Flo: … (staring at Sakuma)
Shi: … (staring at Kidou)
Sakuma, Kidou: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT US?.!.?.!
Flo: SHI RUN! (runs at top speed)
Shi: OH GOD HOW THE HELL DID THEY FIND US?.! (runs like lightning)
Sakuma, Kidou: Huh? (looks behind them and an angry mob are coming at high speed) AAAAAAAHH!
Angry mob: COME BACK HERE FLO AND SHI! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA DIE!
Flo: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME TOO?.! SHI WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE IT!
Shi: ME?.! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE IDEA FOR THE ENDING!
Flo: …
Kazemaru: COME BACK HERE JERKS! (uses his machine gun on Flo)
Endou: YOU WONT GET AWAY BASTARDS! (uses his torpedo on Shi)
Flo and Shi: GAAK! FORGIVE US! (continues running)
Fuyuka: (smiling sweetly) Welcome to chapter 4 of Inazuma Eleven! Disaster Zone!
Haruna: Fuyuka-senpai? Why are you smiling oh-so-sweetly?
Fuyuka: I get immunity if I keep on smiling like this for the rest of the chapter! (smiling oh-so-sweetly)
Other IE Cast: NO FAIR!
Domon: But the true question is… WHY ARE THE HOSTS GETTING CHASED?.!
Kidou: If the hosts are getting chased… YES! OH GOD PLEASE CANCEL THE CHAP! OH PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!
Someoka: OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!
Shi: (runs to a wall and presses a hidden blue button)
Angry mob: (the floor under them opens and they fall down) AAAAAH! YOU'LL GET IT FROM US SHI! YOU TOO FLO!
Flo: Spooky… (pants)
Shi: Angry mobs… (pants)
Ichinose: What the hell happened?
Flo: Why don't you read our new story, Today's Special: Valentine's Chocolates?
Shi: Then you'll understand… Anyways! Let's get on with the chapter!
Midorikawa: Sorry for asking but… where are we this time? (sweatdrop)
Flo: We're in a 3-storey jumbo jet!
IE Cast: 3-STOREY?.!
Shi: Yup! The 1st storey which is below us is the fangirl/angry mob room! ^^
Megane: F-fangirl room?
Flo: And the 2nd storey, which we are in now, is where the cockpit is!
HikariKudo24: (opens the cockpit door) HEY GUYS!
IE Cast: (jumps up and hangs onto the roof) GAAH! GUEST STAR A.K.A PILOT!
Flo: O.o…. HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW!
Shirou: She's wearing a pilot outfit!
Atsuya: And she is definitely NOT one of the hosts!
Touko: Which makes it clear that she IS a guest star!
Shi: WOW… due to all of those shows that the other authors made…
Hikari: You guys have gotten REALLY REALLY good in guessing who is the guest star!
Megane: Ne Flo-san
Flo: Nani Megane-kun?
Megane: If we're in a plane… where exactly are we heading?
Flo: No where! XD
Gouenji: And if the guest star/pilot is here… who's controlling this thing?
Hikari: Oopsie…
The plane dives.
Flo: GAAH! HIKARI! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THIS THING ON AUTO-PILOT!
Hikari: KYAAAA! I FORGOT! SORRY SORRY!
Shi: STOP ARGUING! (tries to reach the cockpit) HELP ME!
Atsuya: (releases his grip on one of the seats and kicks a ball at Shi) Eternal Blizzard!
Shi: (gets hit by the ball and was thrown into the cockpit) OW!
Rika: TURN THIS THING AROUNG ALREADY!
Shi: (pushing random buttons)
Flo: THE YELLOW ONE IDIOT!
Shi: (pushes the yellow button)
The plane rises to normal altitude again.
Flo: (strangling Hikari) IF YOU WERE'NT THE GUEST STAR I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!
Hikari: I'M SORRY! GAAK! SORRY!
Fudou: Please don't do something like that ever again…
Hikari: I never will if Flo kills me… GAAK!
Sakuma: I'd rather continue on with the dares than watch this! (cover eyes)
Haruna: But you already have one eye patched…
Sakuma: (blush)
Shi: Now these came from Axeraluvsanime4ever27!
Flo: YOUR SO DEAD HIKARIKUDO24! (strangling Hikari)
Hikari: Omooo~
YAY! Another torture game...
