Everyone: (watching a horror movie on TV in the siblings house; the serial killer suddenly appears behind the victim in the TV) GAAH! LOOK OUT! (guy gets slaughtered by a piece of corn) Too late… Poor guy… and he was this close to finding out who the killer is…. Wonder why he uses corn to kill people :/
Door Knocks…
IE Girls: KYAAA!
Yuu: Who the hell could that be…?
Hiroto: I'll get it… (stands up and walks out of the living room into the hallways)
Rika: Hey, where's my Darling's stalker?
Everyone: Stalk…er? (sweatdrops)
Ichinose: Aren't you the stalker? (sweatdrops)
Rika: …
Yuu: Flo is not a stalker like Hiroto and because of YOU! (points at Rika) SHE'S LOCKED UP IN HER ROOM CUTTING HERSELF AND BITING HER ARMS!
Rika: O.O… What did I do that made her go Emo?
Yuu: Go to YouTube and type this in the address bar /watch?v=tySMfVM67V0 (glares at Rika)
Hiroto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! ! ! ! ! ! HELP ME! ! ! ! ! (runs back into the living room)
Everyone: HIROTO? !
3 people: MUAHAHAHA! WE'LL GET YOU!
Everyone: GAAH! IT'S THE SERIAL KILLER(S) IN TV! ! !
Person 1: MUAHAHAHA! (whacking everyone with corn)
Everyone: EEEEP! (dodges the attacks)
Person 2: (shoots candy canes at everyone) MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: GGOOOOHH! ! (ducks the candy canes)
Person 3: (sits on a chair and watch)
Person 1: (knocks Person 3's head) WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING US? !
Person 3: OW! I don't have a weapon! How the hell am I supposed to attack them? !
Person 1, 2, 3: (gets shoot by something sticky and are stuck on the wall)
Flo: (holding a gigantic bazooka over her shoulders and glaring at everyone) WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET ABOUT? ? ? ! ! ! ! CAN'T A GIRL GET SOME QUIET TIME WITH HER THOUGHTS? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
Everyone: (staring at Flo)
Flo: WHAT? ? ! ! ! !
Everyone: What's with the cast over your left arm? ? O.O?
Flo: … I… accidently broke it when I was slamming my arms on the study desk….
Everyone: YOU WHAT? ? ! ! !
Person 1, 2, 3: EKHEM! THREE PEOPLE STUCK ON A WALL HERE! HELLO!
Yuu: Like we care?
Person 2: YOU SHOULD CARE! (trying to free himself) WHAT IS THIS THING MADE OF? !
Flo: (pulls each of their masks from their faces)
Person 1, 2 ,3: GAAAH! DON'T!
Everyone: MIYAKO, SOTA AND SELIM? ? ? ! ! ! !
Miyako: Busted…
Flo: What the hell are you guys doing here at my house…? And Sota you can stop biting that stuff, it's NOT chewing gum
Sota: (stops biting) THEN WHAT IS THIS THING?
Flo: Melted candy
Yuu: (grabs a blowtorch)
Miyako, Sota, Selim: (sweatdrops) GAAH! NO DON'T!
Yuu: But I thought you guys wanted to be free~
Selim: BUT NOT GET BURNED TO DEATH!
Flo: Answer the question first: How the hell did you guys found out where our house is and what's your intention?
Everyone: WOAH… She's like a detective!
Miyako: We're the guest stars for this chapter, remember?
Flo: Owh…
IE Cast: WHAT? ? ! ! !
Selim: You're director told us where your house is… and I have to say, this building is HUGE! ! ! (struggles) How are we going to get free?
Flo: …
Miyako: Flo…? (evil voice)
Flo: Uuhh… I'll figure something out!
Midorikawa: Hiroto fainted on the sofa…
Hiroto: . Ooozyy…
Miyako, Sota, Selim: Were we that scary…? (sweatdrops)
Flo: Don't know~ (grabs a hammer and starts hammering the hardened candy) HIIYAA!
The candy breaks
Kidou: Can't we continue the show at the studio?
Other IE Cast: Yeah, can't we?
Director: Of course you can!
Random guy: (pops out of nowhere) NOT!
Everyone: GAAH! A PHANTOM!
Flo: DON'T GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK! !
Yuu: And why the hell should we follow you? (kicks the guy out of the house) We have everything we need right here!
Director: (nods) True!
