Flo and Dylan: (starts singing the song Party Time by Guardian 4) PARTY TIME~ HAJI MARU YO~ DARE MON TI RANAIE JIBUN KA INU~ IMA TA DE KOSUKO CHI SONO MAMA~ IRUN UN TA WATASHI~ SAGASHI TE MITTE TAIN~ (lyrics are according to Flo's memories of the song, we couldn't find the real lyrics XP)
Flo and Dylan: YEAH~! XD
IE Cast: OAO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE TWO? !
Kogure: (hiding a bottle of Sting) Ehehe… (whistling)
SCT: KOGURE! YOU GAVE THOSE TWO STING? !
Kogure: (gulps) Well.. Uuhmm.. Not really… They only took a sip… or two... or three... Okay! I confess! They drank two whole bottles!
Everyone: O.O
Flo: (hiccups) OKAY DYLAN! COME ON! LET'S RACE! XD
Dylan: (hiccups) YOU'RE ON GIRL!
SCT: (gets a whistle) Get set…
Flo and Dylan: (on starting line)
SCT: Get ready… (about to blow whistle)
IE Casts: (takes popcorn) Hey, where's the finish line?
SCT: GO! (blows really loudly)
Flo and Dylan: WOOOHOOO! (runs faster than the human eye could see) SEE YAH SUCKERS! XD
Natsumi: OAO Don't tell me they ditched the show? ! O.O
Fubuki: It seems so…
Tsunami: I'm going to slay them once they come back…
Touko: Count me in…
Yuu: (pops out of his secret lab, all dirty and tired) Made it… (looks around) Where's my sister? O.o?
Tachimukai: She ran away…
Mark: With Dylan…
SCT: And…
Yuu: (wiping his canon with a cloth) And what…?~
SCT: (gulps) And nothing…? Ehehehe SO LET'S GET A MOVE ON! XD So Yuu! Where's the machine? ! WHERE IS IT!
Yuu: Hijikata's pulling it over
Everyone else: Huh? O.O (blink)
Hijikata: (pulling one GIGANTIC machine, the size of a 2-leveled house, over to them) Hey… Huff…. Guys… (drops to the ground from exhaustion)
Hiroto: Hijikata-kun! O.O
Roniejo: Hijikata! O.O
Endou: (shakes Hijikata) You okay? !
Hijikata: (already asleep)
Yuu: XD THANK YOU OUR MUSCLE BUILT SOCCER PLAYER! XD
SCT: LoL XD Burn-sama~ Gazelle-sama~
Burn and Gazelle: (gulps) You take that way and I take this way… Ready? RUN! (runs in different directions) EEEPPPP! ! ! !
SCT: OAO! YOU GUYS ARE SO NOT RUNNING AWA- (gets a text message on her phone) Huh? Who the Hell? O.O (looks at the message, throws the phone to Yuu) I think that's for you…
Yuu: Eh? (looks at the screen) WHAT THE (BEEP) IS FLO AND DYLAN DOING? ! OAO!
IE Cast: Nani? Nani? (looks at the screen from behind Yuu) EEEHH? ! OAO!
On the screen is a picture of Flo and Dylan in yukata's and bowing in front of each other. A message was written at the bottom: WE'VE REACHED JAPAN SUCKAZ! XD!
Aki: That… That fast…
Natsumi: … Scary …
Ichinose and Mark: (filled with jealousy)
SCT: I feel like we're forgetting something… (takes her phone back and shuts it) Oh yeah! (looks around) Hey, where are Burn-sama and Gazelle-sama? O.o?
Natsumi: They're hiding in Flo's room…
SCT: O.O Why her room? (walks up the stairs)
Aki: You'll see why…
SCT: (opens Flo's room door, gets a heart attack) W-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? !
Lava covered floors. Rifles that are ready to shoot attached on the walls. Super sharp axes hanging from the ceiling.
Natsumi and Aki: (peeks from the staircase) Uuumm that's the Torture Room SCT…
SCT: (sweat drops and closes the door) Oops… I thought this was Flo's since there's a poster of Ichinose attached to it.
Natsumi and Aki: That's cause it's FLO'S Torture Room… Try the one with the snowflake symbol on it
SCT: I… See… O.O Okay? (opens the door next to it) … Okay, now I didn't expect this… O.O
Ichinose: (peeks from the staircase) Nani? Nani? (looks into Flo's room) O.o…. (immediately goes to the emo corner)
Endou: Huh? (goes up the stairs and goes next to SCT) O.O… Wh-WHAT? !
Flo's room was filled with posters of Endou. There are a few figures of Endou on her desk, the bedside table, the floor and the bookshelves. Curtains with Endou's face on it. Bed sheets and all the others, same thing.
SCT: … Okay, I'm not gonna ask Flo why all of this cause right now (runs into the room and trashes it) BURN-SAMA! GAZELLE-SAMA! OAO! WHERE ARE YOU TWO? !
Hiroto and Midorikawa: (pop behind SCT) We've got them~ Ushishishishishishishi….~!
Kogure: (vein pop) =.=" I'm creating a new laugh… Ikikikikikikikiki!~ AH! MUCH BETTER! XD You guys are free to use my old evil laugh XP
IE Cast: (ignores)
Kogure: HEY! =.="
SCT: (shakes Hiroto and Midorikawa) WHERE? !
Hiroto: (gets dizzy) GAH! THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE MACHINE WOMAN!
Midorikawa: AND YUU'S ALREADY STARTING IT! (gets dizzy too)
SCT: (drags everybody upstairs back downstairs, smile of happiness) YAY!
Burn: (knocking on the glass door) GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU FREAKS! ! ! ! !
Gazelle: I'LL PUT YOU ALL UNDER A CURSE IF YOU EVER DO THIS! ! ! !
Burn: … (trying to peek at Gazelle, who is on the other side of the machine) What are you? A wizard?
Gazelle: … In training…
Everybody: O.O WHAT? !
SCT: .! OH NEVERMIND ABOUT THE DETAILS! THIS THING TURNS IT ON RIGHT? ! (slams her fist onto the green button)
Yuu: (sweat drop) You've read my mind
Burn's pod and Gazelle's pod are starting to fill up with smoke
SCT: … Hey, how long does it take?
Yuu: … 15 minutes or so …
Tachimukai: Why that long? O.o
Yuu: Do you think it's that easy to switch souls? This ISN'T Tom and Jerry you know…
Hiroto: (emo corner) Don't even talk about Tom and Jerry… THEY WANTED TO EAT MY HAIR A FEW CHAPTERS BACK! TT^TT
Touko: (gets a text message, opens it) OAO… WHAT THE HELL? ! (throws it to Yuu)
Yuu: (catches it) Let me guess, Flo right? (takes a look at the screen) … WHY THE HELL IS FLO AND DYLAN EATING THE SAME COTTON CANDY IN HONG KONG DISNEYLAND? !
Ichinose and Mark: W-WHAT? ? ! ! (furious)
Touko: If they bite through that cotton candy until the end…
Yuu: … Their… Lips… Shall… Meet… Oh what's this? (notices a text message under the picture, reads it out loud) Flo: Don't even think we're gonna kiss! Dylan: Yeah! Like hell I'll kiss the girl! Sebastian: (the lobster from Disney's the Little Mermaid, pops behind the two and starts singing 'Kiss the Girl') Flo and Dylan: (eats Sebastian up)
Everybody: (sweat drop)
The machine suddenly makes a loud high-pitched ring
Yuu: They're done :D
Burn(Gazelle): (walks out the pod) My head… (touches head and feels the tulip) O.o….. WHAAAAAAT? ? ! ! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ! I CAN'T BE BURN NOW! ! !
Gazelle(Burn): (scowling at Yuu, SCT and the others) YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! Wait, why does my voice sound different? (looks down) O.O GAAAAH! I'M NOW GAZELLE? ! NO WAY! NO (BEEP)ING WAY! ! !
SCT: (glomps) KYAAAA! ! ! NOW YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BODIES! ! !
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn: (blush) WHAT ARE YOU SAYING GIRL ? !
Yuu: Who wants to soul switch next? (looks at the IE Cast)
IE Cast: (gulps and runs away) GAAAAH! ! !
Yuu: (rolls around laughing) JUST KIDDING! ! !
IE Cast: (gets all the angry mob stuff) gggrr…