Here are my dares
1. I dare Gouenji to treat everyone to lunch.(no saying no their orders no matter how expensive)
2. I dare Hiroto and Burn to play Hanetsuki (japanese badminton) and whoever wins gets to paint anything on the losers face.
3. I dare everyone to do the caramelldansen.
That's all, hope to be a guest as well...just call me Hikaru.
Sayonara and see you guys in the next chapter
Gouenji: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
Toramaru: But… where are we going to eat?
Shi: That is where the 3rd storey is put to use! It's a small town up there!
IE Cast: WHAT THE (BEEP)?.!
Shi: COME ON! (drags everyone to the 3rd floor)
IE Cast: (jaw on ground) I-It's…
Shi: A REAL TOWN! XP
IE Cast: (anime fall)
Aki: S-so… where are we eating?
Shi: THIS RESTAURANT! (drags everyone to a random restaurant)
Waitress: Uuumm a table for… (insert number of the IE Cast here)?
Shi: Yes!
Everyone: (orders random food)
Gouenji: I'm going to be bankrupt… =_=….
Waitress: Here's the bill! ^^
Gouenji: (looks at the bill and faints)
Shi: (takes the bill) Omooo~ I think we ordered too much!~
Flo: How exactly is too much?
Shi: Only 100 Gazillion Pounds!~
IE Cast: GOUENJI IS DEAD! BUAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKA! HE IS LITERALLY GOING TO DIE!
Gouenji: I… don't have… that much…. moneeeeeeeeeey….
Flo: Going back to the 2nd floor!
Hikari: Onwards towards the next dare!
Hiroto, Burn: How the hell are we going to play Hanetsuki in here?.!
Flo: Fold the chairs!
IE Cast: WHA?
Flo, Shi and Hikari: (folds all the chairs and set up the… things needed for Hanetsuki) THERE!
Burn and Hiroto: Oh god… (starts playing Hanetsuki)
Shi: And Burn shot backs! Hiroto returning it! (babbling about the game)
1 hour later
Shi: My throat! GAAK! IT HURTS!
Flo: AND THE WINNER IS! DING-DING-DING-DING! NO ONE! BOTH OF THEM ARE LOSERS! IT'S A TIE PEOPLE! A TIE!
Burn, Hiroto: OH GOD NO!
Hikari: (gives Hiroto and Burn paintbrushes and black ink) Paint anything!
Burn: Ushishishishishi!
Kogure: HAAAAACCHOOO!
Burn: (writes the word "I LOVE ENDOU-KUN AND MIDORIKAWA-KUN OH AND NOT TO MENTION ULVIDA!" on Hiroto's face) BUAKAKKAKA!
Hiroto: (looks in a mirror) HOLY MOTHER OF HELL! YOU'LL GET IT FROM ME BURN! (writes "HI! MY NAME HARUYA NAGUMO! AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE GAZELLE A.K.A FUUSUKE SUZUNO!)
Burn: WTF! GRRRR! (tackles Hiroto)
Hiroto: GRAAAH!
Everyone: BUAKAKAKKAAK! (rolling on floor laughing)
Hikari: And next is… WHAT THE (BEEP)?.! THE CARAMELLDANSEN?.! NO WAY NO (BEEP)ING WAY!
IE Cast: YES WAY! REVENGE TO THE HOST'S AND GUEST STAR!
Flo: But you guys have to do it too you know…
IE Cast: Yeah the worst part but at least you guys will be doing it too!
Shi: Meanies…
IE Cast: (puff cheeks)
Hikari: SOOOO CUTE! (takes billion of photo's)
IE Cast: HEY!
Flo: ALRIGHT! ENOUGH! DANCE! Except Fuyuka =_="
Fuyuka: YAY! (smiling)
Everyone except Fuyuka: (dance the caramelldansen; warning: cover your eyes or they will shed bloody tears)
Flo: Never in my life I have done a step dance… NEVER AND NEVER AGAIN!
Shi: ENDOU WAS THE FUNNIEST! BUAKAKAKAKKAKA!
Endou: And I still haven't got my revenge on you! (chases Shi)
Shi: AAAWW COME ON! WE'RE IN A DIFFERENT STORY NOW! (runs)
Kazemaru: Same goes for you Flo… (glares at Flo)
Flo: (gulps) N-next batch of dares! (runs)
Hikari: And these came from shef01animetizeGoneM.I.A!
