Chapter 3: The Amazon Disaster

Kazemaru: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

Someoka: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?

Megane: (looks around) Based on the tall trees, birds and a river… I'm guessing were in a tropical rain forest.

IE Cast except Megane: (giving Megane 'WTF?' faces)

Flo: (comes jumping out of some trees on a lion) Yo!

Lion: RAAAAWWRR!

IE Cast: (frozen)

Megane: (glasses crack)

Endou: F-flo… t-that's a l-lion right?

Lion: (glares at Endou)

Flo: (get's off the lion's back and kisses its cheek) Now now! Don't go eating my friends now!

Lion: Meow~

IE Cast: WTF?

Shi: (drives through a tree and lands in front of the IE Cast in his Jeep)

IE Cast: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

Lion: RAAAAWWWR!

IE Cast: (climbs up a tall tree)

Flo: Down Boy!

Lion: (acts like a cute little kitten)

IE Cast and Shi: (sweatdrops)

Shi: Anyways… WELCOME TO THE AMAZON JUNGLE PEOPLE!

IE Cast: (slides down the tree) THE AMAZON?

Flo: (feeding the lion cat food)

IE Cast: HOW THE F*** DID A LION GET HERE?

Shi: Never mind that!

Haruna: Anybody seen Aphrodi?

Flo and Shi: (sweatdrop)

Flo: H-hey Shi! Aren't you late for something?

Shi: (checks his watch) OH MOTHER HOLY F*****G S**T! I'M LATE! I'M LATE! (gets into his jeep and drives away)

IE Cast: HE'S LATE! HE'S LATE! Wait… what's he's late for?

Flo: You guys sure want to know?

IE Cast: (nods)

Flo: Come on… (drags the IE Cast to an LED Flat Screen TV)

IE Cast: How this thing ended up here?

Flo: Shut up!

Genda: (comes running with someone on his back) RAAAWWRR!

Sakuma: GENDA? ARE YOU CRAZY? WHO'S THAT ON YOU?

MizuKi-chan-18: (whacks Sakuma on the head) I'm the guest star for this chapter baka!

Sakuma: OW!

Kazemaru: But why did Genda have to act like a lion?

Flo: He get's immunity for the rest of the chap if he agreed to bring the guest star here and act like a lion too.

IE Cast: WTF? WHY CAN'T WE GET IMMUNITY TOO?

MizuKi: NEVER MIND! Let's get on with the dares!

Kidou: What about Shi? And Kim?

Flo: Kim is at a boarding school and Shi is uumm… (takes out her phone and calls Shi) WE NEED YOU GUYS HERE RIGHT NOW BASTARD!

Shi: (from the phone) Sheesh! We'll be there in 10 seconds.

MizuKi: Anyways here are the first batch of dares for this chapter and there from me!

IE Cast: OH S***!

Bwahahahhahahahahahhahaha! Tragedy for IE cast suffering! OMG I wish I could be a guest star! This is soooooooooooo good! I love you right now! *laughs like spongebob* T-T Insane... buahahahahaha!

hehhe I love to make Kaze-chan suffer... now I have some dares ushishishishi!

- I dare Aphrodi to stuck his head inside a tub filled with melted candies (those would get stuck in his face) and then let Chae-Chan-Soo to take them off ALL with only using his mouth heheh I recomend Aphrodi to tie his hair to save him from taking a visit to the salon :)

- I dare Kazemaru to get tied in a bed with a drunken Endou (I only want to see what happens O_O) If you want you can lock them in a room ushishishi (inner voice: stop doing Kogure's laugh baka!)

- I dare Tobitaka to try to swim only using his hair (actually i think that his hair looks like a moose so maybe his hair could get legs and start swimming xDDDDDDD

- I dare Gazelle/Suzuno (Suzuno Kawaiii!) to act as a ice skater using an ice skating dress and try to do 3 whirls in the air x3

- I dare Hiroto, Midorikawa, Burn and SUZUNO (Kawaii!) to sing and ACT the song 'E.T' by Katy Perry (I just love that song and fits perfectly to those space guys xP)

- I dare Midori-chan to use his Alien costume BUT he must use the GIRLS version! *nosebleed* xD

And that's all minna! keep it up!