Yuu: (gulps) S-Sore ja! The next dare! … Ben 10…
SCT: What's wrong with Ben 10?
Yuu: Nothing's wrong… It's just that me and Flo have a little brother… WHO IS A BEN 10 FREAK! ! ! THANKS TO HIM WATCHING BEN 10 EVERY SINGLE DAY, ME AND FLO HAVE MEMORIZED ALL OF THE ALIENS! ! ! (running around and pulling hair) AAAARRRGHHH! ! !
Everybody: (sweat drop) Their powers?
Yuu: Do you guys want me to list them? It'll take until next year if you want me to explain every single alien in the series.
Everybody: HELL TO THE NO! ! ! !
Yuu: Good! XD So… Which are we taking? -3-
Hiroto: What do you mean?
Yuu: I mean by there are three seasons for Ben 10… I'm just wondering which season would be the best one to use (rolls eyes)
Saginuma: Let's just take the first season…
Yuu: I don't know about you guys but what the heck! XD I'll be back~ (runs off into his secret lab)
Natsumi: I bet he's gonna come out with some Cartoon Teleporter thingy…
Gouenji: I agree…
Kidou: (phone rings, sweat drop) How the hell did Flo get my phone number? !
Yuuka: I GAVE HER! NYAH! :D
Gouenji: O.o? YUUKA? !
Yuuka: What? :3
Kidou: (opens the message) … (cracks up laughing) BUAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKA! ! ! ! ! OMG! ! ! ! THIS IS HILLARIOUS! ! ! ! XXXDDD
Everyone else: What? What? ? (looks at Kidou's phone) OH OUR KAMI-SAMA! ! ! ! !
Aphrodi: (burps)
Everyone else: O.O (laughs harder) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! ! ! ! !
On the screen is a picture of a crying and whining Flo. It looks like Dylan had taken a REAL PYTHON and snuck it around her neck.
Shirou: Something tells me Dylan is going to be dead when they come back XXDD
Atsuya: YOU SAID IT BRO! ! !
Megane: PFFT! AHAHAH! XD And from the background of the photo, I believe they're in the Amazon Jungle :D (his phone rings) … EVERYBODY STAND BACK! I BELIEVE THIS IS FROM FLO!
Everybody: (shuts up and stares at Megane) Well, what are you waiting for? OPEN IT! O.O
Megane: (flips open his phone) … oopss… It was just a To-Do list from Mom…
Everybody: (anime fall)
SCT: BAKA! ! BAKA! ! ! :(
Megane: (scratches head) Ehehehehe…
Yuu: (appears with a TV) Back~
SCT: A TV? A TV? ! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A TV? !
Yuu: (turns the TV on and Ben, Gwen and Grandpa Max appear) THIS is what we're supposed to do (grins)
IE Cast: (jaw drop)
Ben: OW! MY HEAD! GWEN! YOU WEIGH HEAVIER THAN VILGAX!
Gwen: OH SHUT UP DWEEB!
Grandpa Max: (shakes head and sighs)
Ben: Whatever. (stands up and dusts himself off) Where are we anyways? (looks around and notices the IE Cast, Yuu and SCT) Who're you guys?
SCT: Us?
Gwen: Duh… What are you? A doofus like my cousin?
Ben: HEY!
SCT: (glares at Gwen)
Yuu: (sweat drops) GIRLS! GIRLS! You're both cute! Can we continue with the show now?
SCT and Gwen: What the hell did you say? (wide eyes at Yuu)
Yuu: (gulps) Nothing…? (goes to Ben) is your cousin always like this…?
Ben: Like you don't know…
Aliea Academy: Uumm hello? Are we forgetting the reason why we brought Ben 10 here?
Yuu: … Oh right… Hey Ben! Could you show these aliens (points to Aliea Academy) what a REAL alien looks like?
Ben: (looks at Aliea Academy) You guys call those freaks aliens?
Yuu and IE Cast: (shrugs)
Aliea Academy: =.="
Ben: (turns on his watch and turns into Heatblast) Lets heat things up a bit here!
Burn: Hey! That's my line! Oh, and cool tulip on your head
Ben/Heatblast: O.o?
IE Cast: (laughs)
Ben: (turns into Ripjaws) … Do you think you've got a water tank?
Desarm: O.O (gets scared)
Ben: (turns into Greymatter and climbs into Gazelle's shirt)
Gazelle: (jumping around) EEEEKK! ! DISGUSTING! GET THIS LITTLE TWERP OUT OF ME! ! ! ! ! EEEEEEKKKK! ! ! ! (jumping on one feet and trying to get Ben out)
Ben: (jumps out of Gazelle's shirt and changes into Wildmutt) RROOOAAAAARRRR! ! !
Hiroto: O.o… (turns paler and faints from shock)
SCT: (recording the whole thing) HAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! !
Ben: (turns into Stinkfly)
Everybody: URGH! ! ! WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE SMELL? ? ! !
Ben: Sorry… NOT! XD
Ryuuji: (looks at everybody) What? What smell?
Ben: You don't smell it?
Ryuuji: Uumm no?
Ben: (shoots that green slime next to Ryuuji)
Ryuuji: … Did you just sneeze snot?
Everybody else: (wearing gas masks) ARGH! ! ! THE SMELL IS SO STRONG! ! ! WE CAN STILL SMELL IT! ! ! !
Ben: OAO! WHY CAN'T YOU SMELL MY PUTRID STINK? ! ? ! ? !
Ryuuji: I don't know… (sneezes really loudly) HACHOOOOOOO! ! ! ! ! Oh right… I have a serious case of the cold… I can't smell ANYTHING…
Everybody: (anime falls)
Yuu: (sweat drops and turns the TV off) Well… see you guys in TV!
Ben, Gwen, Grandpa Max: TV? (disappears)
Yuu: I forgot that they didn't know they're cartoon characters… (opens gas mask) FREEDOM!
Everybody else: (opens gas mask too) PHEW! ! ! WHAT A RELIEF! ! !
Rika: YAY! THE GIRL ISN'T HERE! ! ! MY DARLING IS SAFE! ! ~ ~ WE WON'T HAVE TO DO THE DARE~ (hugs Ichinose)
Ichinose: … TT^TT HEEEEEELLPP! ! !
Flo: (busts down the door) DYLAN IS DEAD! ! ! ! TT^TT! ! ! (throws Dylan's body into the house)
Everybody: O.O
Rika: (freezes)
Ichinose: (sweat drops)
Mark: DYLAAAAN! ! ! ! (runs to Dylans body) ARE YOU OKAY DUDE? ? ! ! ! TTATT!
Dylan: Mark… Mark… Is that you…? (cough, cough) Please… Remember that I… (cough) Love you… (slowly closes eyes)
Mark: (crying) DYYLAAAAAAN! ! ! NOOOO! ! ! ! (hugs Dylan)
Everybody: (stares) DRAMATIC MUCH? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
Flo: (vein pops, takes a bottle of Sting and shoves the bottle down Dylan's throat) =.=""" Annoying much?
Dylan: (jumps up and busts through the roof) WOOOHOOO! ! ! ! COME ON MARK! ! ! ! ! (drags Mark into a room) XXDD
Mark: (sweat drops) WAIT DYLAN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD? ! O.O
Dylan: NAH… I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE DEAD! ! ! XXPP FLO JUST KNOCKED MY HEAD TOO HARD! ! ! XXDD (lock the room door)
Mark: NOOOOO! ! ! DYLAN? ? ? ! ! ! !
SCT: (recorded the whole thing) That was weird…
Flo: Everything is weird here… (emo corner)
Yuu: What happened?
Flo: … We went to the Amazon Jungle and the dude scared me with a python…
Yuu: He was looking for a death contract…
Flo: YES HE WAS! ! ! ! DO YOU REALIZED HOW SCARED I WAS? ? ? ! ! ! TTTATTT
SCT: No… XD Anyways, you've got a DARE FLO XD
Flo: I'm not in the mood for dares now (emo corner)
Yuu: ICHINOSE… (glares at Ichinose) You better cheer her up idiot…
Rika: NOOOO! ! !
SCT: (ties Rika up and locks her in the Torture Room) You're all set to go Ichinose! XD
Ichinose: … (gulps)
Domon: (gives Ichinose a bouquet of black and white roses) Her fav
Ichinose: How'd you know?
Domon: (shrugs) She told me last chapter
Ichinose: (slowly walks to Flo)
Flo: Snakes must extinct… Must extinguish them…
Ichinose: (gulps) uumm Flo?
Flo: (turns around and stares at Ichinose) … Nani?
Ichinose: (eyes Yuu)
Yuu: (glaring and mouths at Ichinose: You better make her happy again or else you're going into the Torture Room along with Rika)