Keep Going!
My DARES:
1. I dare Gouenji to take Haruna out for a nice candle-light dinner. Gouenji HAS to act romantically (I'm a BIG GouenjiXHaruna fan!)
2. I dare Midorikawa to go running in the streets with his shirt and shouting random the Odyssus' lines.
That's it! Can I come in the next chapter?
Gouenji, Haruna: WHAT! NO WAY!
Kidou, Fudou, Sakuma: WE WONT LET YOU!
Hikari: (tackles Kidou, Fudou, Sakuma and ties them up to a post and shoves teddy bears into their mouths) NO DISTURBING!
Gouenji: H-haruna… wa-wanna go out with me?
Haruna: (blush) S-sure?
IE Cast: WHAT? THE COOL AND COLLECTED GOUENJI SHUUYA IS STUTTERING?
Hikari: (pushes them to the edge of the plane where a romantic table for 2 is already laid out)
Gouenji: WHAT THE?.!
Haruna: Uuuhh…
Kidou, Fudou , Sakuma: MMPPPHH!
Hikari: Hehehehe~ Let's leave the two love-birds alone shall we?
Kidou, Fudou, Sakuma: MMMPPPHHH! MMMPPPHHH! MMPPHHMMHHPPP! (struggling)
Hikari: OH JUST SHUT THE (BEEP) UP YOU (BEEP)S!
Kidou, Fudou, Sakuma: (doesn't move an inch)
Fuyuka: (still smiling) Next dare~
Midorikawa: WHAT THE (BEEP)! NO WAY!
Hikari: (smiling sweetly with sparkles all around her) Do it Midorikawa-kun~ (sharpens an axe)
Midorikawa: …. (goes to the 3rd floor of the plane and screaming random Odyssus' lines)
Hikari: Kazemaru-kun and Endou-kun, can you guys just please stop chasing Flo and Shi?~
Kazemaru and Endou: NO WAY! (continues chasing Flo and Shi)
Flo: OH JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!
Shi: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GUYS REALLY DIED! YOU'R STILL BREATHING HERE!
Kazemaru, Endou: WE DON'T CARE! WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!
Someoka: Next batch of dares? (hears a knock on the door) I'll get it…
Hikari: WAIT! SOMEOKA YOU IDIOT! WE'RE IN A PLANE!
Someoka: (opens the plane door) What the-!
Kim: Where… is… Kidou… YUUTO! (barges in)
Flo, Shi: K-KIM! HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET HERE?
Kidou: Uh-oh…
Kim: GIVE ME BACK MY MP3 PLAYER YOU IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU STEAL IT FROM ME! NO WONDER I COULDN'T FIND MY MP3 PLAYER FOR THE LAST 3 CHAPTER'S! (tackles Kidou and wrestles him)
Kidou: GAAAH! SO THIS WAS YOUR'S? HOW SHOULD I KNOW! (runs)
Kim: (chases Kidou around the plane)
Flo: N-next batch of dares!
Shi: From IchiMai!
i love you guys already! can i be the guest star?
here's my dare!
-I dare Kazemaru to play the Pocky game with Midorikawa and kiss
-I dare Fudou to cook Fried Rice for Shi
-I dare Tobitaka to shave his moose,hawk,eagle thing hair
-I dare Hiroto to push Endou off the cliff(muahahaha)
-I dare Sakuma to wear a maid outfit and have *** with Genda(if they don't...I'll rape their soul out)
well...that's my dare!
Flo: Kazemaru! Stop chasing me! You have a dare!
Kazemaru: DARE OR NOT, I'M STILL CHASING YOU! HGGGRRRRR!
Flo: I've had enough of this! (shoots bubblegum at Kazemaru and Endou)
Shi: Phew…
Hikari: I'll get Midorikawa-kun~ (goes to the 3rd floor and grabs Midorikawa)
Midorikawa: If you're fetching me… that means a dare right?
Hikari: Yup!
Midorikawa: NO WAY! NO WAY AM I GONNA PLAY THE POCKY GAME! NO WAY!
Shi: Eh? How did you know?
Midorikawa: It's obvious! Your holding a box of it!
Shi: (whistles) GET HIM! (tackles Midorikawa)
Endou: I WILL NEVER LET ICHIROUTA PLAY THE POCKY GAME WITH MIDORIKAWA!