Sayonara! Happy 2011! *o*

IE Cast: WTF? Where the hell is Aphrodi?

Aphrodi and Shi: (walks to the guys)

Kidou: For the first time ever… a NORMAL entrance…

Shi: Why are you saying this normal?

Everyone except Shi and Aphrodi: (looks at the two and screams)

Gouenji: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

Aphrodi: He made me wear it =_="

Flo: but seriously… a wolf Shi? And Aphrodi's favourite animal is a dog?

Aki: Then why are you wearing an Eagle costume?

Flo: My favourite animal

Shi: I've decided starting from this chapter, once every three chapters all of us have to wear clothes according to a theme!

IE Cast: WTF?

Flo: You guys sure are cursing more than twice a day now

Fuyuka: D-don't tell me we have to wear one too?

Flo: Yes Fuyuka-san and our reviewers can choose what theme we will use for chapter 6 ^^ and they can also choose the person who has to wear whatever theme you're giving XD

MizuKi: Like if the theme is "Prom" and the reviewer says that only Endou and Kazemaru have to wear it?

Shi: Yes! And if they say everyone, guest stars will be wearing one too! XD

Fudou: NO WAY! I AM SO NOT GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF!

Burn: YEAH!

Flo: (hits both of them with her "Baka Stick")

Baka Stick: BAKAN!

Burn and Fudou: YOW! THAT WAS BAMBOO AND DID IT JUST CALL US BAKA'S?

Shi: Since Flo's bazooka got vandalise (looks at Kidou) she made me create a new weapon for her TT_TT

MizuKi: OKAY! ENOUGH BABBLING! (melts lot and LOTS of candies and grabs Aphrodi)

Aphrodi: HEY! WAIT TILL I TIE MY HAIR!

Flo: HAHAHA! AND THERE'S AIN'T A SALOON IN MILES! (shoves Aphrodi's head into the tub-filled-melted-candy)

Aphrodi: MY HAIR! Mmm YUMMY!

MizuKi: DON'T EAT THE CANDY BAKA!

Shi: (shoves the IE Cast into a changing room) While we wait why don't you guys change into your favourite animals ok?

Chae-Chan-Soo: Where are you dragging me Flo?

Flo: LICK APHRODI'S FACE! NOW!

Chae-Chan-Soo: (shivers and starts licking Aphrodi's face) Mmm~ Yummy!~

MizuKi: (fishes Endou and Kazemaru from the changing room)

Flo: (sees Kazemaru and starting to drool) K-Kazemaru-kun… You look c-cute in that cat costume…

MizuKi: (takes billions of Kazemaru photos) This is going to be a hit at EBay!

Kazemaru: (blushing redder than Burn's and Hiroto's hair)

Endou: (nosebleed)

Shi: (shoves coke into Endou's mouth)

Flo and MizuKi: COKE?

Endou: (gets drunk) OOO! ICHIROUTA! YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A CUTE LITTLE KITTEN!

Flo: Better get this done with! (drags Kazemaru into a cave and ties him up on the bed and gets the hell out of there)

MizuKi: (pushes Endou in and cover's the cave entrance with a boulder)

Kazemaru: E-ENDOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! AAAAHH! SOMEONE HELP ME! SAVE ME! LIZARDMAN! BATMAN! EVEN BEN 10! OMFG! HELP ME! ENDOU STOP IT! AAAAH!

Endou: NEVER!~ YOU'RE MY LITTLE KITTEN AND I'M NEVER GOING TO LET YOU GO!

Everyone outside the cave: (sweatdrop)

Flo and Kogure: Ushishishishishi!

