Monday, June 25, 2012

Chapter 10: Disaster Disaster


Endou: … I'm happy that this thing wasn't updated in a long time and sad that now it's being updated…
Other IE Casts: Yeah…
Endou: BUT WHY IS THIS PLACE SO DAMNED DARK? !
Other IE Casts: YEAH!
Endou: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! !
Aki: ME TOO!
Tsunami: WE ALL CAN'T! !
Endou: (walks around, trips on something) GAAH! (falls on Kazemaru but doesn't know and accidentally kisses him too) O.O WHO'S THIS? !
Kazemaru: (blushing) G-GAAK! ! ENDOU! ! ! (vein pops and tries to chase Endou in the darkness)
Bright flashing lights suddenly turn up and blind the IE Casts
Someoka: WHAT THE (BEEP)? !
Flo: (in a white magician costume, much like Detective Conan's costume on his DVD cover, and a mask) OH SHUT UP SOMEOKA! And please, mind your language!
Yuu: (in the same outfit but black coloured) You do know that there are some kids watching this!
IE Cast: O.o WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO WEARING? !
Flo and Yuu: Nothing out of the ordinary XD (on a stage, where the bright colour lights are)
IE Cats: (jaw drop) ARE YOU GUYS MAKING A CONCERT OR SOMETHING? !
Flo: No…? We're just celebrating XD
Fideo: Celebrating WHAT exactly?
Yuu: I don't know XD
IE Cast: (anime fall)
Kidou: So could you guys at least tell us what is up with the stage, the bright colour lights, the costumes, the loud music and.. O.O (notices something running on the stage towards them) WHAT IS THAT? !
IE Cast: Huh? (looks at the stage)
Somebody seems to be running full speed ahead from behind the stage towards the IE Cast… And that person seems like she/he is ready to jump
IE Cast: O.O GAAAH! (scattering around)
Flo: YAY! The guest star is here! XD
Yuu: Let us present to you…
Drumroll…
Sweet-Cool-Twins: WAZZAP SOCCER PLAYERS ? ! (jumps from the stage and lands on top of Gazelle and Burn) KYAAAA! ~ ! BURN-SAMA! GAZELLE-SAMA! ! ! (hugs them both)
IE Cast: (sweat drop)
Burn: YOU'RE KIDDING? ! SHE'S OUR GUEST STAR ? !
Gazelle: (trying to break free from SCT's hug) NO WAY!
Flo: (walks down the stage and nods) Yes way Gazelle-senpai
Yuu: (walks down the stage the other way) She's been waiting to be on this show for like weeks, months. Why? Because she wanted to be the guest star when her dares are up! So yeah XD
Flo: SCT! Would you do the honours and tell us your dares? ^^
SCT: ON IT SISTAH! KYAA! ! XD (still hugging Burn and Gazelle)
Burn and Gazelle: (choking)
- Gazelle-sama! I dare you to switch souls with burn-sama. (Use a soul switching machine or something) for two chappies!
- I dare all the aliea people to go to ben 10. Show them that this is how an alien should look like and not like a human being!
- Ichinose, give a bouquet of roses to flo.(your welcome) I let you decided what's gonna happen after that.
- select a random ie boy and make him do ballet on ice with soapy water!
- I dare aphrodi-kun to fly with the rest of fire dragon grabbing his legs
- Flo, Shi. Pick a random ie boy and make him do anything you want. (must not be your fandom)
- Make the guest star for the day make their most hated ie cast to suffer. If I'm in, mine is kageyama.
- Shi, kiss fuyuka.(your welcome)
- to the person who hates any cartoons, I dare you to watch the most liked cartoon.
- For the guest star/s, kiss your ie cast crush on the cheek! For me, let me hug Gazelle-sama TIGHTLY! and let me push him to make him kiss burn-sama! Because of the soul switch just let me hug both of them!
IE Cast, Flo and Yuu: … Uh-oh… (gulps)
SCT: What? They're dares aren't they? -3-
Flo: Yuu, you're the tinker around here. Get going and build us a soul switcher machine! XD
Yuu: Roger and out sis! XD (goes to his secret lab and starts building the thing)
Fuyuka: Well this might take a few hours…
Burn: A LITTLE HELP HERE!
SCT: Oopps! Sorry Burn-sama! (lets go of the two)
Burn and Gazelle: (sigh of relief) Thank you!
Flo: (getting bored) Anybody wants to play cards? Yuu is going to take a LONG time at that thing…
Fideo: ME!
Edgar: COUNT ME IN!
Mark: AMERICANS COULD PLAY CARDS BETTER THAN ANY OTHERS!
Dylan: YEAH!
Therese: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ARGENTINAS PLAY!
Rococo: I'M NOT HALF-BAD EITHER!
Roniejo: OI! OI! YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING ABOUT US BRAZILLIANS!