Everyone: (silence and staring at Endou)
Flo: (sweatdrops and pushes Midorikawa to Kazemaru, who is now stuck on the plane wall)
Endou: NOOoOOO!
Hikari: (shoves a pocky stick into Midorikawa's mouth and the other end into Kazemaru's)
Shi: I don't want to be part of this….
Endou: You better don't… (glares at Shi, Flo and Hikari)
Gouenji: We-we're back
Haruna: (red as a tomato)
Kidou: (still running away from Kim) GOUENJI! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER!
Gouenji, Haruna: (blush harder)
Everyone: (didn't notice that Kazemaru and Midorikawa are kissing)
Hikari: (unties Fudou)
Fudou: GOUENJI! (about to chase Gouenji)
Hikari: (grabs Fudou) You've got a dare idiot.
Fudou: Uuuhh… what is it?
Flo: Cook~ For Shi~
Shi: Oh god…
Fudou: FINALLY! I CAN TORTURE YOU!
Shi: I swear Fudou, if you put gross and icky stuff in that fried rice, I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE MISERABLE THAN IT HAS BEEN! (glaring at Fudou, intently)
Fudou: Make me!
Hikari: Enough talking! More cooking! (shoves Fudou to the kitchen area of the plane)
CLINK! CLANK! CLINK! CLENK!
Shi: Why does that… doesn't sound good at all? (gulp)
Everyone else: We pity you Shi… NOT! MUAKAKAKA! MAKE IT THE WORST FOOD YOU HAVE EVER MADE FUDOU!
Shi: NOOOO!
Flo: As much as I love my brother… BUT I REALLY LOVE SEEING HIM GET TORTURED! MUAHAAHAH! (gives a bowl of worms to Fudou) GO FOR IT FUDOU!
Fudou: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (comes out with a plate of fried rice in his hands)
Shi: I'D RATHER JUMP OFF OF THIS PLANE! (jumps out with a parachute bag)
Everyone: O.o…..
Flo: (takes a spoon and eats the fried rice) HEY! THIS IS AWESOME! (eats more)
Everyone: What the…?
Fudou: I thought that Shi might jump off this plane. That's why I made a good o-
Flo: IT'S NOT GOOD! IT'S (BEEP)ING AWESOME! (continues eating)
Fudou: (sweatdrop) An awesome one for Flo :P
Hikari: I WANT SOME! (joins Flo) OMG! IT IS! (continues eating)
Fuyuka: Next dare!~ (smiling sweetly)
Tobitaka: Why do you have to remind the host and guest star about the dares? (glaring at Fuyuka)
Fuyuka: Because I'll get immunity~
Atsuya: It's not like you HAVE any dares!
Fuyuka: What about the caramelldansen! EVERYONE has to do it! (smiling)
Atsuya: … (lost for words)
Flo: (pushes Tobitaka onto a seat)
Hikari: (shaves off his hair)
Tobitaka: (runs to the 3rd floor and buys a wig) TT_TT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!
Flo and Hikari: Just~ Try~
Tobitaka: (gulps)
Hiroto: GGRR! YOUR DEAD BURN!
Burn: I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO DUST GRAN!
Hikari: (slaps Burn and grabs Hiroto)
Burn: OOOWWW! (holds his cheek)
Gazelle: HAHAHAHAHA! (rolling on floor, laughing)
Flo: Can someone get Endou off the wall?
Kogure: (holds up a dynamite) Ushishishishishi!
Flo: WITHOUT hurting anyone!
Kogure: AWW MAN!
Fidio: I'll get him… (sigh and pulling Endou off the wall) HE'S! STUCK! HELP ME! (still pulling)
Everyone: (helps Fidio to pull Endou)
Endou: Oi oi! Easy with the pulling! WOOAH! (gets pulled out the wall)
Everyone: SUCCESS! IT FELT LIKE PULLING A WOLLY MAMOTH!
Hikari: Now that you're pulled out! Your gonna be pushed out!
Endou: Huh?
Hiroto: But… we're in a PLANE not on EARTH
Flo: Yeah we know that so?
Hiroto: HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF!
Kazemaru: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT! NO WAY! MAMORU-KUN!
Hiroto: N-never mind… I'll push him off the plane (pushes Endou of the plane)
Fuyuka: Did anybody give him a parachute bag?
