Flo: (crying her head off)
Aki: She cried last chapter and she's crying AGAIN?
Shi: How do I put it? Uuuhmm let's say she has 2 types diseases now
IE Cast: Uhum? (nods)
Shi: The first one is trauma and she's trauma of two things
IE Cast: What is it?
Shi: A novel and…
Flo: (sees Sakuma and Megane) AAAHH! GET THOSE TWO AWAY FROM ME! THE HORROR! (runs into her room)
IE Cast: (sweatdrops)
Sakuma: Don't tell me she's afraid of me now? I thought I was the 4th person in her 'Loved Guys in IE' list!
Megane: Uuhh no comment on me
Shi: Yeah… she's traumatised by you TWO… and her second disease is (glares at Ichinose) she's heart broken
IE Cast: CAN THAT BE CONSIDERED A DISEASE TOO?
Shi: Millions of-
Flo: (busts out of her room) OH SHUT UP WITH YOUR 'LOVE IS A DISEASE' FACT SHI! (glares at Ichinose then at Rika)
shef01animetizeGoneM.I.A: Awww cheer up Flo!
Everyone: GEEP!
shef: Yo! ^^
Shi: Where did you get in?
shef: I got fished out of the 'Guest Star' vending machine, remember?
Shi: (facepalm) Right…
Flo: (eerie aura surrounds her and trying to keep a distance from Sakuma, Megane, Ichinose and Rika; grits teeth) These dares come from ChocoLuvr101…
Sota: *Falls on ground laughing* OH MY GAWSH! That was so freakin' AWESOME!
Miyako: PLEASE UPDATE SOON!
Selim: I think my guts will burst! *Cluthches his stomach*
Miyako: Here's our dares~! :3
1. I dare Aphrodi (if greek gods do exist) to insult one of them and let's see what will happen. Make sure it's a really strong insult and he's cussing like hell
2. We dare everyone to act like and dress like the person they hate the most
3. I dare Sakuma to french kiss Haruna for 10 minutes! And Kidou and Fudou must watch and there is they must doabout it! (We really support this couple!) And if they do interrupt, then the punishment is up to you guys!
4. I dare Kazemaru and Midorikawa to cut their hair into a more boyish hairstyle
5. I dare the IE boys to be stuck in a room filled with their worst fears for the rest of the chapter and they cannot escape!
6. We dare the IE boys (once more) to watch all episodes of Dora the Explorer. I recommend you guys tying them up
Miyako: That's all our dares! Hope you like them!
Sota: Ack! My guts! And could we be guest stars? I promise I won't go sugar rush!
Selim: You never keep your promise about not going into a sugar rush!
Sota: Maybe I will this time...
Miyako: Love you fanfic! Please continue!
Selim: The story turly does live up to it's title. For it's truly a disaster zone.
Flo: (cheers up… a little) At least these dares MIGHT make me happy again~ :3 Nya!
shef: Go on Aphrodi
Aphrodi: I don't think they exist soo… Shi is that Censoring Machine of yours working again?
Shi: Bought a new one XD
Aphrodi: (coughs) YOU *BEEP*ING *BEEP*ING *BEEP*ING GREEK GODS! WHO THE *BEEP* DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE? ! WHAT? JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN THROW LIGHTNINGS AND ARE AS BIG AS GIANTS DOESN'T MEAN THAT 'ME'! APHRODI! WILL BE AFRAID OF YOU *BEEP*S! *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*ING GREEK GODS!
Flo: Woah… O.O
Shi: I can't believe my own cousin just said that O.O…
Everyone: (waits for anything to happen)
Aphrodi: See? Nothing at all! So this concludes it! Greek Gods d-do WOAH!
(grounds start shaking like Shakira in the 'Waka Waka' music video)
Everyone: WH-WHAT'S GOIN ON ERE!
shef: (holding onto a tree)
Flo: (grabbing shef's feet)
Shi: (jumps up on a random and stable house) XD Safe and sound!
Everyone: (takes cover)
Haruna: ANYBODY SEEN APHRODI?