Japanese Soccer Players: (sweat drop) What the heck is this? Cards Battle International? O.O
Flo: (double sweat drop, throws a pack of cards to Mark) Make sure you guys have a good game in the CBI… O.O
M, F, E, D, T, R, R: LET'S GO! (starts playing cards, using chocolates to replace money)
Flo: O.o…?
SCT: Those people look pumped up…
Flo: Yes they are…. HEY DYLAN!
Dylan: What?
Flo: XD IT'S PARTY TIME! (gets pompoms)
Dylan: OH YEAH BABY! (gets another set of pompoms)
Others: WHAT THE (BEEP)? O.O
Flo and Dylan: (starts singing the song Party Time by Guardian 4) PARTY TIME~ HAJI MARU YO~ DARE MON TI RANAIE JIBUN KA INU~ IMA TA DE KOSUKO CHI SONO MAMA~ IRUN UN TA WATASHI~ SAGASHI TE MITTE TAIN~ (lyrics are according to Flo's memories of the song, we couldn't find the real lyrics XP)
Flo and Dylan: YEAH~! XD
IE Cast: OAO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE TWO? !
Kogure: (hiding a bottle of Sting) Ehehe… (whistling)
SCT: KOGURE! YOU GAVE THOSE TWO STING? !
Kogure: (gulps) Well.. Uuhmm.. Not really… They only took a sip… or two... or three... Okay! I confess! They drank two whole bottles!
Everyone: O.O
Flo: (hiccups) OKAY DYLAN! COME ON! LET'S RACE! XD
Dylan: (hiccups) YOU'RE ON GIRL!
SCT: (gets a whistle) Get set…
Flo and Dylan: (on starting line)
SCT: Get ready… (about to blow whistle)
IE Casts: (takes popcorn) Hey, where's the finish line?
SCT: GO! (blows really loudly)
Flo and Dylan: WOOOHOOO! (runs faster than the human eye could see) SEE YAH SUCKERS! XD
Natsumi: OAO Don't tell me they ditched the show? ! O.O
Fubuki: It seems so…
Tsunami: I'm going to slay them once they come back…
Touko: Count me in…
Yuu: (pops out of his secret lab, all dirty and tired) Made it… (looks around) Where's my sister? O.o?
Tachimukai: She ran away…
Mark: With Dylan…
SCT: And…
Yuu: (wiping his canon with a cloth) And what…?~
SCT: (gulps) And nothing…? Ehehehe SO LET'S GET A MOVE ON! XD So Yuu! Where's the machine? ! WHERE IS IT!
Yuu: Hijikata's pulling it over
Everyone else: Huh? O.O (blink)
Hijikata: (pulling one GIGANTIC machine, the size of a 2-leveled house, over to them) Hey… Huff…. Guys… (drops to the ground from exhaustion)
Hiroto: Hijikata-kun! O.O
Roniejo: Hijikata! O.O
Endou: (shakes Hijikata) You okay? !
Hijikata: (already asleep)
Yuu: XD THANK YOU OUR MUSCLE BUILT SOCCER PLAYER! XD
SCT: LoL XD Burn-sama~ Gazelle-sama~
Burn and Gazelle: (gulps) You take that way and I take this way… Ready? RUN! (runs in different directions) EEEPPPP! ! ! !
SCT: OAO! YOU GUYS ARE SO NOT RUNNING AWA- (gets a text message on her phone) Huh? Who the Hell? O.O (looks at the message, throws the phone to Yuu) I think that's for you…
Yuu: Eh? (looks at the screen) WHAT THE (BEEP) IS FLO AND DYLAN DOING? ! OAO!
IE Cast: Nani? Nani? (looks at the screen from behind Yuu) EEEHH? ! OAO!
On the screen is a picture of Flo and Dylan in yukata's and bowing in front of each other. A message was written at the bottom: WE'VE REACHED JAPAN SUCKAZ! XD!
Aki: That… That fast…
Natsumi: … Scary …
Ichinose and Mark: (filled with jealousy)
SCT: I feel like we're forgetting something… (takes her phone back and shuts it) Oh yeah! (looks around) Hey, where are Burn-sama and Gazelle-sama? O.o?
Natsumi: They're hiding in Flo's room…
SCT: O.O Why her room? (walks up the stairs)
Aki: You'll see why…
SCT: (opens Flo's room door, gets a heart attack) W-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? !
Lava covered floors. Rifles that are ready to shoot attached on the walls. Super sharp axes hanging from the ceiling.
Natsumi and Aki: (peeks from the staircase) Uuumm that's the Torture Room SCT…
SCT: (sweat drops and closes the door) Oops… I thought this was Flo's since there's a poster of Ichinose attached to it.
