Endou: (wiping his soccer ball with a cloth; hears some noise; chocolates flew out of nowhere, hitting him and his soccer ball) WHO THE (BEEP) THREW THAT!
Flo: Gggrrraaaaahhh! (throwing random things in the air)
Shi: (sweatdropping on the staircase)
Flo: (crying; weeping; sobbing; etc.)
IE Cast: WHAT THE (BEEP)ING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR SISTER!
Shi: Blame her (points to Rika)
IE Cast except Rika: (looks at Rika)
Rika: I DID NOTHING!
Aki: THAN EXPLAIN THE SOBBING PHANTHOM! ARGH! (covers ears)
Sakuma: DO SOMETHING!
Shi: (gives everyone earplugs)
Megane: (glasses crack)
Flo: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (crying)
Shi: (punches her head)
Flo: Ow…
Gouenji: You could've done than earlier you know…
Shi: Just wanted to see you guys suffer :P
Flo: =_=" (opens a random door) COME ON IN!
Fangirls: OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU SO MUCH FLO! KYAAA! SHIROU-KUN! ICHIROUTA-KUN! SHUUYA-KUN! YUUTO-KUN! KYAAAAA!
IE Boys: OUR EARS! RUN! (runs at top speed)
Flo: (smilling evilly)
IE Girls: (sweatdrop)
Haruna: You told us this was a Valentine's Special
Flo: Yes, yes we did!
Fuyuka: Uuuhh… will they be alright?
Shi: Those f-fangirls only wanted to give chocolates to them… r-right Flo?
Flo: Oh is that true? (smirking and whistling)
Touko: At… at least there's only one batch of dares (sigh)
Flo and Shi: The worse part of this Valentine's Disaster…
Rika: (reads the script) From PaulaandDaniela
Okay... firist I have something I want to say :
I LOVE YAOI
thats it, well my dares :
the yaoi couples will have to babysit a baby and treat him/her like their baby. (so cute)
will have to kiss Heat-kun infront of Gazelle and Nepper, and Gazelle will have to kiss...hmm... Rihonne (both french kiss and for 30min)
3. Atsuya can makeout with anyone he wants
will have to kiss someone that isn´t their crush
the parings will gift eachother something
the ukes will have to dress like cupid and make anything their semes want
8.A war with... valentine things
There... I can´t thing of anything else...
Well Bye~
-Daniela-
Flo: Looks like the boys are saved =_="
Shi: (pushes a button on a remote control)
A troll comes out of nowhere and chases away the fangirls
Fangirls: KYAAAA! A TROLL! IE BOYS HELP US!
IE Boys: AND THEN GET KISSED TO DEATH? NO (BEEP)ING WAY!
Troll: RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR! (chases the Fangirls)
Flo: Now… (dark aura surrounds her) Dares… (smirks)
Kidou: D-don't we have any guest stars?
Shi: It's a Valentine's Disaster Special idiot… No GUEST STARS here
Flo: Coz' I don't want he/she get hurt in the process of making this special, thank you.
IE Cast: Why does that DOESN'T sound good at all?
Shi: Shut up and dares! (calls 'someone' on his phone) Moshi-moshi? Coach Hitomiko?
IE Cast: COACH HITOMIKO?
Flo: SHHH!
Shi: (talking something on the phone) Hehehe Yes yes you'll get to watch too! AWESOME!
Fuyuka: Why do I feel jealous?
Shi: Meet you in 5!
5 minutes later
Coach Hitomiko: (arrives at the house) Here are the kids!
IE Cast: K-KIDS?
Flo: Hhhmm all the yaoi couples? This is gonna be hard
Shi: (gives a baby that has hair-style like Kazemaru but brown coloured like Endou, to Kazendou)
Endou and Kazemaru: EEEHH? HOW WAS THIS THING CREATED!
Coach Hitomiko: Shut up! His name is Asuka
Domon: BUT THAT'S MY NAME!
Coach Hitomiko: Prove it Domon-kun
Domon: (shoves his birth certificate into her face)
Coach Hitomiko: Just pure coincidence…
Burn and Gazelle: (laughing on the floor)
Flo: (hands them a baby with white-hair and Burn's hairstyle)
Burn and Gazelle: EEEEEEHHHHHH?
Flo: This is Naoko, the 'obedient' child.
Burn and Gazelle: EEHH?
Naoko: UWAAAA!