Selim: So what are we waiting for?
Miyako: (waves her corn in the air) These dares came from Emil D.M! ! !
Y-you guys...
ARE THE NEW GODS!
Aphrodi: HEY!
Anyway I have some new dares for you guys! X3
- Aphrodi must fly using his wings. If he can't fly, then punish him. If he can and tries to escape punish him. If he can and doesn't try to fly away then...punish him XDD
- Fudou...go out with Haruna. If Kidou tries to kill him, get someone to rape him.
- Get Sakuma, Genda and Aphrodi in a maid costume for the rest of the chapter. If they take it off, then I will rape their soul out lD
- I dare Kazemaru to cross dress as ANYONE Miyasaka can think of!
Done lD Can I be guest star? Please? X3
Flo: (puppy dog eyes) Please do it for me, Onii-chan!
Aphrodi: (sweats) Damn! Puppy dog eyes too cute!
Flo: (smiles evilly) After all, I'm sick today~ (points at her broken arm)
Aphrodi: (sweats more)
Endou: Hey, Yuu… Why is your sister…
Yuu: I can't even describe it in words (Sweatdrops)
Flo: (puppy dog eyes get bigger) I promise I won't punish you!
Aphrodi: (sigh) ALRIGHT ALREADY! STOP WITH THE EYES! (wings appear behind him and starts flying) There!
Miyako, Sota, Selim and Yuu: (jumps on Aphrodi) PUNISHMENT TIME! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA! (ties him up and throws him into the… 'Aphrodi Haters Room' (?))
Aphrodi: AAAAAHH! ! ! ! THESE GUYS ARE WORSER THAN THE FANGIRLS! ! ! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS PROMISED NOT TO PUNISH ME!
Flo: I did~ But they didn't ^^~
Aphrodi: (screams again) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! THE HORROR! ! ! !
IE Cast: (shivers)
Miyako: Next dare~ (shoves a dress on Haruna)
Sota: (gives a bouquet of roses to Fudou) Good luck dude!
Selim: (gives him a box of chocolates) You're gonna need it!
Haruna and Fudou: WHAT THE HELL? ? ! ! !
Kidou: NOBODY'S GOING OUT WITH HARUNA!
Sakuma: (gets up like a robot, walks like a robot to Kidou and grabs him)
Kidou: Sakuma? What are you doing? !
Sakuma: (lifts Kidou up and takes him to a room)
Kogure: (holding a remote control) Ushishishishishishi! ! ! !
Everyone: SAKUMA'S NOW KOGURE'S ROBOT? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
Yuu: (shoves Haruna and Fudou out of the house) There's a restaurant around the block down the road from here! Have fun and be safe!
Flo: You're starting to sound like mom…
Yuu: (freeze) Eh?
Flo: (roll eyes) Never mind…
Miyako: (walks to the 'Aphrodi Haters Room' and opens the door) O.O… Is it just me… Or did we just miss a massive World War 3?
Everyone: (pops their heads into the room) YYIIIIIIIIIHHHH? ? ? ! ! !
Furniture are everywhere, holes in walls, to make it simple, just imagine your room was attacked by all the wild animals in the world…
Kidou: ! ! ! ! ! ! SAKUMA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! ! !
Yuu: (sweatdrops) We've got everything here for the dares… Everything except a Censoring Machine…
Flo: (sweatdrops) Onii-chan! Where are you?
The ceiling breaks and Aphrodi falls from the sky
Aphrodi: Are they gone? (looks around and sighs)
Everyone: Who's gone?
Aphrodi: MY HATERS LIKE DUH! ! ! ! GRAAAH! ! ! I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU! ! ! ! (starts to chase after Flo, Yuu, Miyako, Sota and Selim)
F, Y, M, S, S: Touch us and you're going into an arena filled with your haters…
Aphrodi: (freezes; gulps) I don't need to fight any of them… right?
Miyako: You're going to if you harm us :P Now Sota! Go and grab Sakuma!
Sota: Can't you just get Kogure to do it?
Kogure: I'd be happy to! Ushishishishi! (touches some buttons and Sakuma breaks through the wall beside the bedroom door)
Flo: Uuhh… Where's Kidou? (peeks in through the big hole) O/o! (immediately repairs the hole with planks and nails; breathing hard)
Selim: (grabs a running 'lion') Trying to run away Genda?
Genda: Yes? (gulps)
Yuu: Where the hell are we going to find some maid costumes?