Natsumi and Aki: That's cause it's FLO'S Torture Room… Try the one with the snowflake symbol on it
SCT: I… See… O.O Okay? (opens the door next to it) … Okay, now I didn't expect this… O.O
Ichinose: (peeks from the staircase) Nani? Nani? (looks into Flo's room) O.o…. (immediately goes to the emo corner)
Endou: Huh? (goes up the stairs and goes next to SCT) O.O… Wh-WHAT? !
Flo's room was filled with posters of Endou. There are a few figures of Endou on her desk, the bedside table, the floor and the bookshelves. Curtains with Endou's face on it. Bed sheets and all the others, same thing.
SCT: … Okay, I'm not gonna ask Flo why all of this cause right now (runs into the room and trashes it) BURN-SAMA! GAZELLE-SAMA! OAO! WHERE ARE YOU TWO? !
Hiroto and Midorikawa: (pop behind SCT) We've got them~ Ushishishishishishishi….~!
Kogure: (vein pop) =.=" I'm creating a new laugh… Ikikikikikikikiki!~ AH! MUCH BETTER! XD You guys are free to use my old evil laugh XP
IE Cast: (ignores)
Kogure: HEY! =.="
SCT: (shakes Hiroto and Midorikawa) WHERE? !
Hiroto: (gets dizzy) GAH! THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE MACHINE WOMAN!
Midorikawa: AND YUU'S ALREADY STARTING IT! (gets dizzy too)
SCT: (drags everybody upstairs back downstairs, smile of happiness) YAY!
Burn: (knocking on the glass door) GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU FREAKS! ! ! ! !
Gazelle: I'LL PUT YOU ALL UNDER A CURSE IF YOU EVER DO THIS! ! ! !
Burn: … (trying to peek at Gazelle, who is on the other side of the machine) What are you? A wizard?
Gazelle: … In training…
Everybody: O.O WHAT? !
SCT: .! OH NEVERMIND ABOUT THE DETAILS! THIS THING TURNS IT ON RIGHT? ! (slams her fist onto the green button)
Yuu: (sweat drop) You've read my mind
Burn's pod and Gazelle's pod are starting to fill up with smoke
SCT: … Hey, how long does it take?
Yuu: … 15 minutes or so …
Tachimukai: Why that long? O.o
Yuu: Do you think it's that easy to switch souls? This ISN'T Tom and Jerry you know…
Hiroto: (emo corner) Don't even talk about Tom and Jerry… THEY WANTED TO EAT MY HAIR A FEW CHAPTERS BACK! TT^TT
Touko: (gets a text message, opens it) OAO… WHAT THE HELL? ! (throws it to Yuu)
Yuu: (catches it) Let me guess, Flo right? (takes a look at the screen) … WHY THE HELL IS FLO AND DYLAN EATING THE SAME COTTON CANDY IN HONG KONG DISNEYLAND? !
Ichinose and Mark: W-WHAT? ? ! ! (furious)
Touko: If they bite through that cotton candy until the end…
Yuu: … Their… Lips… Shall… Meet… Oh what's this? (notices a text message under the picture, reads it out loud) Flo: Don't even think we're gonna kiss! Dylan: Yeah! Like hell I'll kiss the girl! Sebastian: (the lobster from Disney's the Little Mermaid, pops behind the two and starts singing 'Kiss the Girl') Flo and Dylan: (eats Sebastian up)
Everybody: (sweat drop)
The machine suddenly makes a loud high-pitched ring
Yuu: They're done :D
Burn(Gazelle): (walks out the pod) My head… (touches head and feels the tulip) O.o….. WHAAAAAAT? ? ! ! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ! I CAN'T BE BURN NOW! ! !
Gazelle(Burn): (scowling at Yuu, SCT and the others) YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! Wait, why does my voice sound different? (looks down) O.O GAAAAH! I'M NOW GAZELLE? ! NO WAY! NO (BEEP)ING WAY! ! !
SCT: (glomps) KYAAAA! ! ! NOW YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BODIES! ! !
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn: (blush) WHAT ARE YOU SAYING GIRL ? !
Yuu: Who wants to soul switch next? (looks at the IE Cast)
IE Cast: (gulps and runs away) GAAAAH! ! !
Yuu: (rolls around laughing) JUST KIDDING! ! !
IE Cast: (gets all the angry mob stuff) gggrr…
Yuu: (gulps) S-Sore ja! The next dare! … Ben 10…
SCT: What's wrong with Ben 10?
Yuu: Nothing's wrong… It's just that me and Flo have a little brother… WHO IS A BEN 10 FREAK! ! ! THANKS TO HIM WATCHING BEN 10 EVERY SINGLE DAY, ME AND FLO HAVE MEMORIZED ALL OF THE ALIENS! ! ! (running around and pulling hair) AAAARRRGHHH! ! !
Everybody: (sweat drop) Their powers?
Yuu: Do you guys want me to list them? It'll take until next year if you want me to explain every single alien in the series.
Everybody: HELL TO THE NO! ! ! !