Ichinose: THESE FLOWERS ARE FOR YOU! (gulps and shoves the roses to Flo)
Flo: (stares at the roses, then at Ichinose, then at the crowd) … It's a dare right…? It's not from the heart… You were forced to do it… TTT^TTT (emo aura grows bigger)
Yuu: (starts cracking his knuckles and sharpening his axe)
Ichinose: O.o… (scratches the back of his head) Aiseh man…
Everybody: What did you just say? O.O
Ichinose: Sorry, Malaysian slang… Any Malaysian readers would know… (shrugs, takes Flo's hands, pulls her up and French kisses her)
Flo: (moans and blushes)
Yuu: OAO! ! ! GAAAH! ! ! (runs to them but was stopped by SCT and Kazemaru) LEAVE HER ALONE YOU IDIOT! ! ! !
Kazemaru: Over protective brothers…
SCT: Annoying…
Kidou: (pats Yuu's back) I know how you feel bro…
Yuu: TT^TT! ! ! ! NEXT DARE! ! ! !
Atsuya: … Who wants to dance ballet on soapy water?
IE Boys: NOBODY WANTS TO! !
Yuu: I want Ichinose to dance ballet on soapy water (evil, evil smile)
SCT: Sorry dude, he's (cough) busy… (points to the couple kissing)
Yuu: … (emo corner)
Kazemaru: I vote for Someoka to dance ballet :D
Endou: Agreed!
SCT: You agree to everything that Kazemaru says...
Endou: … (joins Yuu in the emo corner)
Someoka: NO WAY AM I GONNA DANCE BALLET! ! AND THAT'S THAT! !
SCT: Wanna join Rika? (points to the Torture Room)
Someoka: I somehow believe that the Torture Room is even worse than the fangirl room… ANYBODY HERE GOT A TUTU? ? ! ! !
SCT: XXDD Why not we ask Kim? I bet she's got a whole lot of tutus XXDD
Kim: (pops out of nowhere eating ice cream) Yo?
Someoka: Got a tutu?
Kim: (takes out her bag and raids it for all the tutus she has) Choose which colour you want XD There's red, pink, blue, purple… PURPLE! ! ! I love purple~ XD
Everybody: (sweat drop)
Someoka: … I don't know which one to choose….
Yuu: Then I'll choose for you!~ (takes a really frilly hot pink tutu) :3
Someoka: (gulps) On second thought…
SCT: (snatches the tutu from Yuu and shoves it onto Someoka) NO BUTS YOUNG MAN! NOW SKATE ON SOAPY WATER! ! (pushes Someoka into the Ice Skating Room)
Yuu: I didn't even know we had that room
SCT: You guys just installed it remember?
Yuu: Oh right! So… What does this purple button do?
Kim: PURPLE! ! ! ! ! (pushes the purple button)
Everybody: (sweat drop)
Someoka: GAAAAAAH! ! ! !
Soapy water fills the ice rink
IE Cast: So that's what it does~
Someoka: HELP ME! ! ! ! (trying to prevent himself from falling)
SCT: You're on your own dude (closes the door) What's next on the list?
Aphrodi: Yuu, you love torturing your relatives don't you?
Yuu: Hey, I didn't give the dare! SCT did!
SCT: True~ XD NOW FLY APHRODI! FLY WITH THE WHOLE FIRE DRAGON ATTACHED TO YOUR FEET! ! ! XD
Fire Dragon: We shall not survive!
SCT: (pushes Aphrodi outside and to the cliff)
Yuu: (drags the Fire Dragon team over to the cliff too)
Burn(Gazelle): BUT I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Gazelle(Burn): SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
Chan-Soo: We might need a real dragon to save us…
SCT: (ties a rope to Aphrodi's legs)
Aphrodi: OI!
Yuu: (ties the whole Fire Dragon team to the rope) There! All set and ready!
Fire Dragon and Aprhdoi: WAIT! NO!
SCT: (pushes Aphrodi off)
Aphrodi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! !
Fire Dragon: (scream like little girls) KYAAAAAAA! ! ! ~ ! ~ ! ~ ! ~
Yuu and SCT: (sweat drop and walks back to the house, opens the door)
Yuu: (sees Flo and Ichinose still kissing, GIGANTIC VEIN POP)
SCT: (bigger sweat drop)
Yuu: (eerie aura) MUST. RELEASE. ANGER! HEAT!
Heat: W-What?
Yuu: (drags Heat to the Torture Room and starts torturing him) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! NOW HOLD STILL, IMMA GONNA THROW THIS KNIFE WITH MY EYE BLINDFOLDED!
Heat: AAAAHHH! ! ! ! ! ! NEPPER HELP ME PLEASE! ! ! ! ! !
Nepper: … Sorry dude, I love my life…
SCT: (sweat drop) Next dare… (looks at Kageyama, smiles evilly)
Kageyama: (gulps)
SCT: (borrows Flo's bazooka) MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! ! ! ! (shoots fire ants at Kageyama) o.O? What the? FIRE ANTS? !
Kageyama: (gets bitten by the fire ants) OW! OW! OW! OW! HOLY MACARONI! ! ! (jumping around the house) EEK! EEK! EEP! (accidentally jumps into the Kageyama Haters Room) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! !
Kageyama Haters: WE SO (BEEP)ING HATE YOU KAGEYAMA REIJI! ! ! ! (starts to torture Kageyama)
SCT: Hey! I wanna join too!
Endou: Then what are you waiting for? GO! :D
SCT: But Yuu and Flo are busy… Nobody will be able to host the show if I go! T^T!
Endou: (snaps fingers) CRAP! ALMOST GOT HER TO LEAVE!
SCT: Then again… The next dare is for Yuu… (runs to the Torture Room and opens it) o_O That's enough torturing for one day Yuu!
Heat: (drags his own body to the door) FREEDOOOOM….
Nepper: OAO! HEAT! (helps Heat)
SCT: (walks in) Hey, where's Rika? I thought she was in here too
Yuu: She disappeared into that vent (points to the vent on a wall)
SCT: O.o… Okay… (pinches Yuu's ear and drags him out) WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU? !
Yuu: (Beep)ing hate Ichinose… OW! ! OW! ! !
Everybody: (sweat drop)
Yuu: So what's the dare?
Everybody: (throws Fuyuka out of the crowd in front of Yuu) Kiss her.
Fuyuka: OW!
Yuu: WHAT? ! o_o
SCT: (snickers) Oh come on!~ Don't make me sing 'Kiss the Girl'~
Yuu: (gulps) FINE! (blush, sweeps Fuyuka off the floor and French Kisses her)
Fuyuka: (blushes redder than Kidou's cape)
SCT: (takes a pic of Flo and Ichinose and then takes a pic of Yuu and Fuyuka) XXDD BLACKMAAIILL! ! !
IE Cast: (sweat drop) Next dare? Okay, so who hates cartoons?
Silence has been confirmed to be pregnant….
SCT: Anybody? Don't tell me everybody here loves cartoons?
Fudou: Even if there are any cartoon haters, they are smart enough not to admit it…
Everybody else: He's got a point! XD
SCT: He does… T^T But…. (smirks evilly) I'm getting one of Yuu's gadgets! MUAHAH! (runs into Yuu's laboratory) MUAHAHAH! FOUND IT! THE TRUTH-I-NATOR! XD
IE Cast: THE TRUTH-I-WHAT? ! OAO! ! !
SCT: (pulls the trigger to the gun and a blue laser hits everybody)
Half of everybody here: (shouts) WE HATE CARTOONS! ! ! ! OAO…. SHIIIIT…
SCT: XD OH YEAH! ! ! !
Kazemaru: NOO! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH CARTOONS! !
Tsunami: COUNT ME IN! ! ! TT^TT
Hijikata: I DON'T WANNA! !
Maquia: MAQUIA HATES CARTOONS! ! !
The whole Epsilon team: WE ALL HATE CARTOONS! ! !
SCT: (sweat drops) Now that's a lot of haters… I wonder if Burn and Gazelle are cartoon haters too? Hhhmm… Which reminds me, are the Fire Dragon players alright? 0_0
Loud flapping noises were heard. A loud bang. The roof breaks and Fire Dragon lands in the middle of the house.
Fire Dragon: OW…. TT^TT
Aphrodi: MY LEGS!
Burn(Gazelle): I hate this show…
Gazelle(Burn): You're not the only one…
Chan-Soo: Mummy! ! !
Everybody: O.o But they! But who! But HOW? ! O-o