Haruna: Don't tell me…

Kogure: YUP!

Flo: For blackmailing purposes! XD

Sakuma: YOU PUT A CAMERA IN THERE?

Shirou: (grabs Tobitaka)

Tobitaka: HEY!

Hijikata: Since this is the Amazon you can swim in the river

Toramaru: Go for it Tobitaka-san!

Tobitaka: BUT MY HAIR IS NOT A MOOSE! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THAT?

MizuKi: Do we care? (pushes Tobitaka into the river)

Tobitaka: OMFG! PIRANHA'S!

Shi: OKAY! YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES!

IE Cast: Why?

Flo: BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN CUSSING MORE THAN WE DO!

IE Cast: EEHH? WTF?

Flo and Shi: SEE? WE TOLD YOU!

Kogure: (freezes the river)

Haruna: KOGURE! TOBITAKA-SAN IS STILL IN THE RIVER!

Tobitaka and the piranhas: (freezes in the river)

Kogure: Ushishishishishishi!

MizuKi: (shoves an ice-skating dress on Gazelle)

Gazelle: WTF?

Flo and Shi: (attacks Gazelle with each other weapons) STOP CUSSING MORE THAN WE DO!

Gazelle: GAAH! (jumps on the frozen river) GAAH! THIS RIVER IS TOO COLD! GRAA! (jumps up and down and accidently made 3-swirls in the air)

Everyone: (jaw on the ground and sweatdropping) WTFH?

Burn: (drooling)

MizuKi: (drooling and taking millions of photos)

Burn: Hey give me that! (snatches the camera from MizuKi and takes more photo's of Gazelle)

MizuKi: HEY! THAT'S MY CAMERA! (tackles Burn) GRRAAA!

Burn: GRAAAAII! (tackles back)

Flo: Ne MizuKi-chan…

MizuKi: GRAA! (punches Burns face) What?

Flo: I AGREE WITH YOU 100%! THE E.T SONG PERFECTLY FITS THESE 4 ALIEN BOY'S!

Desarm: What about me?

Shi: Your not girly enough… and even so, you are on mine and Flo's most hated characters of IE

Desarm: WHAT? WHY?

Flo: ANYWAYS! SING! (gives Gazelle, Hiroto and Midorikawa microphones) MizuKi-chan! I need Burn!

MizuKi: Oh right! The dare! XD (grabs a video camera and tosses Burn to Shi)

Shi: (pushes Burn on the bamboo stage along with the other Aliens)

Everyone: NOW SING!

Aliens: (sweatdrop and starting to sing E.T by Katy Perry)

Hiroto: You're so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil
Could you be an angel

Midorikawa: Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating
Leave my body glowing

Burn: (vein pop) T-they say be afraid
You're not like the others
Futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you

Gazelle: I am soo going to strangle MizuKi after this… Your from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light

All 4 aliens: Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison

Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien
Your touch are foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial (dancing and acting the song)

Flo: OH…

Shi: MY…

MizuKi: (BEEP)ING…

Everyone: GOD! (rolling on floor laughing)

Flo: OH GOD! A WHOLE NEW VERSION OF E.T! (clutching gut)

Shi: AND IT'S WAY BETTER! (rolls everywhere laughing)

Desarm: I AM SOOOO LUCKY I WASN'T INCLUDED IN THIS DARE! XD (laughing and pointing towards the 4 Alien Version of Katy Perry)

Flo and Shi: (lightbulbs click on their heads) Ushishishishi! DESARM!

Desarm: Huh? What?

Flo and Shi: SING TEENAGE DREAM!

Desarm: WTF?