Genda and Aphrodi: Oh God! PLEASE DON'T CALL HER!
Sakuma: Beep… Bop…
Kogure: (typing away on the remote control)
Sakuma: (robot voice) Please! Don't! Call! Her!
Everyone: What The Fuck?
Kim: (crashes through the door on a horse) HOWDY PARTNAS!
Flo: KYAAAAA! ! ! A HORSE! ! ! ! (runs to the horse; pushes Kim off and climbs on; gallops away)
Horse: NEIGH! ! ! ! !
Kim: OW! Wow, thanks for the warm welcome (roll eyes) Heard somebody needs a costume! (smiling evilly)
Miyako: Three to be exact! (points at Genda, Aphrodi and Sakuma)
Kim: (takes out a purple gigantic purse and jumps in) YEAHAA TOO MANY COSTUMES IN HERE! Oh HERE THEY ARE! MUAHAHAH!
Genda and Aphrodi: We don't like the sound of that…
Kogure: (typing)
Sakuma: Me. Too.
Kim: (jumps out and shoves the maid costumes on the three) XXDD
Yuu: Those maid uniforms look familiar… Where did you get them?
Somewhere in a maid café in another side of town
Misaki: KYAAA! MY MAID UNIFROMS! WHERE DID THEY GO? !
Back at McKenny's/Aoi's/Yamamura's house (Wow, we've got too many surnames)
Kim: (whistling) From a certain anime called 'Kaichou wa Maid-sama'
Yuu: (sweatdrops) Next dare?
Kazemaru: NO WAY! ! ! !
Miyasaka: KAZEMARU-SENPAI IS GOING TO CROSS DRESS AS ANYBODY I CAN THINK OF? ? ? ! ! ! YEAHAAA!
Kazemaru: (facepalms) Hell…
Miyasaka: (thinking) I KNOW! Since you have long hair…
Kazemaru: (gulps)
Miyasaka: CROSS DRESS AS FUJISAKI NAGIHIKO FROM SHUGO CHARA! MUAHAHAHA!
Kim: Shu-Shugo Chara? KYAAAAAAA! ! ! I LOVE THAT ANIME! ! (Please take note that Kim has NEVER watched Inazuma Eleven and the only reason she became Disaster Zone's costume expert was because we asked her to. Thank you.)
Kazemaru: Fujisaki Nagihiko? That name sounds like a boy… but…
Yuu: Don't worry. That character DOES have long hair but he's a boy alright (smirks) One that LOVES to cross dress
Kazemaru: WHAT? ? ! ! !
Kim: (raids the purse again and takes out a… rapper costume?) You can wear his 'Beat Jumper' costume!
Kazemaru: Beat what?
Miyasaka: (shoves the costume on Kazemaru) EXCELLENT CHOICE KIM!
Kim: Thanks! XD For those who have never watched Shugo Chara, feel free to type in Beat Jumper at your picture search engine or, ^^
Kazemaru: I look like some weird basketball player who loves to rap…
Kim: That's because Nagihiko plays basketball idiot! But he doesn't rap! He dances the traditional Japanese dance as a girl! That's why he cross dresses!
Kazemaru: EXPLAIN THE HEADPHONES AROUND MY NECK AND THIS WHITE SNOW HAT? ? ! !
Miyasaka: We don't know! Ask Peach-Pit! They're the crea-
Yuu: ENOUGH YOU ASSHOLES! ! ! !
Everyone else: (yawns) We're getting bored here…
K, K, M: HA-HAIH!
Yuu: Just wear the damned costume Kazemaru!
Selim: Next batch of dares!
Sota: These came from KiyamaLuver!
Hiroto: (wakes up and sits on the sofa) I have a fan?
Everyone: (roll eyes) You have LOTS of fans, Hiroto…
Kim: Including me! XD Love at first sight when I saw a picture of him as Gran XD
Hiroto: Do I look that good with two bottles of hair gel?
Man, you should make more chapters! I just can't stop reading your stories!
Dares:
-I dare Fudou and Sakuma to be locked in a room with Kidou, mwahahahahahahahaha!
- I dare Midorikawa to put his hair back to Reize's hair and let someone eat it
- I dare Endou to scream in Coach Kudou's face that he hates soccer and he would rather die than play it
- I dare Goenji to kick Yuuka in the face (I don't hate her but I wanna see Goenji do it :P)
- I dare Tsunami to be pushed off a 100 ft. cliff
That's all! Thanks for the story! And can I be your guest star some time?