Yuu: Good! XD So… Which are we taking? -3-
Hiroto: What do you mean?
Yuu: I mean by there are three seasons for Ben 10… I'm just wondering which season would be the best one to use (rolls eyes)
Saginuma: Let's just take the first season…
Yuu: I don't know about you guys but what the heck! XD I'll be back~ (runs off into his secret lab)
Natsumi: I bet he's gonna come out with some Cartoon Teleporter thingy…
Gouenji: I agree…
Kidou: (phone rings, sweat drop) How the hell did Flo get my phone number? !
Yuuka: I GAVE HER! NYAH! :D
Gouenji: O.o? YUUKA? !
Yuuka: What? :3
Kidou: (opens the message) … (cracks up laughing) BUAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKA! ! ! ! ! OMG! ! ! ! THIS IS HILLARIOUS! ! ! ! XXXDDD
Everyone else: What? What? ? (looks at Kidou's phone) OH OUR KAMI-SAMA! ! ! ! !
Aphrodi: (burps)
Everyone else: O.O (laughs harder) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! ! ! ! !
On the screen is a picture of a crying and whining Flo. It looks like Dylan had taken a REAL PYTHON and snuck it around her neck.
Shirou: Something tells me Dylan is going to be dead when they come back XXDD
Atsuya: YOU SAID IT BRO! ! !
Megane: PFFT! AHAHAH! XD And from the background of the photo, I believe they're in the Amazon Jungle :D (his phone rings) … EVERYBODY STAND BACK! I BELIEVE THIS IS FROM FLO!
Everybody: (shuts up and stares at Megane) Well, what are you waiting for? OPEN IT! O.O
Megane: (flips open his phone) … oopss… It was just a To-Do list from Mom…
Everybody: (anime fall)
SCT: BAKA! ! BAKA! ! ! :(
Megane: (scratches head) Ehehehehe…
Yuu: (appears with a TV) Back~
SCT: A TV? A TV? ! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A TV? !
Yuu: (turns the TV on and Ben, Gwen and Grandpa Max appear) THIS is what we're supposed to do (grins)
IE Cast: (jaw drop)
Ben: OW! MY HEAD! GWEN! YOU WEIGH HEAVIER THAN VILGAX!
Gwen: OH SHUT UP DWEEB!
Grandpa Max: (shakes head and sighs)
Ben: Whatever. (stands up and dusts himself off) Where are we anyways? (looks around and notices the IE Cast, Yuu and SCT) Who're you guys?
SCT: Us?
Gwen: Duh… What are you? A doofus like my cousin?
Ben: HEY!
SCT: (glares at Gwen)
Yuu: (sweat drops) GIRLS! GIRLS! You're both cute! Can we continue with the show now?
SCT and Gwen: What the hell did you say? (wide eyes at Yuu)
Yuu: (gulps) Nothing…? (goes to Ben) is your cousin always like this…?
Ben: Like you don't know…
Aliea Academy: Uumm hello? Are we forgetting the reason why we brought Ben 10 here?
Yuu: … Oh right… Hey Ben! Could you show these aliens (points to Aliea Academy) what a REAL alien looks like?
Ben: (looks at Aliea Academy) You guys call those freaks aliens?
Yuu and IE Cast: (shrugs)
Aliea Academy: =.="
Ben: (turns on his watch and turns into Heatblast) Lets heat things up a bit here!
Burn: Hey! That's my line! Oh, and cool tulip on your head
Ben/Heatblast: O.o?
IE Cast: (laughs)
Ben: (turns into Ripjaws) … Do you think you've got a water tank?
Desarm: O.O (gets scared)
Ben: (turns into Greymatter and climbs into Gazelle's shirt)
Gazelle: (jumping around) EEEEKK! ! DISGUSTING! GET THIS LITTLE TWERP OUT OF ME! ! ! ! ! EEEEEEKKKK! ! ! ! (jumping on one feet and trying to get Ben out)
Ben: (jumps out of Gazelle's shirt and changes into Wildmutt) RROOOAAAAARRRR! ! !
Hiroto: O.o… (turns paler and faints from shock)
SCT: (recording the whole thing) HAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! !
Ben: (turns into Stinkfly)
Everybody: URGH! ! ! WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE SMELL? ? ! !
Ben: Sorry… NOT! XD
Ryuuji: (looks at everybody) What? What smell?
Ben: You don't smell it?
Ryuuji: Uumm no?
Ben: (shoots that green slime next to Ryuuji)
Ryuuji: … Did you just sneeze snot?
Everybody else: (wearing gas masks) ARGH! ! ! THE SMELL IS SO STRONG! ! ! WE CAN STILL SMELL IT! ! ! !
Ben: OAO! WHY CAN'T YOU SMELL MY PUTRID STINK? ! ? ! ? !