Everyone: Uh-oh…
Aphrodi: (gets hit by lightning) Ouch…
(a hand comes out from the sky and grabs Aphrodi)
Aphrodi: O-OH MY GOD!
Voice: Yes, I am your God!
Shi and Flo: YOU ARE NOT OUR GOD! OUR GOD IS THE ONE AND ONLY ALLAH! :P But Aphrodi's God could be you Zeus-JERK
Zeus: -0- (takes Aphrodi to the heavens)
Aphrodi: SAAAAVE ME!
Everyone: (comes out of shelter) WTF WAS THAT!
Flo: (drops on floor laughing)
shef: Well at least someone is laughing! XD
Flo: But I'm still keeping a distance… (locks herself in a cage)
Everyone: (sweatdrops)
Shi: O.o… I AM SOOOOO NOT GOING TO ACT LIKE SOMEOKA!
Someoka: WTF? (reads the dare) I thought EVERYONE hated Kageyama?
Flo: We do hate him, but I hate Urabe more than him and you Someoka… (eerie aura gets bigger) and I think I'm starting to hate Kazuya-kun too…
Natsumi: Did you say something?
Flo: (glares at Natsumi) *BEEP* off… So who do hate the most Natsumi?
Natsumi: Kageyama?
shef: Let's just all pretend to be Kageyama then! ^^
Shi: Better than being like Someoka =.='
Flo: WAY better than being Urabe
Everyone: (changes clothes like Kageyama and wears sunglasses and a wig)
Touko: I really feel like Kageyama…
Endou: (eerie aura)
Kidou: What should we do then?
shef: Don't know… scream we hate soccer? Murder innocent and awesome soccer players? Use a rock fro-
Hiroto: Yeah, yeah we get the idea already shef =-="
Everyone: (screams) I HATE SOCCER! Okay that was easy… (changes back to normal clothes)
Flo: (jumps up and creates a hole in the cage's roof) YEAHAAA! YES YES YES! KAZEMARU-SENPAI IS GOING TO GET A HAIR CUT! KYAAAA! (drools like hell) AND MIDORIKAWA-SENPAI TOO? KYAAAA! (faints)
Shi: Now she's completely cheered up! THANK YOU MIYAKO, SOTA AND SELIM! THANK YOU!
shef: (gets ready with barber things) Who's first?
Kazemaru and Midorikawa: BU-BUT WE LIKE OUR HAIR! NO NO NO NO!
Flo: (sits up and starts crying)
Shi: (brother instincts kick in; glares at Kazemaru and Midorikawa) DO IT OT ELSE… (crack knuckles)
Kazemaru and Midorikawa: BUT I LOVE MY LIFE! MOVE IT! ME FIRST! NO ME!
shef: (sweatdrops) Hurry up… (starts cutting their hair short)
Flo, Endou, Miyasaka, Hiroto: (starts drooling) SOOOOOOO CUTE…
Kazemaru and Midorikawa: (blushing redder than a fire hydrant)
Ichinose: … =.=
Domon: You ok?
Ichinose: Mind your own business… =.=""
Shi: Not bad shef!
shef: Ushishishishishi! XD
IE Boys: O-OUR FEARS? NOOOOO! NO NO NO!
Shi and shef: YES YES YES YES YES! (starts shoving each of them in a different room)
Shi: Hehehe you two are gonna die… (pushes Sakuma and Megane into a room)
Sakuma, Megane: WTF? (notices Flo in the room) … SHII! GET US OUT OF HERE!
Flo: (sees the two) O.o… (scratches her bedroom wall) GET ME OUTTA HERE! ! ! !
Sakuma, Megane: I'm confused… who's afraid of who actually? ? (sweatdrops)
Flo: Wait… If I leave you two inside MY room… with the water bed… you guys… might… might… might… OH MY *BEEP*ING *BEEP*! ! ! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! (grabs her teddy bear and starts hitting Sakuma and Megane) GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
Sakuma, Megane: AAAAAAHH!
Back outside the rooms
Shi and shef: XD POOR MEGANE AND SAKUMA!
IE Girls: Now… where can we find a TV Station that plays all episodes of Dora?
Shi: Me father's XP
IE Girls: WHA?