SCT: Nevermind? (shoves the people who hates cartoons into the house's movie theatre) XD The most liked cartoon? I'D SAY TOM AND JERRY!
Hiroto: T-TOM AND JERRY? ! (goes all hysteria) EEEEPP! ! ! (running around the house) WHERE ARE THEY? ! EEEP! ! ! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! ! !
SCT: OAO… He still has a phobia for Tom and Jerry? ! And since when he talked pirate?
Midorikawa: I don't think its never gonna go away... His fear for Tom and Jerry I mean… (sweat drops) The pirate accent? Maybe after this chapter…
Hiroto: AAAARRRRRGGHH! ! ! ! WALK THE PLANK! ! ! I'M GONNA WALK THE PLANK! ! ! ! (jumps into the siblings swimming pool)
Everybody: (ignores)
SCT: (locks the theatre door and pushes the start button next to it) XXDD
Everybody in the theatre: AAAAAAAAAAHHH! ! ! ! ! !
SCT: Next dare! -3- Oh Burn-sama~ Gazelle-sama~
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): (gulps)
SCT: XXXDDD (hugs both of them super tightly)
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): (faces turn purple) OXYGEEEN…
SCT: YAY! ! ! (pushes Burn to Gazelle) XX33
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): (blushes and kisses)
SCT: (taking multiple shots) YAY! ! ! !
Yuu and Fuyuka: (finally breaks kiss, breathing hard)
Yuu: I just noticed where did Flo and Ichinose disappear to? O-o
Endou: (whistles and points to a room)
Yuu: o_o (faints)
Endou: (sweat drop and looks at his finger) Whoops… I pointed it in the wrong direction XD (points to the door that leads to outside) They went out XXDD
Everybody: (sweat drops)
Fuyuka: KYAAA! ! ! YUU-KUN! ! ! (trying to wake Yuu up)
SCT: So is this the end of the chapter?
Haruna: I guess since both the hosts are 'out'
Natsumi: True…
SCT: Then I shall end this chapter! XD
Isabella from Phineas and Ferb: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! !
Everybody: EEEK! ! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? !
Isabella: I was called here by Flo :D She wanted me to do a VERY VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! ! XD
Everybody: Announcement? O-o What is it?
Isabella: (smiles oh-so-sweetly) Flo is making a contest! X3 And the name of this contest is… "Make My Tears Fall Contest"!
Everybody: What…?
Isabella: XD Actually, ever since Flo was ten years old, she has never shed any tears of sadness. And she's going cuckuz because of it. Literally. She needs to cry or she'll really be sent to a mental institute.
SCT: So…
Isabella: Yes, she's making a contest for it! XD It's just simple everybody! Just write a really sad story and if Flo cries, the writer wins!
Endou: Are there any prizes?
Isabella: Sure damn fucking hell there are!
Everybody: o-o She just cursed…
Isabella: Here, I'll just tell you everything! XD
Rules or Terms and Condition (they're so simple! XD):
-Can be either a one-shot or multi-chapter story or song-fic
-Can use ANY type of pairing (Yaoi, Yuri, OC X Official, Official X Official, crack couple etc.)
-We recommend you do a Romance OR Family type of story. That's what makes Flo's eyes water the most.
-If you are interested, PLEASE tell Flo by PM that you want to enter and she'll put your account name in the contestants list.
-When publishing the story that you want to use in this contest, PLEASE oh PLEASE put in "MMTFC" in the summary. If not, your submission will NOT be accepted.
-HAS TO BE A SAD STORY THAT COULD MAKE PEOPLE CRY. THAT'S THE MOTIVE OF THIS CONTEST.
-Please know that Flo will only review your story to tell that your story has been accepted in the contest.
-The winner will be told through the next chapter of Disaster Zone!
-Grand Prize goes to the writer who was able to make Flo's tears fall. If none of the stories made her cry, then the story which made Flo's eyes water the most, WINS. If there are more than one story that won then she'll choose the story which she thinks is the Best One.
Prizes(here's the great part XD):
Grand Prize: The winner gets FIVE story requests. The winner can choose either of the following: song-fics, one-shots, multi-chapter stories. He/She can request ANY type of story(except lemon cause Flo does not know how to write that type of fic 0-0). Even the BANNED couples are allowed (*cough* IchinoseXRikaisallowed *cough*) The winner's OC also gets to BE in Flo's story, THE ROSE, PAPER AND CATS SERIES! ! ! The winner also gets to guest star in Disaster Zone! For 2 chapters!
Consolation Prizes(goes to all the writers who joined but didn't win):
-Guest star in Disaster Zone for 2 chapters
-One story request from EACH writer!
SCT: (eyes shining from happiness) Winner's OC GETS TO BE IN THE RPC SERIES? ! Wait, why did you call it series, there's only the original and sequel… 0-0
Isabella: That's because there's gonna be a prequel, and then a fourth season and then fifth and then on and on XD
SCT: (eyes shining even more) KYAAAA! ! ! REALLY? !
Endou: You just spoiled it….
Isabella: SOR~RRY~ I was paid to do that!
Rika: (eyes shining too) KYAAA! ME AND DARLING ISN'T BANNED? !
Isabella: That's because Flo has a story in mind for the couple IchiRika
Rika: (eyes shine brighter) KYAAAAAAA! ! ! ! REALLY? ? ! ! DARLING! ! ~ !
Natsumi: 0-0 OMG…. Has Flo gone NUTZ? !
SCT: (jumping up and down) WHO CARES? ! I WANNA BE IN IT! I WANNA BE IN IT! ! XXDD
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): Oh.. Goody... (sarcastically)
Phineas and Ferb: (walks in)
Isabella: (blushes) Hey Phineas!
Phineas: Oh hi Isabella!
Isabella: What'cha doing? (in a sweet voice)
IE Cast: (sweat drop)
Phineas: We're here to take down the stage
Isabella: Oh! Can I help?
Phineas: Sure! Hey, where's Perry? (looks around)
IE Cast: (bigger sweat drop)
Perry the Platypus: (lifts up a flower pot and jumps into a hole under it)
IE Cast: (DOUBLE BIG sweat drop)
Flo and Ichinose: (walks in)
Flo: Oh Isabella! You've done it already?
Isabella: (nods head really fast)
Ichinose: (sweat drops at Rika and SCT)
Rika and SCT: (still jumping up and down) KYAA!
Candace: (rubs hands together) Oh these two are SO busted… Ehehehehehehe… MUM! ! ! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE HELPING WEIRD FREAKS FROM AN ANIME! ! ! !
Flo: Oh shut up Candace who's seiyuu is Ashley Tisdale! !
Candace: Meep…
The ground suddenly shakes and a gigantic elephant robot jumps out the ground. Lava follows
IE Cast: WHAT THE? !
Doofenshmirtz: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS! ! ! ! (disappears out a hole in a river of lava)
Perry the Platypus: (makes the platypus sound) PPPPRRRR…
Flo: (sees Rika and glares at her) WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY? ! AND AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TORTURE ROOM! (chases Rika)
Ichinose: (shakes head)
Fideo: (hears something) Hey, anybody heared something hissing? 0-0
Everybody: (stays quiet) Yeah, we do…
A meteor crashed into the house. 0-0
BANG! BANG! BOOM! The dynamites explode.
Kogure: ! ! ! !
Everybody: (turns into demons) KOGURE THE DIABLO! ! ! ! ! !
Kogure: XXDD