Ryuuji: I don't know… (sneezes really loudly) HACHOOOOOOO! ! ! ! ! Oh right… I have a serious case of the cold… I can't smell ANYTHING…
Everybody: (anime falls)
Yuu: (sweat drops and turns the TV off) Well… see you guys in TV!
Ben, Gwen, Grandpa Max: TV? (disappears)
Yuu: I forgot that they didn't know they're cartoon characters… (opens gas mask) FREEDOM!
Everybody else: (opens gas mask too) PHEW! ! ! WHAT A RELIEF! ! !
Rika: YAY! THE GIRL ISN'T HERE! ! ! MY DARLING IS SAFE! ! ~ ~ WE WON'T HAVE TO DO THE DARE~ (hugs Ichinose)
Ichinose: … TT^TT HEEEEEELLPP! ! !
Flo: (busts down the door) DYLAN IS DEAD! ! ! ! TT^TT! ! ! (throws Dylan's body into the house)
Everybody: O.O
Rika: (freezes)
Ichinose: (sweat drops)
Mark: DYLAAAAN! ! ! ! (runs to Dylans body) ARE YOU OKAY DUDE? ? ! ! ! TTATT!
Dylan: Mark… Mark… Is that you…? (cough, cough) Please… Remember that I… (cough) Love you… (slowly closes eyes)
Mark: (crying) DYYLAAAAAAN! ! ! NOOOO! ! ! ! (hugs Dylan)
Everybody: (stares) DRAMATIC MUCH? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
Flo: (vein pops, takes a bottle of Sting and shoves the bottle down Dylan's throat) =.=""" Annoying much?
Dylan: (jumps up and busts through the roof) WOOOHOOO! ! ! ! COME ON MARK! ! ! ! ! (drags Mark into a room) XXDD
Mark: (sweat drops) WAIT DYLAN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD? ! O.O
Dylan: NAH… I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE DEAD! ! ! XXPP FLO JUST KNOCKED MY HEAD TOO HARD! ! ! XXDD (lock the room door)
Mark: NOOOOO! ! ! DYLAN? ? ? ! ! ! !
SCT: (recorded the whole thing) That was weird…
Flo: Everything is weird here… (emo corner)
Yuu: What happened?
Flo: … We went to the Amazon Jungle and the dude scared me with a python…
Yuu: He was looking for a death contract…
Flo: YES HE WAS! ! ! ! DO YOU REALIZED HOW SCARED I WAS? ? ? ! ! ! TTTATTT
SCT: No… XD Anyways, you've got a DARE FLO XD
Flo: I'm not in the mood for dares now (emo corner)
Yuu: ICHINOSE… (glares at Ichinose) You better cheer her up idiot…
Rika: NOOOO! ! !
SCT: (ties Rika up and locks her in the Torture Room) You're all set to go Ichinose! XD
Ichinose: … (gulps)
Domon: (gives Ichinose a bouquet of black and white roses) Her fav
Ichinose: How'd you know?
Domon: (shrugs) She told me last chapter
Ichinose: (slowly walks to Flo)
Flo: Snakes must extinct… Must extinguish them…
Ichinose: (gulps) uumm Flo?
Flo: (turns around and stares at Ichinose) … Nani?
Ichinose: (eyes Yuu)
Yuu: (glaring and mouths at Ichinose: You better make her happy again or else you're going into the Torture Room along with Rika)
Ichinose: THESE FLOWERS ARE FOR YOU! (gulps and shoves the roses to Flo)
Flo: (stares at the roses, then at Ichinose, then at the crowd) … It's a dare right…? It's not from the heart… You were forced to do it… TTT^TTT (emo aura grows bigger)
Yuu: (starts cracking his knuckles and sharpening his axe)
Ichinose: O.o… (scratches the back of his head) Aiseh man…
Everybody: What did you just say? O.O
Ichinose: Sorry, Malaysian slang… Any Malaysian readers would know… (shrugs, takes Flo's hands, pulls her up and French kisses her)
Flo: (moans and blushes)
Yuu: OAO! ! ! GAAAH! ! ! (runs to them but was stopped by SCT and Kazemaru) LEAVE HER ALONE YOU IDIOT! ! ! !
Kazemaru: Over protective brothers…
SCT: Annoying…
Kidou: (pats Yuu's back) I know how you feel bro…
Yuu: TT^TT! ! ! ! NEXT DARE! ! ! !
Atsuya: … Who wants to dance ballet on soapy water?
IE Boys: NOBODY WANTS TO! !
Yuu: I want Ichinose to dance ballet on soapy water (evil, evil smile)
SCT: Sorry dude, he's (cough) busy… (points to the couple kissing)
Yuu: … (emo corner)
Kazemaru: I vote for Someoka to dance ballet :D
Endou: Agreed!
SCT: You agree to everything that Kazemaru says...
Endou: … (joins Yuu in the emo corner)
Someoka: NO WAY AM I GONNA DANCE BALLET! ! AND THAT'S THAT! !