Shi: JUST KIDDING!
IE Girls: (anime fall)
shef: But I DO know a TV Station that plays Dora 24/7
Shi: O.O Wow…
Touko: (slams a button on a wall)
Other: What was that for?
Shi: Each room has a TV soo yeah XD I really feel sorry for Sakuma and Megane
shef: Why?
Shi: She gets-
Everyone: (hears someone screaming from one of the rooms)
Shi: (sweatdrops) She screams when she sees Dora…
shef: What now? The dares for today are done…
IE Girls: YES!
Shi: I'm sure you guys didn't notice (some of you might have) that there mysteries in each chapter, except Chapter 1 that is XD
IE Girls: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING US?
Shi: Nope :3
shef: Example?
Shi: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO APHRODI IN CHAPTER 2 AND 3? ? ?
IE Girls: Now that you mentioned it… WHAT HAPPENED?
Flo: (bust down the bedroom door) I'LL TELL YA WHAT HAPPENED! THE GIRL SUED HIM AND TOOK HIM TO COURT!
Everyone outside the rooms except Shi: HE WAS WHAT?
Shi: You heard that right! Here's a little flashback XD
Aphrodi: YOU'RE DOING WHAT?
RandomGirl: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME! THAT'S WHY I'M SUING YOU!
Kogure: Ushishishishi!
Shi: KOGURE!
Kogure: See ya! (runs off with the cupid arrow)
Shi: (facepalm) Flo's gonna kill me if I don't do this… (wears a suit) How do I look?
Aphrodi: Who cares how you look? I'M GOING TO COURT HERE!
Shi: Be grateful, idiot. I'm here to be your lawyer!
RandomGirl: Your gonna need it, HMPH!
Aphrodi: TT-TT Nobody loves me anymore TT-TT
Shi: I'm sure Flo still loves you…
Aphrodi: Yu-chan~
Shi: (hits his head) SHE'S MY LITTLE SISTER!
Aphrodi: OW!
RandomGirl: (drags Aphrodi into the courtroom) COME ON! THE JUDGE IS WAITING!
Aphrodi: NOOOOOO! YU-KUN!
Shi: (sweatdrops, sighs, goes in)
INSIDE THE COURTROOM
Judge: What do you have to say for yourself young man?
Aphrodi: Bu-but it was a dare! TT_TT
Shi: That's true, your honour. Plus he was aiming at an old couple and NOT her (points finger at RandomGirl)
RandomGirl: HMPH!
Shi: (phone rings and picks it up)
Phone: WE NEED YOU GUYS HERE RIGHT NOW BASTARD!
Shi: (moves the phone farther away from his ear) Sheesh! We'll be there in 10 seconds! (closes the phone) Excuse me your honour, but I have a show to host
Judge: Wait… don't tell me you Eric McKenny from 'Inazuma Eleven! Disaster Zone!' ?
Aphrodi: Yes he is your honour, plus he's my cousin =-="
Judge: OMG! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER! YOU CAN GO! CASE SOLVED! XD YOU CAN TAKE MY CAR!
Shi and Aphrodi: WHA?
RandomGirl: WHAT?
Shi: Uuhh I have my own car plus we're going to the Amazon (sweatdrops)
Judge: JUST TAKE IT! (throws his car keys to Aphrodi)
Shi: UUhh… thanks? (leaves with Aphrodi)
IE Girls: (drops on floor laughing)
shef: You've gotta be kidding me Shi! XD
Flo: The judge let him out just because he hosted this show =o=
Shi: (grins)
Aphrodi: (walks back in) H-hey guys…
Flo: Aphrodi? O.O You okay?
Aphrodi: A… little… I told those guys…. I was Aphrodite's little brother… and they believed me… X.X MAN!
Everyone: WHAT? !
Flo: Heh~ You still have a dare…
Aphrodi: NOOO! (gets shoved into a room)
Everyone: (evil grins)
In another room:
Tsunami: OH MY GOD! THE HORROR! THE HORROR OF DORA! AAAHH!