Chapter 9: Domon's Disaster

Child: Mummy! Mummy! Hurry up! The show is about to start!

Mother: I'm coming! Where are your sister and brother and father?

Sister, brother and father: We're already in the living room!

Child: (turns on TV)

Mother: (sits on couch)

TV Anchor: We're sorry to interrupt this programme but Disaster Zone will never air on this channel again. It seems that- WOAH!

Flo and Yuu: (jumps on the TV Anchor) WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO CANCEL OUR SHOW? ? ! ! !

Director: YEAH! GET HIM SIBLINGS! !

Aki: (appears in front of the TV) Minna! Welcome to chapter 9 of Disaster Zone!

Everyone at home: (sweat drops)

Flo: (shoots rocks at the TV Anchor using her bazooka) That's what you get when you cancel our show~ ~ (sings 'That's what you get' – Paramore)

Yuu: (beating the crap out of him)

Director: Go Flo~ Go Yuu~

Yuu: (gives him one kick in the stomach and the TV Anchor goes for a little swim in the Pacific)

IE Cast: (sweat drops)

Flo: Everyone okay?

IE Cast: (nods quickly)

Flo: (walks past the IE Cast to the toilet) Good, now I need to wash my hands. Yuu, take over!

Yuu: (rolls eyes) Well, where's our guest star?

Flo: (comes back running and jumps on Yuu) EEEEPPP! A GHOST! A ZOMBIE! A TOILET ZOMBIE! GAAAAH! ! ! MY HEART IT HURTS! (faints)

Aquella: (walks out of the toilet) Why is she so afraid of me? O.O

Everyone: (sweat drops)

Yuu: (sigh and places Flo on a sofa) She can't be surprised or else this will happen… So tell me Aquella, you jumped on her in the toilet right?

Aquella: (laughs nervously) Ehehehe….

Yuu: High-five!

Aquella: You're a bad big brother, you know that?

Yuu: (vein pop) Dares for today are from…

Aquella: Moondust107! !

Is it too late to give dares? I have some... hehehe...

1. I dare Tsunami to go to the dirty market full of dead fish and all sorts of sea animals (Let's see how he reacts)...

2. Just wondering... Can you let Endou tell the brand name of his shorts boxer's?

3. I dare Hiroto to tell everything he feels about Mido-kun... If he doesn't admit all... Hit him with a mallet!

4.I dare Atsuya and Shirou to act like spongebob and patrick, Patrick-Atsuya Spongebob-Shirou Squidward=Someoka...

5.I dare Genda to sing "like a G6" or "Dynamite" infront of Sakuma, first let him drink beer to make him drunk while singing.

6. I dare yuuto and fudou to have a date for 2 hours... they can't hit each other... either if one of them is the boy or the girl...

7. Just wondering again, Is gouenji's hair really like that or wax or gel is the thing he uses to make it stand u like that?

8. Wonderin again, does Fudou use anything, a product to make his eyes look so pretty?

That's all I've got... anyway call me denzel... I would want to be a gueststar here... :))

Yuu: (pushing Tsunami into a taxi) Good luck dude, you're going to need it!

Taxi drives off

Everyone: (stays quiet)

Tsunami: (screaming from the dirty market) AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE! ! ! ! ! !

Everyone: Wow… Did that tree just shook?

Endou: I don't even know the brand name of my boxers… O.O

Everyone: (facepalm) An idiot as always….

Hiroto: (immediately duct tapes his mouth)

Yuu: (holding a mallet) You do know this thing is made of gold… right?

Hiroto: O.O… (rips the duct tape off of his mouth) YOW! ! ! RYUUJI-KUN! ! I LOVE YOU! ! ! (realizes this, facepalm) I hate myself…

Midorikawa: (blushes hard)

Yuu: That all?