SCT: Wanna join Rika? (points to the Torture Room)
Someoka: I somehow believe that the Torture Room is even worse than the fangirl room… ANYBODY HERE GOT A TUTU? ? ! ! !
SCT: XXDD Why not we ask Kim? I bet she's got a whole lot of tutus XXDD
Kim: (pops out of nowhere eating ice cream) Yo?
Someoka: Got a tutu?
Kim: (takes out her bag and raids it for all the tutus she has) Choose which colour you want XD There's red, pink, blue, purple… PURPLE! ! ! I love purple~ XD
Everybody: (sweat drop)
Someoka: … I don't know which one to choose….
Yuu: Then I'll choose for you!~ (takes a really frilly hot pink tutu) :3
Someoka: (gulps) On second thought…
SCT: (snatches the tutu from Yuu and shoves it onto Someoka) NO BUTS YOUNG MAN! NOW SKATE ON SOAPY WATER! ! (pushes Someoka into the Ice Skating Room)
Yuu: I didn't even know we had that room
SCT: You guys just installed it remember?
Yuu: Oh right! So… What does this purple button do?
Kim: PURPLE! ! ! ! ! (pushes the purple button)
Everybody: (sweat drop)
Someoka: GAAAAAAH! ! ! !
Soapy water fills the ice rink
IE Cast: So that's what it does~
Someoka: HELP ME! ! ! ! (trying to prevent himself from falling)
SCT: You're on your own dude (closes the door) What's next on the list?
Aphrodi: Yuu, you love torturing your relatives don't you?
Yuu: Hey, I didn't give the dare! SCT did!
SCT: True~ XD NOW FLY APHRODI! FLY WITH THE WHOLE FIRE DRAGON ATTACHED TO YOUR FEET! ! ! XD
Fire Dragon: We shall not survive!
SCT: (pushes Aphrodi outside and to the cliff)
Yuu: (drags the Fire Dragon team over to the cliff too)
Burn(Gazelle): BUT I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Gazelle(Burn): SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
Chan-Soo: We might need a real dragon to save us…
SCT: (ties a rope to Aphrodi's legs)
Aphrodi: OI!
Yuu: (ties the whole Fire Dragon team to the rope) There! All set and ready!
Fire Dragon and Aprhdoi: WAIT! NO!
SCT: (pushes Aphrodi off)
Aphrodi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! !
Fire Dragon: (scream like little girls) KYAAAAAAA! ! ! ~ ! ~ ! ~ ! ~
Yuu and SCT: (sweat drop and walks back to the house, opens the door)
Yuu: (sees Flo and Ichinose still kissing, GIGANTIC VEIN POP)
SCT: (bigger sweat drop)
Yuu: (eerie aura) MUST. RELEASE. ANGER! HEAT!
Heat: W-What?
Yuu: (drags Heat to the Torture Room and starts torturing him) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! NOW HOLD STILL, IMMA GONNA THROW THIS KNIFE WITH MY EYE BLINDFOLDED!
Heat: AAAAHHH! ! ! ! ! ! NEPPER HELP ME PLEASE! ! ! ! ! !
Nepper: … Sorry dude, I love my life…
SCT: (sweat drop) Next dare… (looks at Kageyama, smiles evilly)
Kageyama: (gulps)
SCT: (borrows Flo's bazooka) MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! ! ! ! (shoots fire ants at Kageyama) o.O? What the? FIRE ANTS? !
Kageyama: (gets bitten by the fire ants) OW! OW! OW! OW! HOLY MACARONI! ! ! (jumping around the house) EEK! EEK! EEP! (accidentally jumps into the Kageyama Haters Room) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! !
Kageyama Haters: WE SO (BEEP)ING HATE YOU KAGEYAMA REIJI! ! ! ! (starts to torture Kageyama)
SCT: Hey! I wanna join too!
Endou: Then what are you waiting for? GO! :D
SCT: But Yuu and Flo are busy… Nobody will be able to host the show if I go! T^T!
Endou: (snaps fingers) CRAP! ALMOST GOT HER TO LEAVE!
SCT: Then again… The next dare is for Yuu… (runs to the Torture Room and opens it) o_O That's enough torturing for one day Yuu!
Heat: (drags his own body to the door) FREEDOOOOM….
Nepper: OAO! HEAT! (helps Heat)
SCT: (walks in) Hey, where's Rika? I thought she was in here too
Yuu: She disappeared into that vent (points to the vent on a wall)
SCT: O.o… Okay… (pinches Yuu's ear and drags him out) WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU? !
Yuu: (Beep)ing hate Ichinose… OW! ! OW! ! !
Everybody: (sweat drop)
Yuu: So what's the dare?
Everybody: (throws Fuyuka out of the crowd in front of Yuu) Kiss her.
Fuyuka: OW!