FubukiXGouenji = Michiyo (three thousand generations)
HirotoXMidorikawa = Ayumu (walk; deeper meaning: walk your own way)
MarkXDylan = Nanaho (seventh sail)
TachimukaiXTsunami = Chiaki (Very fine in autumn)
NOTE: THERE ARE TOO MANY YAOI COUPLES SO THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES WE'LL BE USING DX
Babies: UWAAAAAAAAAA! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Naoko: (pulls Burn's hair)
Burn: OW! DOWN GIRL! DOWN!
Gazelle: SHE IS NOT A DOG IDIOT! Now Naoko please let go of Burn's hair…
Naoko: (still pulling)
Gazelle: Flo… THE BABY'S NAME IS NAOKO BUT SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL!
Flo: Hey her name may! Be! Naoko! But yup she's a cute little devil X3
Other yaoi couples: AAAAAAHH! NOW OURS ARE PULLING OUR HAIR TOO!
Others: We pity you guys… NEVER! AHAHAHAHA! SERVES YOU RIGHT!
Mark: Nanaho please let go of Mama's hair
Dylan: MAMA? MAMA! I. AM. NOT. A. MAMA! OWW! KNOCK IT OFF NANAHO!
Fubuki: Awww she's so cute!
Gouenji: Sure she's cute and all… BUT CAN SHE PLEASE STOP BITING MY HAIR? YOUCH!
Michiyo: Nyum nyum!
Ayumu: (walking to Midorikawa) Ice-cream…
Hiroto: HEY! She can walk!
Ayumu: (climbs Midorikawa)
Midorikawa: AND CLIMB LIKE A MONKEY!
Ayumu: (munching Midorikawa's hair) Ice-cream…
Midorikawa: YOW YOW! OW OW!
Tachimukai: (cradling Chiaki) At least we got a nice one (sweatdrop)
Tsunami: Maybe because it's autumn outside so she's FINE! AHAHAHAAHAH!
Everyone: (staring at Tsunami)
Tsunami: Ok… not funny at all… I get it (sulks in a corner)
Chiaki: (crawls to Tsunami) Papa…
Tsunami: Di- Did the kid just called me PAPA? O.O
Chiaki: Papa… (crawls into Tsunami's arms and sleeps)
Everyone: SOOO KAWAII!
Flo and Shi: (takes photo's of everyone) HAH! GOING ON THE NET THIS INSTANT!
Endou: Now can Coach Hitomiko take these babies back where they came from?
Coach Hitomiko: No can do Endou-kun, you're gonna take care of them till the end of the chap
Yaoi couples: WHAT?
Babies: UWAAAAAAAAA! (crying)
Yaoi couples: Ah! Ah! Please don't cry! Please don't cry! WE'RE BEGGING YOU!
Others: AHAHAHAAHAHAHA! XD
Flo: Next dare, Shi can you go fetch Heat, Nepper and Rihonne?
Shi: My pleasure (evil smile and leaves)
Burn and Gazelle: Why does that doesn't look good at all?
Flo: Off with the 'Why's already!
Shi: (comes back with a bag behind his back) These three are HEAVY!
IE Cast: DI-DID YOU MURDER THEM OR SOMETHING?
Shi: How can they do the dares if their murdered? (unties the bag)
Heat, Nepper and Rihonne: FREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOOMMM! (jumps out of the bag)
Everyone: …
Heat, Nepper and Rihonne: (looks around) AAAH! IT'S THE DEMONS! (points at Flo and Shi)
Flo and Shi: (doing the "Huh? What, me?" look)
Heat, Nepper and Rihonne: YES YOU! AAAAH!
Flo: (grabs Heat and Rihonne)
Shi: (grabs Nepper)
Burn: Please don't cry Naoko ssshhh sshhh
Gazelle: Good baby
Naoko: Mami… Papi… (sleeps)
Burn and Gazelle: (blush)
Flo: (sigh) Here let me take her… (cradles Naoko)
Burn: EEEHH?
Kidou: You've got a dare with Gazelle
Gazelle: AGAIN?
Shi: (pushes Heat into Burn)
Heat and Burn: ! (French kiss)
Gazelle and Nepper: WAAA!