4 Aliens: (glaring at Desarm) DO IT DESARM! YOU SAW US SINGING E.T! NOW WE WANNA SEE YOU SING TEENAGE DREAM!

Desarm: F-fine… (sings Teenage Dream)

You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punch line wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down

Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever

Everyone: OMFG! BUAKAKAKAAK! HE THINKS HE'S PRETTY! XD (laughing harder)

Shirou: R-really Osamu…

Atsuya: D-do you really think you're THAT pretty? XD

Desarm: (blushing) ENOUGH ALREADY! NEXT DARE! (smirks) O Reize~

Midorikawa: WHAT? AND DON'T CALL ME BY MY ALIEN NAME!

Hiroto and Flo: (nosebleed) OH GOD!

Desarm: REVENGE! (shoves Reize's alien costume, girls version, on Midorikawa)

Midorikawa: WHA… WHA!

Desarm: YOU ARE NOW KNOWN AS REIZA! XD

Hiroto, Flo and MizuKi: (faints due to loss of blood)

Midorikawa: (blushing madly)

Shi: Speaking of Valentines (turns around looking at Desarm)

Desarm: WHAT? (glares at Shi)

Shi: (flinches) t-there will be a Valentines S-special! A chapter in this story and a Valentines one-shot!

IE Cast: WHAT?

Shi: S-so! Please send in Valentines dares! And now continuing with a new batch of dares!

Flo: (jumps up) And this came from HikariKudo24!

IE Cast: OH NO! NOT HER! HER DARES ARE…

Flo and Shi: ARE?

IE Cast: CRAZY!

Haha! It's so funny! Love Hiroto's dare *trie to imagine him blindfolded* Snap out of it! *Sweatdrop* Ok well here are some dares!

1. I dare Fudou to be thrown to the sharks! aka Fangirls

2. I dare Burn and Gazelle to get married and they have to French Kiss for at least an hour

3. I dare Sakuma to be blindfolded and left Ina room with Kidou and Genda...With no way out

4. I dare Hiroto to be blidfolded for the chapter

5. I dare Kazemaru to be in a pink princess dress and hanged over a sea of sharks aka fangirls

6. I dare Atsuya to dye his hair silver or white...his brother's hair color and to be called Fubuki/Shiro #2

7. I dare Gouenji to go on a date with with Shiro #1 and #2

Hikari: Thats all the dares I'll give ya and keep writing! Live ya stories and Hiro-kun! Hope I gueststar sometime...BYE!

IE Cast: WHAT? NO WAY!

MizuKi: (jerks up and grabs Fudou) Time to feed the sharks! A.K.A Fangirls!

Fudou: B-but wait! We're in the Amazon! There are NO fangirls or fangirl room here!

Other IE Cast: YEAH!

MizuKi: Shi?

Shi: Ushishishishishi! (presses a red button on a remote control)

Haruna: EVERYONE! LOOK! THE AMAZON RIVER IS DRYING UP!

Tobitaka: I AM FREE! WOOHOOO!

Piranhas: OH NO YOUR NOT! (chases Tobitaka around the jungle)

Aki: SINCE WHEN DID PIRANHAS TALK?

Natsumi: AND HAVE LEGS?

Tobitaka: GAAH! MY (BEEP)! THEY BIT MY (BEEP)!

Flo: That's not all! (pushes a blue button and the Amazon River was filled with fangirls)

IE Cast: Oh no…

MizuKi: (smirks and throws Fudou into the Amazon Human-River)

Fudou: GAAAH! OMG! HELP! REX! BEN 10! COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG! GAAH! HELP!

Flo, Shi and MizuKi: HIGH FIVE! (high fives each other)

Flo: Yay! One of my fave yaoi couples are getting married!

Burn and Gazelle: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US ALIVE INSANE PEOPLE! (runs around)

Shi: Flo… get the altar ready…

Flo: Yes Onii-chan! ^^ (builds the altar with MizuKi using nothing but bamboo and ropes)

Shi: (chases Burn and Gazelle and successfully catches them)

Fuyuppe: (shoves a wedding dress on Gazelle)

Desarm: (shoves a suit on Burn) ANOTHER REVENGE! SWEET!