Yuu: WHAT? ! o_o
SCT: (snickers) Oh come on!~ Don't make me sing 'Kiss the Girl'~
Yuu: (gulps) FINE! (blush, sweeps Fuyuka off the floor and French Kisses her)
Fuyuka: (blushes redder than Kidou's cape)
SCT: (takes a pic of Flo and Ichinose and then takes a pic of Yuu and Fuyuka) XXDD BLACKMAAIILL! ! !
IE Cast: (sweat drop) Next dare? Okay, so who hates cartoons?
Silence has been confirmed to be pregnant….
SCT: Anybody? Don't tell me everybody here loves cartoons?
Fudou: Even if there are any cartoon haters, they are smart enough not to admit it…
Everybody else: He's got a point! XD
SCT: He does… T^T But…. (smirks evilly) I'm getting one of Yuu's gadgets! MUAHAH! (runs into Yuu's laboratory) MUAHAHAH! FOUND IT! THE TRUTH-I-NATOR! XD
IE Cast: THE TRUTH-I-WHAT? ! OAO! ! !
SCT: (pulls the trigger to the gun and a blue laser hits everybody)
Half of everybody here: (shouts) WE HATE CARTOONS! ! ! ! OAO…. SHIIIIT…
SCT: XD OH YEAH! ! ! !
Kazemaru: NOO! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH CARTOONS! !
Tsunami: COUNT ME IN! ! ! TT^TT
Hijikata: I DON'T WANNA! !
Maquia: MAQUIA HATES CARTOONS! ! !
The whole Epsilon team: WE ALL HATE CARTOONS! ! !
SCT: (sweat drops) Now that's a lot of haters… I wonder if Burn and Gazelle are cartoon haters too? Hhhmm… Which reminds me, are the Fire Dragon players alright? 0_0
Loud flapping noises were heard. A loud bang. The roof breaks and Fire Dragon lands in the middle of the house.
Fire Dragon: OW…. TT^TT
Aphrodi: MY LEGS!
Burn(Gazelle): I hate this show…
Gazelle(Burn): You're not the only one…
Chan-Soo: Mummy! ! !
Everybody: O.o But they! But who! But HOW? ! O-o
SCT: Nevermind? (shoves the people who hates cartoons into the house's movie theatre) XD The most liked cartoon? I'D SAY TOM AND JERRY!
Hiroto: T-TOM AND JERRY? ! (goes all hysteria) EEEEPP! ! ! (running around the house) WHERE ARE THEY? ! EEEP! ! ! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! ! !
SCT: OAO… He still has a phobia for Tom and Jerry? ! And since when he talked pirate?
Midorikawa: I don't think its never gonna go away... His fear for Tom and Jerry I mean… (sweat drops) The pirate accent? Maybe after this chapter…
Hiroto: AAAARRRRRGGHH! ! ! ! WALK THE PLANK! ! ! I'M GONNA WALK THE PLANK! ! ! ! (jumps into the siblings swimming pool)
Everybody: (ignores)
SCT: (locks the theatre door and pushes the start button next to it) XXDD
Everybody in the theatre: AAAAAAAAAAHHH! ! ! ! ! !
SCT: Next dare! -3- Oh Burn-sama~ Gazelle-sama~
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): (gulps)
SCT: XXXDDD (hugs both of them super tightly)
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): (faces turn purple) OXYGEEEN…
SCT: YAY! ! ! (pushes Burn to Gazelle) XX33
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): (blushes and kisses)
SCT: (taking multiple shots) YAY! ! ! !
Yuu and Fuyuka: (finally breaks kiss, breathing hard)
Yuu: I just noticed where did Flo and Ichinose disappear to? O-o
Endou: (whistles and points to a room)
Yuu: o_o (faints)
Endou: (sweat drop and looks at his finger) Whoops… I pointed it in the wrong direction XD (points to the door that leads to outside) They went out XXDD
Everybody: (sweat drops)
Fuyuka: KYAAA! ! ! YUU-KUN! ! ! (trying to wake Yuu up)
SCT: So is this the end of the chapter?
Haruna: I guess since both the hosts are 'out'
Natsumi: True…
SCT: Then I shall end this chapter! XD
Isabella from Phineas and Ferb: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! !
Everybody: EEEK! ! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? !
Isabella: I was called here by Flo :D She wanted me to do a VERY VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! ! XD
Everybody: Announcement? O-o What is it?
Isabella: (smiles oh-so-sweetly) Flo is making a contest! X3 And the name of this contest is… "Make My Tears Fall Contest"!
Everybody: What…?
Isabella: XD Actually, ever since Flo was ten years old, she has never shed any tears of sadness. And she's going cuckuz because of it. Literally. She needs to cry or she'll really be sent to a mental institute.
SCT: So…
Isabella: Yes, she's making a contest for it! XD It's just simple everybody! Just write a really sad story and if Flo cries, the writer wins!