Shi: Fudou…
Fudou: Fine… (pushes Gazelle to Rihonne)
Gazelle: Uuuhh she's wearing a mask…
Shi: OH FOR THE LOVE OF (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) APHRODI! (takes off of Rihonne's mask) I'M TIRED HERE! =_=" Ggrr…
Aphrodi: HACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gazelle and Rihonne: ! (French kiss)
30 minutes later~
Gazelle: BLAH! (runs away to the toilet)
Others: (joins in)
Flo: I feel bored…
Shi: Probably because it's 11:44 p.m. and there are no guest stars X.X
Haruna: Like you said, a special~
Flo: (bangs head on table) YOSHAAAAA! I'M ALL PUMPED UP! MUAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!
Shi: (punches himself) DORYAAAAAAA! OHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO!
Haruna: I'm regretting what I just said…
Flo: XD! ATSUYA!
Atsuya: Huh?
Shi: So who do you want to make out with? XD
Atsuya: WHA?
Flo: AWW COME ON! CHOOSE ALREADY! YEAAHAA! (raids the fridge) OH. MY. GOD! STING! MY FAV!
Shi: O.o… did she said Sting? DON'T LET HER DRINK IT!
Flo: (drinks the strawberry flavoured carbonated drink and starts singing 'You Love Is My Drug' by Ke$ha)
Maybe I need some rehab
Or maybe just need some sleep
I got a sick obsession
I'm seeing it in my dreams
I'm lookin down every alley
I'm making those desperate calls
I'm staying up all night hoping hitting my head against the wall
Or maybe just need some sleep
I got a sick obsession
I'm seeing it in my dreams
I'm lookin down every alley
I'm making those desperate calls
I'm staying up all night hoping hitting my head against the wall
Shi: GOD! SAVE US!
Fuyuka: What's wrong? What will happen when she drinks that thing?
Shi: SHE SINGS NON-STOP! 24/7! 365! AAAHH!
Domon: I have a feeling that she's singing that song for a certain someone (smirks)
Ichinose: (blush) Shut up Domon
Atsuya: (smirks) Hehehe (drags Fuyuka into a room)
Shirou: Uumm Shi…
Shi: Huh?
Shirou: You've got two options… help your sister… or help Fuyuka (sweatdrop)
Fuyuka: AAAAAHH! OTO-SAN! HELP ME! MAMORU-KUN! SHI-KUN!
Shi: (get's all fired up) ATSUUUUUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAAA! (busts down the door and a WWE fight occurs in that bedroom)
Atsuya: ETERNAL BLIZZARD!
Shi: METAL CHAINS!
BOOM! BOOM! POW!
Flo: Oooooo~ That noise reminds me of a song!~ (walks around like 'Captain Jack Sparrow' from Pirates of The Caribbean; starts singing 'Boom boom pow' by Black Eyed Peas) BOOM! BOOM!
Shi: Gggrr! (punches Atsuya in the face)
Atsuya: Tch! (spits out a tooth) You're gonna get it from me now! (kicks Shi's stomach)
Haruna: Too violent for my taste (covers eyes)
Kidou: (vein pop; closes the bedroom door) Leave them in… uumm peace?
Flo: Next dare! (starts singing 'A year without rain' by Selena Gomez)
A day without you~~
Is like a year without rain~~
Domon: Wow… her love towards Ichinose is THIS uumm freaky O.o
Ichinose: (blushing redder) SHUT UP DOMON!
Flo: (walking like a drunk woman; reads the dare) WHAT? NO WAY! NO (BEEP)ING WAY! I AM NOT GONNA KISS SOMEBODY ELSE THAN KAZUYA-KUN! AND THAT'S THAT!
Everyone: (anime fall)
Shi: (bust down the bedroom door; comes out holding Atsuya in a neck-lock)
Atsuya: LET ME GO ERIC MCKENNY!
Shi: OH SHUT UP FUBUKI ATSUYA! (throws Atsuya into the sea of fangirls that are getting chased by the troll)
Fangirls: KYAAAA! ATSUYA-KUN HAS COME TO SAVE US!
Atsuya: NO! WAIT!
Troll: GRAAAAAAAAAH!
Flo: (starts singing 'Everytime We Touch' by Cascada)
I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
Flo: (kisses Ichinose)
Ichinose: (blushing redder and redder)
Domon: (rolling on the ground, laughing) AHHAHAHA! SHE REALLY REALLY LOVES YOU! AHAHAHAHA!
Aki: (sweatdrop)
Someoka: Can't Shi stop her?
Shi: She's unstoppable when she drinks STING! =_=" CURSE YOU PEPSI FOR CREATING SUCH A DRINK!
IE Cast: EEHH? PEPSI MADE IT?