Hiroto: Uummm yes?

Yuu: (holds the mallet higher)

Hiroto: Uuhh uuuhh! I LOVE HIS HAIR! ! O.O… What did I just say?

Yuu: Correction, admit.

Midorikawa: (holds his hair) O.O?

Yuu: (throws the mallet out the window) Next dare!

Tsunami: (gets hit by the mallet, screams) OW! YUU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Yuu: (sweat drops)

Atsuya: … I AM NOT GOING TO BE THAT STUPID STARFISH CALLED 'PATRICK'! ! !

Yuu: AWESOME! ANOTHER PLAY! XD

Flo: (mumbles something) I… Love…

Everyone: (suddenly turns around to Flo and stays quiet)

Flo: Bread~ -3-

Everyone: (anime fall)

Flo: (slowly wakes up) I just had the weirdest dream…

Aquella: And I'm guessing I'm in it…

Flo: (stares at Aquella) Nope… It was one of the IE boys… (yawns and gets up from the sofa) A play eh? AHAAHAH! ATSU-NII-CHAN IS GOING TO BE PATRICK STAR!

Everyone: No doubt that she was dreaming about Ichinose…

Atsuya: I'm going to slay that Moondust107…

Aquella: (shows a picture of Moondust107 to Atsuya)

Atsuya: (sees it and rips it into pieces like a wild dog)

Yuu: OH JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

Someoka: Wait a minute…. I'm Squidward Tennisballs? !

Shirou: Spongebob is so cute~

Deep in the ocean…

Trio: (sneezes) HACHOO!

Squidward: This is your entire fault, Spongebob!

Spongebob: (laughs)

Patrick: Aw, Squidward Tennisballs is afraid of Santa Claus…? HOHOHO!

Squidward: IT'S TENTACLES! SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!

TV Anchor: Hey… I CAN BREATHE DOWN HERE!

Back at the studio

Shirou: (laughs like Spongebob)

Atsuya: (vein pop) Hey, Spongebob! Let's go jellyfishing!

Shirou: Come on Patrick!

Someoka: (opens his house window) WOULD YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN? ! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!

Everyone: OH OUR GUCCI! AHAHAH! XXDD (drops on ground laughing)

Shirou: (flipping Krabby Patties)

Someoka: Spongebob! One Krabby Pattie! No cheese!

Shirou: Right on Squidward!

Atsuya: Hey, Spongebob!

Shirou: Hey, Patrick! Want a Krabby Pattie? (gives Atsuya the one without cheese and gives Squidward the one with cheese)

Squidward: SPONGEBOB! I TOLD YOU NO CHEESE!

Everyone: (clutching guts) ARK! TOO FUNNY! CAN'T BREATHE!

Flo: (wipes away a tear) Ne-next dare! XXDD

Yuu: Instead of using beer, let's just use Sting, I wanna see its effects on Genda (smiles evilly)

Genda: Oh God…

Aquella: (shoves a bottle of Sting down Genda's throat) :D!

Genda: (gets drunk, hiccup)

Sakuma: (gets worried)

Genda: (takes a deep breath and…)

Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6

Genda: (hangs on Sakuma)

Sakuma: (sweatdrop) GAAH! GENDA! WAKE UP!

Genda:

Gimme that Mo-Moet
Gimme that Cry-Crystal
Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild
Get them bottles Popping, we get that drip and that drop
Now give me 2 more bottles cause you know it don't stop

Hell Yeah
Drink it up, drink-drink it up,
When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk
They be acting like they drunk, acting-acting like they drunk
When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk

Genda: (continues to sing the song)

Sakuma: (trying to stabilize himself and Genda) AWW MAN! GENDA! KNOCK OUT OF IT!

Everyone: O.O… Never thought Genda had such… such a voice… O.O

Flo: Wish I could watch the two on the date… (sigh)

Kidou and Fudou: Who?

Yuu: You guys… Who else?

Kidou and Fudou: WHAT? ! (gets shoved out of the studio)

Director: CAMERAMAN 2! FOLLOW THE TWO!

Cameraman 2: HAI! (chases after the two)

Flo: (thumbs up)

Director: (thumbs up back)

Gouenji: Like Tobitaka, I had this hair ever since I was born (roll eyes)

Yuu: We are SO not going to go, WHAT IS THAT TRUE all over again, like the time with Tobitaka… (roll eyes)

Flo: Instead…

Gouenji: (stares at everyone)

Everyone: OH OUR GUCCI! ! REALLY? ? ! ! ! THAT'S SO COOL AND AWESOME! ! ! !

Gouenji: (anime fall)

Flo: Wanna wait for the two?

Aquella: I guess it doesn't hurt to wait 1 hour and 45 minutes, ne?

3 hours later…

Flo: (gets mad) OH FOR THE LOVE OF MY BELOVED TORAMARU! WHERE THE HELL DID THOSE TWO GO? ? ! ! ! !

Toramaru: Be-beloved TORAMARU…? ? ! !

Yuu: And for a second there I thought she was going to say Kazuya….. WAIT… SHE SAID WHAT? ? ! ! !

Everyone: (shocked like hell) SHE SAID WHAT? ? ? ! ! ! !

Flo: (realizes this) I freaking hate myself… (hides in emo corner) I'm going to kill you Kidou and Fudou…

Rika: YAHOO! FLO DOESN'T LOVE DARLING ANYMORE! (chases after Ichinose) Darling~

Ichinose: EEP! WHO'S GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM HER NOW? !

Everyone: Nobody…

Ichinose: Ouch… That hurt… (continues to run away from Rika)

Yuu: (pokes Flo's back with a stick) You're not having a fever are you?

Flo: You wouldn't understand stupid brother…

Door slams open

Flo: (jerks head up) FUDOU! KIDOU!

Two lovers: EEP!

Flo: (grabs Fudou by the collar) WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YOUR EYES SO MUCH? ? ! ! ! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE BIT!

Fudou: (roll eyes) I was born with it!

Flo: (vein pop) I'M GETTING SICK OF THE 'I'm born with it' ANSWER! (drags Fudou into a closet and starts releasing her anger on him)

Fudou: AAIIEE! ! ! WHAT DID I DO? ? ! ! !

Kidou: (notices Rika chasing Ichinose) Why isn't Flo stopping that…?

Everyone: Why is your face red?

Kidou: (takes a step back) What are you guys talking about?

Everyone: Did Fudou do something to you?

Kidou: Why do you want to know?

Everyone: Why are you not stopping asking us questions?

Kidou: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? !

Cameraman 2: (turns on the TV and the video tape of Kidou and Fudou's date airs on it) Enjoy people~

Kidou: O.O! AAAH! (busts the TV)

Everyone: Very suspicious… Hhhmmm…

The door to the closet was thrown open and Fudou comes flying out

Flo: Aaaahh… That felt good (cracks knuckles) Next batch of dares!

Fudou: Call… 911…

Aquella: (calls 911) Fudou! You're going to be okay! Hang on there!

Yuu: (slams Flo's head with the mallet) ARE YOU LOSING YOUR SANITY WOMAN? !