Touko: (pushes Burn and Gazelle onto the altar)

Rika: (gives Gazelle a bouquet of white roses)

Gazelle: W-white roses?

Flo: To match your hair (nibbles on a candy cane)

Shi: Christmas is over Flo…

Flo: Yeah but someone gave me a whole box of it for Christmas at school! I can't just let it go to waste!

MizuKi: Can I have one?

Flo: Sure! (gives MizuKi a candy cane)

MizuKi: YUMMY! (munching the candy cane and takes another one)

Flo: HEY!

Atsuya: Who's gonna be the priest?

Fuyuppe: What about you? (shoves priest clothing on Atsuya)

Atsuya: WHA?

Shirou: REVENGE! (pushes Atsuya onto the altar)

Atsuya: For what?

Shirou: FOR LAUGHING AT ME DURING THE 'PLAY' LAST CHAPTER!

Atsuya: OK! Ekhem! Do you, tulip headed fire freak a.k.a Burn a.k.a Haruya Nagumo take girly looking ice lover a.k.a Gazelle a.k.a Suzuno Fuusuke as your wedded wife eerr husband?

Burn: FIRST THIS IS NOT A TULIP! SECOND!

Gazelle: (growling)

Burn: Eeerr… I DO!

Atsuya: Do you girly looking ice lover a.k.a Gazelle a.k.a Suzuno Fuusuke take tulip headed fire freak a.k.a Burn a.k.a Haruya Nagumo as your beloved husband eerr wife?

Gazelle: You're an ice lover too you know!

Burn: Ekhem!

Gazelle: Eeerr I do?

Atsuya: Then you're declared husband and husband! FINALLY! KISS ALREADY!

Burn: (French kisses Gazelle)

Gazelle: …!

Flo and MizuKi: ATSUYA! GET DOWN THERE QUICKLY!

Atsuya: WHA?

Shirou: (pulls Atsuya from the altar)

Flo and MizuKi: 3…2…1!

The altar breaks and crashes to the ground along with Burn and Gazelle.

Flo and MizuKi: BUAKAKAAK!

Toramaru: Ne Flo-senpai… Endou-san and Kazemaru-san are still in the cave, while Tobitaka-san is still being chased by the piranhas…

Kazemaru: GAAH! HELP ME! MOMMY! DADDY! GOD! ANY GOD! GAAH! HELP ME! ENDOU LET ME GO! LET ME GO! KYAAAAA!

Endou: Kazemaru~ You scream like a girl~

Tobitaka: GAAH! DEXTER! JIMMY NEOUTRON! HELP ME!

Flo: I think I forgot about that!

Shi: May I?

MizuKi: (destroys the boulder that blocked the cave's entrance)

Shi: HEY! I WAS GONNA DO THAT!

Kazemaru: (comes running out with the bed still tied on him) GAAAH! SAVE ME! ENDOU IS SERIOUSLY CRAZY!

Endou: (chasing Kazemaru) YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE MY LITTLE KITTEN!

Everyone: (nosebleed)

Flo: W-well! Since the cave is now empty we can put Sakuma, Kidou and Fudou in there!

Sakuma, Kidou and Fudou: WTF?

MizuKi: (blindfolds Sakuma and pushes the three into the cave)

Shi: (covers the entrance with timber, lots and LOTS of timber)

Touko: Is it just me or did I just heard some moans, groans, yells, bumps and so much more from in there?

Tsunami: No it's not you, we all heard it

Haruna: Spooky…

Desarm: FINALLY! THE LAST REVENGE! MUAHAAHHA! (blindfolds Hiroto)

Hiroto: HEY! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

Desarm: You have to be blindfolded for the rest of the chapter! (smirks then pushes Hiroto to Midorikawa)

Midorikawa: …!

Hiroto: Who is this?

Midorikawa: (too shock to speak)

Desarm: Looks like the little ice-cream headed freak is too shock to even breathe! Ushishishishishi!