Endou: Are there any prizes?
Isabella: Sure damn fucking hell there are!
Everybody: o-o She just cursed…
Isabella: Here, I'll just tell you everything! XD
Rules or Terms and Condition (they're so simple! XD):
-Can be either a one-shot or multi-chapter story or song-fic
-Can use ANY type of pairing (Yaoi, Yuri, OC X Official, Official X Official, crack couple etc.)
-We recommend you do a Romance OR Family type of story. That's what makes Flo's eyes water the most.
-If you are interested, PLEASE tell Flo by PM that you want to enter and she'll put your account name in the contestants list.
-When publishing the story that you want to use in this contest, PLEASE oh PLEASE put in "MMTFC" in the summary. If not, your submission will NOT be accepted.
-HAS TO BE A SAD STORY THAT COULD MAKE PEOPLE CRY. THAT'S THE MOTIVE OF THIS CONTEST.
-Please know that Flo will only review your story to tell that your story has been accepted in the contest.
-The winner will be told through the next chapter of Disaster Zone!
-Grand Prize goes to the writer who was able to make Flo's tears fall. If none of the stories made her cry, then the story which made Flo's eyes water the most, WINS. If there are more than one story that won then she'll choose the story which she thinks is the Best One.
Prizes(here's the great part XD):
Grand Prize: The winner gets FIVE story requests. The winner can choose either of the following: song-fics, one-shots, multi-chapter stories. He/She can request ANY type of story(except lemon cause Flo does not know how to write that type of fic 0-0). Even the BANNED couples are allowed (*cough* IchinoseXRikaisallowed *cough*) The winner's OC also gets to BE in Flo's story, THE ROSE, PAPER AND CATS SERIES! ! ! The winner also gets to guest star in Disaster Zone! For 2 chapters!
Consolation Prizes(goes to all the writers who joined but didn't win):
-Guest star in Disaster Zone for 2 chapters
-One story request from EACH writer!
SCT: (eyes shining from happiness) Winner's OC GETS TO BE IN THE RPC SERIES? ! Wait, why did you call it series, there's only the original and sequel… 0-0
Isabella: That's because there's gonna be a prequel, and then a fourth season and then fifth and then on and on XD
SCT: (eyes shining even more) KYAAAA! ! ! REALLY? !
Endou: You just spoiled it….
Isabella: SOR~RRY~ I was paid to do that!
Rika: (eyes shining too) KYAAA! ME AND DARLING ISN'T BANNED? !
Isabella: That's because Flo has a story in mind for the couple IchiRika
Rika: (eyes shine brighter) KYAAAAAAA! ! ! ! REALLY? ? ! ! DARLING! ! ~ !
Natsumi: 0-0 OMG…. Has Flo gone NUTZ? !
SCT: (jumping up and down) WHO CARES? ! I WANNA BE IN IT! I WANNA BE IN IT! ! XXDD
Burn(Gazelle) and Gazelle(Burn): Oh.. Goody... (sarcastically)
Phineas and Ferb: (walks in)
Isabella: (blushes) Hey Phineas!
Phineas: Oh hi Isabella!
Isabella: What'cha doing? (in a sweet voice)
IE Cast: (sweat drop)
Phineas: We're here to take down the stage
Isabella: Oh! Can I help?
Phineas: Sure! Hey, where's Perry? (looks around)
IE Cast: (bigger sweat drop)
Perry the Platypus: (lifts up a flower pot and jumps into a hole under it)
IE Cast: (DOUBLE BIG sweat drop)
Flo and Ichinose: (walks in)
Flo: Oh Isabella! You've done it already?
Isabella: (nods head really fast)
Ichinose: (sweat drops at Rika and SCT)
Rika and SCT: (still jumping up and down) KYAA!
Candace: (rubs hands together) Oh these two are SO busted… Ehehehehehehe… MUM! ! ! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE HELPING WEIRD FREAKS FROM AN ANIME! ! ! !
Flo: Oh shut up Candace who's seiyuu is Ashley Tisdale! !
Candace: Meep…
The ground suddenly shakes and a gigantic elephant robot jumps out the ground. Lava follows
IE Cast: WHAT THE? !
Doofenshmirtz: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS! ! ! ! (disappears out a hole in a river of lava)
Perry the Platypus: (makes the platypus sound) PPPPRRRR…
Flo: (sees Rika and glares at her) WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY? ! AND AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TORTURE ROOM! (chases Rika)
Ichinose: (shakes head)
Fideo: (hears something) Hey, anybody heared something hissing? 0-0
Everybody: (stays quiet) Yeah, we do…
A meteor crashed into the house. 0-0
BANG! BANG! BOOM! The dynamites explode.
Kogure: ! ! ! !
Everybody: (turns into demons) KOGURE THE DIABLO! ! ! ! ! !
Kogure: XXDD

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