Yuu: Wow… This is going to be easy! Kogure!
Kogure: (pushes more buttons on the remote control)
Sakuma: (leaves the house, comes back with Fudou on his shoulders, walks into the room Kidou was in)
Fudou: WHAT THE BITCH? ? ! ! ! GAAAH!
Everyone: Sakuma's going in there… in a… maid costume…
Haruna: (walks in) Hey… Guys… What's with Flo? She's outside creating a rampage on a horse…! ! !
Yuu: Mood swing…
Everyone: Mood what?
Flo: (charges into the house with the horse, both of them crying) UWAAA! (crying)
Horse: NEIGHII! (crying)
Yuu: One… Two… Three…
Flo and Horse: (starts laughing as mad as a hatter) KAKAKAKAAKAKAKAAAKKAAKAKA! ! ! ! !
Sota: (suddenly shaking)
Selim: What the-? Dude, you alright?
Sota: Sugar… Sugar…
Miyako: HOLY MACARONI! ! ! ! HE ATE FLO'S MELTED CANDY JUST NOW RIGHT? ? ! !
Selim: OH MY GOD! ! ! !
Yuu: WHAT? ? ! ! !
Flo: MUAHAHAH! IT WAS 99% sugar and 1% water! ! !
Everyone: WHAT? ? ? ! ! ! !
Yuu: (opens a door) PUSH HIM IN!
Sota: (shaking hard)
Miyako and Selim: (kicks him in)
Sota: SUGAAAAAAAARRRRR! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuu: (slams the door shut; a metal door covers it; some jail bars; a door made of leaves; and a door made of diamonds) Phew…
Midorikawa: While all the chaos is going on… I'd better make a run for it! (creeps slowly to the door)
Endou: Is it OK for him to be in there?
Yuu: It's the basement also known as, the Danger Room… A room especially made for us if were too depressed, stressed out and just need some to relax.
Flo: (grabs Midorikawa on the shoulder) Where'd cha think cha goin'?
Midorikawa: What's with the horrible English accent? You're making my ears bleed!
Horse: I say that was quite rude you know! (talking in a perfect English accent and voice)
IE Cast: Why are we not surprised that this horse can talk…?
Midorikawa: Ehehehe…
Flo: (lifts up three bottles of hair gel) Although I prefer your hair in its original form than the gravity defying one, a dare is a dare and that's a fact! (starts redoing Midorikawa's hair)
Midorikawa: MY HAIR! ! ! ! !
Flo: Who wants to eat it?
Everyone: And get killed by over dose of hair gel? NO WAY!
Miyako: Maybe we can let Sota do it…
Silence
Miyako: What? He's in sugar high mode! He'll be fine!
Flo: (shrugs) I don't see why…
Yuu: (veins pop and unlocks the door)
Flo: (pushes Midorikawa in)
Midorikawa: … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! (screams more and more) SOTA IS CRAZY! CRAZIER! CRAZIEST! CRAZIESTEST!
Everyone: Feel sorry for the guy… NOT! XD
Endou: I AM NOT GOING TO SCREAM THAT ONE WORD! NEVER!
Flo: Never say never!~ Ne-never say never~ JUST DO IT! !
Endou: FINE! =.=
Gouenji: That was easy…
Endou: Don't you see that axe behind her?
Gouenji: See what? O.o…
Endou: (clears throat and walks up to Coach Kudou) You want to know something Coach?
Coach Kudou: What?
Endou: (takes a deep breath) I HATE SOCCER! ! ! I DAMEND FUCKING HATE IT! ! ! I'D RATHER DIE THAN PLAY IT ANYMORE! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Coach Kudou: (silent; suddenly falls on his back)
Kogure: OH MAN! THE ROBOT BROKE AGAIN! ! !
Everyone: WHAT THE FUCKING BITCH OF HELL? ? ? ! ! ! !
Kogure: Ushishishishishi! I made a robot of Coach Kudou since the real one is still traumatized! ! XXDD
Fuyuka: Either he's just too nice…
Aki: Or just a damned troublemaker…
Kogure: USHISHISHISHISHI! ! ! ! But Sakuma's real, he just had a chocolate 'chip' cookie for breakfast! XD
Everyone: Yuu…
Yuu: (whistles) What? He paid me big bucks for the things! XD
Gouenji: K-Kick my lovely little sister in the face? ? ! ! ! !