Kogure: HEY! STOP COPYING MY LAUGH!

Hiroto: (blush) Mi-Midorikawa-kun? Is that you?

Midorikawa: Hi-Hi-Hi-Hi

Shi: Are trying to say Hiroto or Hi?

Midorikawa: Hi-Hi-Hi-Hi-Hi

Flo: Looks like an Alien got his tongue

MizuKi: Hey we need Kazemaru for the next dare!

Shi: Easy! We just kick Endou into the river of fangirls! (kicks Endou into the Amazon Human-River)

Endou: GAA! KAZEMARU HELP ME!

Kazemaru: NEVER! :P

Flo: (shoves Kazemaru into a Pink Frilly Dress)

Kazemaru: HEY! LET ME OUT OF THIS!

MizuKi: (ties Kazemaru up)

Kazemaru: LET ME GO!

Shi: (hangs Kazemaru over the river of fangirls)

Kazemaru: WHY WON'T ANYBODY LISTEN!

Fangirls and Endou: (trying to grab Kazemaru)

Aki: Endou-kun is still drunk? From Coke?

Flo: Yup!

Shirou: (dying Atsuya's hair white/silver)

Atsuya: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?

Shirou: The dare~

Atsuya: NOOOO! NOT MY HAIR!

Flo: Oh look! It's Shirou-kun#2!

Shirou#2: WTF?

Gouenji: W-who is the real Shirou?

Shirou1 and Shirou2: I AM! NO I AM! QUIT DOING THAT! YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE REAL SHIROU!

Everyone: OMFG… They said the same thing at the same time (jaw on ground)

Someoka: Now! Go on your date! (pushes Gouenji, Shirou1 and Shirou2 out of the forest)

Flo: SOMEOKA! NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO GO OUT OF THE AMAZON WITHOUT MINE AND SHI'S PERMISSION!

Shi: (grabs Someoka and throws him into the river)

MizuKi: But he didn't even stepped out, only the twins at Gouenji did!

Flo: Hah! That was just a made-up reason!

Shi: So that we can throw him into the river!

MizuKi: (looks at her watch) Looks like it's time for me to go! See ya! (steals Shi's jeep and drives home)

IE Cast: YES! THE CHAPTER IS FINALLY OVER!

Flo: But the story is not!

Shi: MY JEEP! (chases MizuKi)

Chae-Chan-Soo: My tongue! It hurts!

Aphrodi: IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 5 HOURS AND THIS CANDY IS STILL ON MY FACE! AND HAIR!

Tobitaka: HELP! THE PIRANHAS! THEY WON'T LET ME GO!

Piranhas: RAAWR! MUNCH! MUNCH!

Kazemaru: HELP! SAVE ME! THIS CHAPTER HAS TORTURED ME! GAAAH! BEN 10! GWEN TENNYSON! GAAH! SOMEONE HAD JUST BIT MY FOOT!

Endou: GGRR GRAA! (munching on Kazemaru's foot)

Everyone: (sweatdrop)

Flo: Please send in dares for our Valentines special! And also themes for everyone or some people to wear!

IE Cast: DON'T!

Shi: MIZUKI! GIVE ME BACK MY JEEP!

MizuKi: BUT I NEED IT TO GO HOME! (crashes into everything and everyone)

Burn and Gazelle: Hello! Married couple stuck in wreckage!

Hiroto: GAAH! I STILL CAN'T SEE! Did Desarm put glue? (walks around and trips many times)

Gouenji: I AM STILL CONFUSED! WHICH ONE IS THE REAL SHIROU?

Shirou1 and Shirou2: ME! NO ME! STOP COPYING ME ATSUYA! GRRAAAA!

Fudou and Someoka: GAAH! STUPID FANGIRLS! HELP ME! SAVE ME! GAAAH!

Flo: Anyways… see you guys next chapter!