Flo: (faints)

Yuu: … Make a second call Aquella, just in case Flo suddenly wakes up I won't need to call the ambulance… (puts Flo on the sofa again, hides in his room)

Aquella: (sweat drops)

Flo: (mumbles something again) I… can't… hear…

Everyone: (stops whatever they are doing and keeps quiet)

Flo: (tear rolls down cheeks) Can't… hear… him… scream… again…

Everyone: (panics) DI-DID SHE JUST CRIED? ? ! ! !

Ichinose: (frozen)

Rika: What the hell is she babbling about? Do you know anything about this darling?

Ichinose: Uuumm… n-no…

Aquella: (sigh) NEXT BATCH OF DARES FROM SukiKimura! ! !

Cool chapters!Here are my batch of dares;

1-I dare Hiroto to dye his hair green and Midorikawa has to dye his hair red

2-I dare Asuko(the baby from Ch.5 that KazEndou took care of) to follow Kazemaru wherever he goes

3-I dare Burn and Gazelle to watch the movie he hate the most

4-Tachimukai and Midorikawa have to go on a date,with Tsunami and Hiroto watching

5-Natsumi must tell Aki how she feels about her

6-Sakuma has to kiss Haruna for 30 minutes,then Fudou has to kiss her for 30 minutes as well and Haruna must decide which kiss was better

That's all my dares!Oh,can my OC,Katsura,guest star?If not,it's !

Yuu: (jumps from the second floor to the IE Cast) DID I JUST HEAR YOU GUYS SCREAMING FLO CRIED?

Everyone: (points at Flo) IN HER SLEEP!

Yuu: (glares at a certain someone, sigh) Aquella, do me a favour and take care of the show for a while, I've got something to do with Flo… (drags Flo upstairs) You owe me big time, Flo…

Aquella: (devilish smile and turns around to face the IE Cast) Ushishishishishi~ (holds two bottle of hair dye)

Hiroto and Midorikawa: O.o… OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO! ! !

Aquella: (tackles the two) HIYAH! (dyes Hiroto's hair green and Midorikawa red) OH MY GUCCI! THEY LOOK SO CUTE! GAAH! HIROTO YOUR NEW HAIR COLOUR MATCHES YOUR EYES!

Midorikawa: GAAH! I LOOK HORRIBLE!

Hiroto: THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME! THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME! (pulling his hair)

Aquella: Hey, where are Asuka and the other babies anyway?

Asuka: (falls from the heavens onto Kazemaru) Gougou Gaga…

Kazemaru: ACK! (runs into a room)

Asuka: (follows Kazemaru)

Kazemaru: (runs out of the room and jumps on Endou) EEEPP! GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!

Asuka: (jumps on Endou too)

Endou: Urgh.. Too… Heavy… (falls)

Kazemaru: AAAH! (falls too)

Asuko: (falls along with Kazemaru and Endou)

Burn and Gazelle: The movie we hate the most…? That would be…

Everyone: (stays quiet)

Burn and Gazelle: Titanic?

Everyone: WHAT? ? ? ! ! ! YOU GUYS HATE THAT MOVIE? ? ? ! ! !

Burn and Gazelle: (shrugs) We guess.

Aquella: (crack knuckles) You guys are going to pay for hating that movie… (drags the two into a movie theatre, locks the door using a broom) Ushishishishishi~

Burn and Gazelle: AAAAAHH! THE HORROR OF THE ROMANCE IN IT! ! ! ! OUR EYES! GAAAAH! THAT WOMAN'S CRAZY!

Tachimukai and Midorikawa: EEEEH? ? ! ! !

Midorikawa: YOU DYED MY HAIR RED AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM? ? ! ! ! (points accusing finger to Tachimukai)

Aquella: Yeah, the dare said that :P

Tachimukai: NO WAY! EVEN I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM! (points back at Midorikawa)

Tsunami and Hiroto: (grows fangs) WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU!

Aquella: (whistling and lights up a match)

Tsunami, Tachimukai, Hiroto and Midorikawa: O.o? What the hell are you doing?

Aquella: (smirks and holds up a dynamite)

Kogure: O.O! (looks at his pocket) O.O! ! MY DYNAMITE! SHE STOLE MY DYNAMITE!

IE Cast: OH HELL! ! ! TACHIMUKAI! MIDORIKAWA! JUST GO ALREADY!

Tachimukai and Midorikawa: H-HAI! (runs off)

Tsunami and Hiroto: AIE! (chases after the two)

Aquella: (laughing like mad on the floor) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! !

Aki: (looks at Natsumi) Hhhhmm?

Natsumi: ….

IE Cast: (tapping feet) We're waiting~

Natsumi: …

Aquella: (lights up another match and brings the dynamite closer) Anybody got any duct tape so I can stick it to Natsumi?

Kogure: (raises hand up)

Natsumi: GAAAH! OKAY! OKAY! Uumm… I think Aki SHOULD JUST LEAVE ENDOU ALONE! (angry face) HE'S MINE!

Aki: (sweat dropped)

Endou: (clueless face) What's going on here?

IE Cast: (cough, drops to the floor and laughing like crazy) KAKAKAKAKAAKKAKAKAKAKAKA!

Aquella: (satisfied face) GOOD!

Flo: (skips down the stairs happily) Lalalala~

IE Cast: She looks okay…

Yuu: (climbs down the stairs) Of course she's okay, what do you expect?

IE Cast: We we're expecting her to blow up…

Flo: (looking puzzled) Why would I blow up?

Aquella: Because of this, (shoves the Ichinose-hugging Rika to her)

Flo: (looking even more confused) So what? Let her be!

Rika: (looking happy) YATTA! Darling~ Now we can get married easily!

Ichinose: (pale) Help…

IE Cast and Aquella: (jaw drop, slowly turns to Yuu) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER? ? ! ! !

Yuu: (whistling) Uuumm… Domon…. Look out…

Domon: Huh? (looks elsewhere)

Flo: (jumps on Domon) KYAAAAAAAH! ! ! !~ ~ ~

IE Cast and Aquella: (jaw gets wider) THE HELL? ? ! ! !

Domon: (wide-eyes) GET-GET HER OFF ME!

Flo: (hugging Domon)

Ichinose: (wider eyes)

Yuu: (whistling) Moving on!

Kidou: (gets ready with knives bazooka)

Yuu: Isn't that Mai's bazooka?

Kidou: Hell to the no! This one's mine! (aims at Fudou and Sakuma)

Fudou and Sakuma: (gulps) OH PLEASE LORD KIDOU YUUTO! PLEASE DON'T KILL US! IT IS A DARE! AND WE SHALL NEVER DO IT EVER AGAIN AFTER THIS! (begging position, thinking of more begging sentences that could save their lives)

Kidou: (flowers surrounding him) Lord?~ I like the sound of that~ (dispose the bazooka) VERY WELL! THOU CAN KISS MY LITTLE SISTER! BUT NO MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES FOR EACH OF YOU!

IE Cast: (anime fall)

Aquella: OH MAN! (opens a door) Sorry guys… It looks like Kidou is allowing this (closes the door)

Kidou's fangirls: OH MAN!

Haruna: TT-TT Onii-chan…

Sakuma: (gulps) Lord, spare my life! (kisses Haruna)

Haruna: (kiss back)

Haruna's fanboys: OUR HARUNA! ! ! ! NOOOOOO!

Flo: Fan… Boys… (still hugging Domon, sucks thumb)

Yuu: That's… new…

Domon: Help…..