Dora: Denada! (which means 'Your Welcome')
Tsunami: I DID NOT SAY 'THANK YOU' YOU *BEEP*ING DORA! AAHH! CARROTS!
Another room:
Endou: (watching intently)
Dora: Come on! Let's play soccer!
Endou: YEAH! LET'S! (trying to get into the TV)
One more room:
Fudou: (trying to cover his ears)
Boots: DORA!
Dora: BOOTS!
Boots: COME ON DORA!
Dora and Boots: (starting to sing the theme song)
Fudou: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Dora: Look Boots! A tomato!
Fudou: O.o… I'D RATHER DIE! AAAHH! (scratching the wall)
And another:
Shirou: I don't understand why kids like this…
Atsuya: Coz the show is stupid like them
Shirou: You were once a kid too
Boots: Dora! My fire truck! We need to find my fire truck! (starts crying)
Atsuya: HE CRIED OVER A FIRE TRUCK? WHAT A SISSY!
Shirou: (grabs his scarf and rips it in pieces)
Atsuya: M-MY SCARF! (starts crying like a baby) UWAAAA!
Dora: Don't worry Boots! Look there! That pink haired guy is crying louder than you! (points to Atsuya)
Fubuki Twins: … O.o… HOW THE HELL DID SHE HEARD OR EVEN SEE US? !
Should we? Yes we should do another room XD:
Gouenji: (trying to stay away from the TV as far as possible)
Dora: Wow, Boots! You look good in that alien costume!
Gouenji: (eye twitch)
Boots: Thanks Dora! You look cute like that!
Gouenji: (turns his head around and screams) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Dora: (wearing a pink dress and hair tied into two low twin tails) Thanks Boots!
Gouenji: X.X (faints)
What harm it is to do another? Well to the guy in the room it means hell XD :
Map: I'm the map! I'm the map!
Kidou: I ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE THE MAP IDIOT! STOP SINGING IT!
Map: I'M THE MAP!~
Kidou: (banging head on the wall) Why? WHY? TT_TT
It's the Greek God section! XD
Dora: Hey Boots! Do you believe in Greek Gods?
Aphrodi: (eye twitch)
Boots: I don't know.
Aphrodi: (sigh in relief)
Dora: I think they exist!
Aphrodi: (eye twitch)
Boots: Why?
Dora: Because there's one over there! (points at Aphrodi)
Aphrodi: I AM NOT A GOD! Wait… AAAHH! HOW DID YOU KNOW ME? ! ? !
And the last but not least is!
Ichinose: (trying to find a hidden button in the wall) Must… find… a… way… out…!
Dora: EEEEP! A SNAKE!
Ichinose: HUH? WHERE? (jumps up and down) SNAKE! SNAKE! Wait… (facepalm) I'm such an idiot… (lie against the wall and the wall suddenly turned around) FREEEEDOOOM!
Domon: Ichinose? !
Ichinose: I'M NOT FREE! TT_TT IT WAS ONLY A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO ANOTHER ROOM! AAAAAHH!
Mark: Same thing happened to me T-T
Dylan: Here too =.="
Dora: YAY!
Ichinose, Domon, Dylan and Mark: WHAT ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT YOU *BEEP*ING DORA! (trying to get into the TV so that they can beat Dora up)
Back outside the rooms
Flo: Did you guys hear screams?
Girls: We sure did XD
Shi: HAHA! So here's the end of the chapter!
BOOM!
Flo: O.o… WHAT HAPPENED!
shef: The building is being bombed! AAAHH!
Kogure: FREEDOM! (jumps out with sticks of dynamite) Uh-oh…
Flo: KOGURE YOU BAKA!
Kogure: (points dynamite stick at Flo) DON'T MOVE!
Flo: (freezes up) O.O
IE Boys: FREEDOM! When I get older~ I will be stronger~ They'll call me freedom just like a waving flag~~ Just like a waving flag~~
Shi: Kogure…. Please don't…
Kogure: Ushishishishi! (lights up all the dynamite sticks)
Everyone: SKEDATTLE! WAIT! WHY ARE WE SPEAKING ELF? ! AAAAHHH! (runs away)
Kogure: AHAAHAHHA!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Building collapses
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