Flo: Lalalallala~
Kazemaru: Wonder what effect it has on Shi… (shoves the bottle down Shi's throat) REVENGE!
Shi: GLUP GLUP GLUP! (gets drunk) Wooooaaahh baby… You look abnormally beautiful today (grabs Kazemaru's waist)
Kazemaru: WHAT THE?
Endou: LET GO OF MY ICHIROUTA!
Shi: (unconsciously kisses Kazemaru)
Everyone: O.o… ?.!.?.!
Kazemaru: O.O !
Endou: SHI YOU IDIOT (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP)! (punching Shi)
Shi: COME ON! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? OOF! AWW COME ON! THAT DIDN'T EVEN HURT!
Endou: GGgggrrr… (vein pop; punches Shi) HAMMER OF WRATH!
Shi: (dodges) BAD TIMING ENDOU! (sticks tongue out)
Flo: (walks around and accidently bumps into Domon) OOF!
Domon: WOAH! (falls on top of Dylan; kissing him)
Dylan: (falls backwards and hits Mark) ACK!
Mark: (falls on top of Aki; kissing her)
(NOTE: WE THINK YOU GUYS GET THE IDEA, DOMINO KISS! XD X3 Here's the domino sequence:
Domon = Dylan = Mark = Aki = Kidou = Sakuma = Fudou = Megane = Someoka = Kabeyama = Gouenji = Fubuki = Hiroto = Touko = Midorikawa = Aphrodi = Haruna = Toramaru = Natsumi = Genda = Tsunami = Tachimukai = Burn = Gazelle = Kogure = Fideo = Roccoco = Hijikata = Desarm = Edgar = Touko)
Everyone: FLORA MCKENNY! (wipe their mouths)
Flo: Ooopsie~ My Baddie~ (snickering) OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Fuyuka: She's drunk… (sweatdrop)
Everyone: Fine…. We'll let her go =_="
Flo: Am I drunk? (trips on her own foot) Yup… I am X3 Meow Omooo omoo~
Shi: Hey baby (kisses Haruna's forehead)
Haruna: (blush)
Kidou, Fudou , Sakuma: (vein pop) ERIC MCKENNY! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HARUNA!
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Kid: (watches a TV show)
TV: ERIC MCKENNY! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HARUNA!
Kid: Fuck? (runs to the kitchen) Hey mummy, what does fuck mean?
Mummy: O.o… WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT WORD?
Kid: The T-TV
Mummy: NO MORE TV! (turns off the TV)
Kid: UWAAAA!
BACK AT DISASTER ZONE!
Director: UUuuh Kidou-san, Fudou-san and Sakuma-san…
Kidou, Fudou and Sakuma: (stops strangling Shi) WHAT?
Director: It seems that our Censoring Machine broke so… you guys just cursed just now and… THAT WORD CAME OUT IN WORLD WIDE TV!
Kidou, Sakuma, Fudou: EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH?
Shi: (trying to run away)
Flo: (using super cute voice) Aww come on Director-sama~ They were just playing around~
Director: (blush) Uuuhhh o-okay Flo… (walks back from where ever he came from)
Flo: (dark aura surrounds her) Next dare… (turn around) Hohoho!~ Looks like you guys are already ready~
Everyone: (secretly holding presents behind their backs) Uuhh we don't know what you're talking about?
Flo: (pats Gouenji's shoulders) Aww come on~ I already know you guys have presents for your beloved ones (blows wind into Gouenji's ears)
Gouenji: (shivering and blushing) Fl- Flo?
Flo: AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA! I TOTALLY GOT YOU! AHAHAAH! (rolling on floor laughing)
Gouenji: (vein pop)
Flo: Just give it already~ And I know that SOME of you have more than 2 X3
Everyone: Can she read our minds? N-no we don't!
Flo: (face turns red) OH JUST GIVE THE PRESENTS ALREADY!
Everyone: H-haih! (gives each other presents)
Flo: I feel sleepy… (slaps herself)
Shi: Woah I'm back…
Everyone: (stares at Shi)
Shi: What'd I miss?
Fuyuka: Are you still drunk?
Shi: Drunk? What did I do? The last thing I remember was that Kazemaru shoved a bottle of- wait a minute… KAZEMARU ICHIROUTA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Kazemaru: EEEPP!
Shi: Never mind, the next dare could be enough to get my revenge on you (shoves a cupid costume onto Kazemaru)
Kazemaru: E-EH!