Everyone: (silence) Ooopsie…
Kazemaru: NOOOOO! (crying)
Everyone: (hears the door knock)
Flo: (shivers) Who, who's THERE! (opens the door and faints)
Hikari: SH-SHI! AND E-ENDOU!
Shi , Endou: Yoh! (peace sign and grinning)
IE Cast: OH GOD! IT'S DUMBO THE ELEPHANT WITH BIG EARS! AND HIS CRICKET!
Dumbo: PPPPRRRRRHHHHHTTT! (Is that how an elephant sounds? O.O)
Shi, Endou: (jumps on the plane)
Kazemaru: MAMORU-KUN! (glomps Endou)
Flo: (facepalm)
Shi: You can say that again sister (grin)
Flo: (facepalm… again)
Shi: By the way (throws a peanut to Dumbo) Thx for the ride :P
Dumbo: (fly away)
Hikari: (grabs Sakuma and Genda)
Sakuma, Genda: HEY!
Flo: I don't have any maid costume so let's ask our Costume/ RolePlaying Specialist! KIM!
Kim: (stops strangling Kidou) WHAT?
Shi: Maid costume for the blue haired and eye-patched dude
Kim: Sure! (takes out a random purse and pulls out a SEXY and HOT maid costume)
Everyone: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!
Kim: Auction :P
Everyone: Aha…
Kim: (shoves the dress on Sakuma)
Genda: (nosebleed)
Hikari: (pushes both of them into the cockpit)
Everyone: (hears the normal things you'll hear if you're eavesdropping someone having ***) O.o…
Kim: (continues strangling Kidou)
Kidou: GAAAH! (swirls in eyes)
Kazemaru, Endou and Angry mob: (continues chasing Flo and Shi)
Flo and Shi: AAAAH! THE ANGRY MOB IS LOOSE! IT'S A STAMPEDE! RUN!
Kidou: (runs from Kim in the same time chasing Gouenji) GOUENJI! TELL ME! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HARUNA!
Fudou: (joins Kidou) TELL! OR DIE!
Gouenji: (runs) No-nothing! I swear!
Haruna: (blushing)
Fuyuka: (still smiling)
Tobitaka: (chases Hikari) I'LL GET YOU FOR SHAVING OFF MY HAIR!
Hikari: EEP! (runs)
Hiroto: Any more chaos?
Burn: Yup!~ (chases Hiroto) WE'RE NOT DONE YET GRAN!
Hiroto: (runs) I'M TIRED ALREADY!
Gazelle: BURN! STOP IT! (chases Burn)
Aki: (sweatdrop) Total DISASTER….
Rika: DAAAAAAAAAARLLING!~
Ichinose: Uh-oh…. (runs away)
The plane suddenly dives.
Flo: WHAT THE (BEEP)! GENDAAAAAAAAA! SAKUMAAAAAAAA!
Genda: IT WAS ACCIDENT! GAAAH!
Sakuma: SOMEONE HELP US! OH GOD!
Aphrodi: HACCCCCHOOO!
Tsunami: YOU CAN STILL SNEEZE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
Aphrodi: I CAN'T HELP IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Plane crash.
Flo and Shi: (strangling Sakuma and Genda) WHO TOLD YOU TO TOUCH THE YELLOW BUTTON? WHO?
Genda and Sakuma: GAAAAH! SORRY! FORGIVENESS WILL BE HIGHLY APPREACIATED!
Hikari: Oww.. my head… wait… I'm ALIVE! ALIVE!
IE Cast: WE'RE ALIVE! YEAAAHOOO!
Megane: Uuummm but where are we?
Flo and Shi: (stops) Uuumm… don't know?
Kidou: Look! We're in SCOTLAND!
Kim: Oh shut up mop-head! (tackles Kidou)
Fudou: AHAHAHHA! A NEW NICKNAME FOR GOGGLE-FACE!
Shi: Look… theres a vehicle! But it looks familiar…
MizuKi: OH MY (BEEP)ING! IT'S SHI! AND FLO!
Shi: Mi-mizuKi? I WANT MY JEEP BACK! GIVE IT BACK! (leaves Genda and starts chasing MizuKi)
MizuKi: AAAH! (drives away in Shi's jeep)
Flo: I'm tired… before we end this chapter… I'll let you guys know that we are sorry for the late update! It's because we were too focused on our Valentine's Special! Please read it and send more dares here! ARIGATOU GOZAIMASHTA! (faints)
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