Yuuka: Eh…?
Gouenji: Yuu, please tell me you made a robot of Yuuka too?
Yuu: Unfortunately, no
Gouenji: TT_TT…
Haruna: (pushes Yuuka in front of Gouenji) One of his main weakness XP
Gouenji: I'IM SO SO SORRY YUUKA! ! ! ! (closes eyes and kicks Yuuka in the face)
Yuuka: (head explodes)
Gouenji: YUUKA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Kogure: It's another robot idiot… Gee, for the most loved guy in IE, you pretty are the dumbest…
Gouenji fangirls: DON'T YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO GOUENJI-KUN! ! ! ! ! ! (chases Kogure)
Kogure: GAAAAH!
Flo: (dragging Tsunami to the beach) Wanna go for a swim?
Tsunami: HELL YEAH! ! ! !
Flo: Welcome to Beach Fall! A 100 ft. cliff! If you look down there, you'll see The most beautiful beach in the World! Capital T!
Tsunami: WHAAAAAAT? ? ? ! ! ! !
Flo: (pushes him off the cliff; looks down) Good luck with its Guardian!
Tsunami: (falling) THE BEACH HAS A GUARDIAN? ? ! ! ! ! WHAT TYPE OF FANTASY STORY IS THIS? ? ! ! !
Flo: (ignores Tsunami and walks back to the house) He- (stares at everything)
The house looks like some shoved it into a blender
Flo: ? ? ? ! ! ! !
Miyako: (dashes past Flo) RUN GIRL! RUN! SOTA ESCAPED! HE ESCAPED! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Flo: (joins Miyako) WHERE IS HIM? AND THE OTHERS?
Miyako: He's chasing after all of them!
Yuu: (appears behind Flo and Miyako) Correction! Us!
Everyone else: AAAH! ! ! ! (appears behind the trio)
Sota: (behind everybody riding a horse with his candy cane launcher and Miyako's corn launcher and… Yuu's orange juice gun?)
Flo: HOW DID HE GET YOUR GUN? !
Yuu: I DON'T KNOW! AND HE HAS KIM'S PEANUT GUN TOO!
Flo: WHAT? OMG! HELL IS BROKEN LOOSE!
Kim: AAH! HE'S SHOOTING ACORNS AT ME!
Little Chicken: (gets hit by an acorn) THE SKY IS FALLING! (runs around wildly) THE SKY IS FALLING!
Kazemaru: DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SORA(sky)! CARE ABOUT THE SOTA!
Flo: OH Shit! Good thing I still have my bazooka! (turns a dial)
Miyako: What are you doing? ? ! ! ! SHOOT HIM ALREADY!
Selim: SHOOT HIM ! !
Flo: Before I do that, (turns around and pulls the trigger, a gigantic flying kiss flies out of the bazooka and hits Kazemaru)
Kazemaru: WHAT THE FUCK? ? ! !
Flo: I always forget but… KAZEMARU-SENPAI! THAT WAS FROM MizuKi-chan-18! ! ! And… (stops running)
Yuu: GAAH! FLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Everyone else: She's crazy! ! ! (runs past Flo)
Flo: (aims at Sota) Closer…
Ichinose: MOVE! RUN! SKIP! WHATEVER!
Sota: (on a horse; getting closer at Flo and shooting all the guns and canons randomly) MUAAHHAHAHA! ! ! !
Flo: Closer…
Someoka: IS SHE NUTS? !
Flo: Ready, Aim, FIRE! ! ! ! ! ! ! (gazillions of flying kisses flies out of the bazooka and hits Sota, making him fall and stick to the ground)
Sota: Ow…
Flo: You owe me a bus load of flying kisses, (blows the top of her bazooka) Dude…
Everyone: (stops running) We're still wondering… Are we in an action movie or an anime movie?
Yuu: Uumm thanks for being guest stars Miyako, Sota and Selim… O.O
Miyako and Selim: (lifts Sota up) It's a pleasure! This guy is heavy!
Sota: . Sugar…
A black shiny limo comes out of nowhere and Miyako and Selim gets in with Sota and the limo drives off
Everyone: WHAT THE? ? ? ! ! ! ! THEY'RE THAT RICH? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
No comments:
Post a Comment