Endou: (MAJOR nosebleed)
Shi: (shoves the other ukes into cupid costumes) Hehehe
Semes: (having a MAJOR nosebleed emergency)
Flo: (giggles)
Shi: DI-DID FLO JUST GIGGLED!
Aki: What's wrong with giggling?
Shi: SH-SHE NEVER GIGGLES!
Flo: You semes are SOOOOOOO going to make this world RED
Semes: Huh?
Shi: What she's trying to say is 'You boys are gonna create a flood with your blood' Hey… It rhymed!
Flo: So semes… what do you want your ukes to do?
Semes: Uuuhh uuhh uuhhhh!
Flo: I KNOW! (jumping up and down) I KNOW!
Shi: Uh-oh…
Flo: HEHEHE! (pushes each yaoi couple into different rooms and locks each door) X3 Meow~
Others: (sweatdrops) Gulps…
Shi: Wh-what now?
Flo: We wait… (whistling)
3 painful hours later
Flo: ^^ Okay~ I think that's enough~ (unlocks each door) …
Shi: They're not coming out…
Aki: (opens a door; blush; closes it)
Rika: What's wrong?
Aki: I-I w-wouldn't go i-in there, if I was you .
Touko: O.o? (opens a door) O.o! (slams it)
Flo: Awwww~ But we need them for the next dare~ (barges into Endou and Kazemaru's room) GET UP BASTARDS!
Kazemaru: WAAH!
Shi: (walks in) O.o… YOU'RE HALF NAKED!
Endou: WHO TOLD YOU TO BARGE IN?
Flo: We have one last dare idiots! (starts singing 'Fireworks' – Katy Perry)
Boom boom boom,
Even brighter than the moon moon moon,
Even brighter than the moon moon moon,
Shi: The effects won't wear off…
Flo: To make things faster… (grabs a microphone) EVERYONE! QUICK GET UP! THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Recording crew: FIRE? AAAAHH! (jumps out the window)
Shi: The recording crew bought it O.o…
Yaoi couples: AAAHH! (runs out of their rooms) WHERE'S THE FIRE?
Flo: Here it is~ FIRE!
Touko and Aki: (pulls a string of a canon) WOOHOO!
Yaoi couples: (get hits by random Valentine items except roses)
Touko: Hey, there are no roses
Flo: Ekhem…
Touko: (jumps up) WAH!
Flo: NO ROSES ALLOWED (sparks in eyes)
Rika: I forgot that she was a rose lover…
Shi: FIRE IN THE ROSE! (pushes a button; roses comes out of nowhere hitting Flo's team)
Flo: O.o… ROSES! (trying to catch every single one of them) ATTACK! ATTACK!
Flo's team: (throwing chocolates, teddy bears, etc.)
Shi: RETURN FIRE!
Shi's team: (throwing the same things)
Soon enough the whole building was filled with Valentine Items
Flo: Ow… my head… (looks around) WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!
Shi: Finally… the affects of Sting have worn out…
Flo: Sting? DON'T TELL ME…
Aki: Yup, you sang 'Your love is my drug', 'Boom Boom Pow', 'A year without rain', 'Everytime we touch' and 'Fireworks' and you even kissed Ichinose-kun
Flo: O.o… ? ? ? ? ! ! ! !
Haruna: Then Kazemaru-senpai shoved a bottle of Sting into Shi's throat
Flo: And he acted like a playboy right…?
Shi: Someone tell me what I did…
Haruna: You kissed Kazemaru on the lips and then kissed me on the forehead (blush)
Shi: I DID WHAT THE FUCK? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Director: (comes out of nowhere) Shi-san, our Censoring Machine is broken so…
Shi: Yeah I know, I just cursed in front of the whole world, at least THAT part I was able to remember…
Flo: Where the hell did you come from? FUCK OFF YOU SHIT HEAD!
Director: (phone rings) Uhum, yes miss were really sorry about that, yes if this happens again the show will be cancelled
Flo and Shi: DID YOU JUST SAY 'CANCEL' FUCK HEAD? (throttles the Director)
Director: AAAAAAAHHH!
Sakuma: (facepalms) This special has turned into a COMPLETE DISASTER!
Fideo: It is called 'Valentine's Disaster'… (shakes head) I just noticed something…
Everyone: What?
Fideo: MY HEAD IS BLEEDING FROM THE ROSES! AAAAAAAHHH! (faints)
Everyone: (notices their heads bleeding too) WHAT THE FUCK! (faints due to loss of blood)
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