30 minutes later…

Kidou: (vein popping)

Haruna and Sakuma: (break kiss, breathing hard, blush)

Haruna's fanboys: YES! ! ! ! FINALLY! !

Fudou: (bows in front of Kidou) Lord, may I?

Fudou's fangirls: NOOOO! AKIO-KUN! WHY STOOP SO LOW TO WORSHIP GOGGLE EYES? ? ! ! !

Kidou's fangirls: YOU CALLED OUR LORD WHAT? ? ! ! !

Fudou's fangirls: GOGGLE EYES, YOU HEARD US! GOGGLE EYES! GOGGLES EYES! ! !

Kidou's fangirls: OH YOU GIRLS ASKED FOR IT! ! ! (each girl has a penguin launcher) FIRE! ! ! ! (rain of penguins)

Fudou's fangirls: (each has a banana canon) COUNTER ATTACK! ! ! ! COUNTER ATTACK! ! ! ! (rain of bananas)

Everyone: (sweat drop and anime fall)

Aquella: WORLD WAR FOR LOVE! ! ! WWFL! ! ! This might go to history!

Sakuma's fangirls: (glaring at Haruna) YOU SHALL NOT LIVE GLASSES! ! ! !

Haruna: (sweat drops)

Haruna's fanboys: (glaring at Sakuma) YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT EYE-PATCH! ! ! ! !

Sakuma: (chokes on juice) E-Eye-patch? (sweat drops)

Sakuma's fangirls: LIKE WE'LL ALLOW THAT! ! ! ! (the girls jumps on the boys with arm loads of red penguins)

Haruna's fanboys: (each holding a laptop, smacking the fangirls) WE SHALL NOT LET YOU TOUCH OUR HARUNA-HIME! ! ! ! ! !

Aquella: WOOHOO! ! ! WWFL 2! ! ! !

Haruna: (sweat drops more) Hime…? Doesn't that mean princess?

Kidou: Can we get a move on?

Flo: Yes, Fudou-san, kiss the girl…

Yuu: OI OI! ! ! WERE WE SHOT BACK TO THE SIXTEENTH CENTURY OR SOMETHING? ? ! ! ! !

Fudou: (shrugs)

Fudou's fangirls: NOOO! ! ! AKIO-KUN!

Kidou's fangirls: (shoots more penguins and the penguins covered Fudou's fangirls) YES! ! ! VICTORY! ! THE VICTORY WITHIN THE EYES! ! !

Kidou: (anime fall) They had just screamed my character song title…

Fudou: (kiss Haruna)

Haruna: (kiss back)

Kidou: (staring at the WWFL and then at the WWFL 2)

Another 30 minutes later

Fudou and Haruna: (break kiss, breathing hard, blush)

Aquella: So Haruna-chan (dances around Haruna) Who's better?

Haruna: (redder than the reddest red)

Haruna's fanboys: (holding laptops at Sakuma, then at Fudou, then at Sakuma, then at Fudou, continuing…)

Kidou's fangirls: (staring at Haruna for the answer, still chiming) Yes~ We won~ We won~

Fudou's fangirls: CHOOSE AKIO-KUN! ! ! HE HAS THE BETTER KISS! ! ! WE'RE SURE OF IT! ! ! !

Sakuma's fangirls: NO! ! ! IT HAS TO BE JIROU-KUN! ! ! ! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! ! ! !

Fudou and Sakuma: (anime fall and blush)

Haruna: (glowing red) Its…. Its… (on the verge of tears) UWAAAAA! ! ! ! ONII-CHAN! ! ! (jumps on Kidou)

Kidou's fangirls, Haruna's fanboys, Fudou's fangirls, Sakuma's fangirls, IE Cast, Aquella, Yuu, Flo: ONII-CHAN? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

Kidou: (gets knives bazooka and aims at everybody, glaring)

Aquella: (pouts) NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER! ! !

Kidou: Try it (reloads more knives)

Aquella: (gulps)

Yuu: Let's go to the next dare?

Tsunami: (smacks Yuu using the golden mallet) THERE'S NO MORE IDIOT! And… REVENGE! ! ! !

Yuu: (swirls in eyes and faints) Ooowwwy~~

Flo: (pokes Yuu using her toe) He's dead

Domon: Flo, can't you… let me go…

Flo: (hugs Domon tighter) NO! ! ! I DON'T WANT TO! ! !

Aquella: Okay, WHAT THE HELL DID YUU DO TO HER? ? ? ! ! !

Fudou's fangirls: WHO CARES WHAT HE'S DONE TO HER? ? ! ! ! AKIO-KUN'S THE BETTER KISSER, THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT! ! ! ! ! WE'LL KISS HIM TO MAKE SURE! ! ! ! ! !

Sakuma's fangirls: THE HELL? ? ! ! ! ! JIROU-KUN'S KISS IS WAY MORE SWEETER! ! ! ! ! ! WE'RE GONNA PROVE IT! ! !

Sakuma: (sweat drop) Wanna make a break for it Fudou?

Fudou: … Definitely …

Sakuma and Fudou: (runs for their lives)

Sakuma's and Fudou's fangirls: AH! ! ! ! WAIT FOR US! ! ! ! ! ! (chases Sakuma and Fudou around)

Sakuma and Fudou: GAAAAAAAAHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GO AWAY YOU FREAKING FANGIRLS! ! ! ! !

Haruna's fanboys: Haruna-hime! Are you alrig- (gets blown by penguins)

Kidou's fangirls: (holding canons) LEAVE THE GIRL IN OUR LORD'S ARMS! ! ! ! ! !

Flo: (still hugging Domon)

Domon: At least she's not kissing me… (sigh) No choice…. (hugs back)

Domon's fangirls: NOOOO! ! ! ! !

Flo: (smiles happily)

Aquella: This. Is. One. Weird. Chapter…

Aki: You can say that again…

Rika: (still babbling about her future with Ichinose, hugging him too)

Ichinose: TT-TT Help me! ! ! !

Mark and Dylan: … Are our two teammates okay…?

Fideo: I… Don't… Think So..

Tsunami: (hitting Yuu's head with the golden mallet) REVENGE! REVENGE! ! REVENGE! ! ! ! (out of control, smashing everything) WOOHOO! ! !

Tachimukai: GAAAAH! ! ! ! A CRAZY SURFER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ! ! !

Natsumi: (runs) AQUELLA! CLOSE THE DAMNED CHAPTER! ! ! (gets hit by a shoe) THE FUCK? ? ! !

Kidou's fangirls: (out of penguins, throwing shoes at Haruna's fanboys)

Haruna's fanboys: (dodges the shoes, uses the laptops to smack away any incoming shoes) MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! THE POWER OF HARUNA-HIME! ! !

Aquella: HAI! ! ! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING INAZUMA ELEVEN! DISASTER ZONE! CHAPTER NINE! ! PLEASE SEND IN MORE DARES! ! ! (gets hit by the golden mallet) OWWWWWW! ! ! ! (faints)

At the houses around the world

People: (dying because of limited oxygen because of laughing too hard)

Hospitals: (damn busy)

Police: (turns on sirens)

Fuyuka: … (head pops out) … THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN CHAOS! ! ! ! ! WHAT THE FUCKING DAMNED HELL HAPPENED? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

IE Cast: FUYUKA? ? ! ! ! !