Chapter 9: Domon's Disaster

Child: Mummy! Mummy! Hurry up! The show is about to start!

Mother: I'm coming! Where are your sister and brother and father?

Sister, brother and father: We're already in the living room!

Child: (turns on TV)

Mother: (sits on couch)

TV Anchor: We're sorry to interrupt this programme but Disaster Zone will never air on this channel again. It seems that- WOAH!

Flo and Yuu: (jumps on the TV Anchor) WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO CANCEL OUR SHOW? ? ! ! !

Director: YEAH! GET HIM SIBLINGS! !

Aki: (appears in front of the TV) Minna! Welcome to chapter 9 of Disaster Zone!

Everyone at home: (sweat drops)

Flo: (shoots rocks at the TV Anchor using her bazooka) That's what you get when you cancel our show~ ~ (sings 'That's what you get' – Paramore)

Yuu: (beating the crap out of him)

Director: Go Flo~ Go Yuu~

Yuu: (gives him one kick in the stomach and the TV Anchor goes for a little swim in the Pacific)

IE Cast: (sweat drops)

Flo: Everyone okay?

IE Cast: (nods quickly)

Flo: (walks past the IE Cast to the toilet) Good, now I need to wash my hands. Yuu, take over!

Yuu: (rolls eyes) Well, where's our guest star?

Flo: (comes back running and jumps on Yuu) EEEEPPP! A GHOST! A ZOMBIE! A TOILET ZOMBIE! GAAAAH! ! ! MY HEART IT HURTS! (faints)

Aquella: (walks out of the toilet) Why is she so afraid of me? O.O

Everyone: (sweat drops)

Yuu: (sigh and places Flo on a sofa) She can't be surprised or else this will happen… So tell me Aquella, you jumped on her in the toilet right?

Aquella: (laughs nervously) Ehehehe….

Yuu: High-five!

Aquella: You're a bad big brother, you know that?

Yuu: (vein pop) Dares for today are from…

Aquella: Moondust107! !

Is it too late to give dares? I have some... hehehe...

1. I dare Tsunami to go to the dirty market full of dead fish and all sorts of sea animals (Let's see how he reacts)...

2. Just wondering... Can you let Endou tell the brand name of his shorts boxer's?

3. I dare Hiroto to tell everything he feels about Mido-kun... If he doesn't admit all... Hit him with a mallet!

4.I dare Atsuya and Shirou to act like spongebob and patrick, Patrick-Atsuya Spongebob-Shirou Squidward=Someoka...

5.I dare Genda to sing "like a G6" or "Dynamite" infront of Sakuma, first let him drink beer to make him drunk while singing.

6. I dare yuuto and fudou to have a date for 2 hours... they can't hit each other... either if one of them is the boy or the girl...

7. Just wondering again, Is gouenji's hair really like that or wax or gel is the thing he uses to make it stand u like that?

8. Wonderin again, does Fudou use anything, a product to make his eyes look so pretty?

That's all I've got... anyway call me denzel... I would want to be a gueststar here... :))

Yuu: (pushing Tsunami into a taxi) Good luck dude, you're going to need it!

Taxi drives off

Everyone: (stays quiet)

Tsunami: (screaming from the dirty market) AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE! ! ! ! ! !

Everyone: Wow… Did that tree just shook?

Endou: I don't even know the brand name of my boxers… O.O

Everyone: (facepalm) An idiot as always….

Hiroto: (immediately duct tapes his mouth)

Yuu: (holding a mallet) You do know this thing is made of gold… right?

Hiroto: O.O… (rips the duct tape off of his mouth) YOW! ! ! RYUUJI-KUN! ! I LOVE YOU! ! ! (realizes this, facepalm) I hate myself…

Midorikawa: (blushes hard)

Yuu: That all?

Hiroto: Uummm yes?

Yuu: (holds the mallet higher)

Hiroto: Uuhh uuuhh! I LOVE HIS HAIR! ! O.O… What did I just say?

Yuu: Correction, admit.

Midorikawa: (holds his hair) O.O?

Yuu: (throws the mallet out the window) Next dare!

Tsunami: (gets hit by the mallet, screams) OW! YUU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Yuu: (sweat drops)

Atsuya: … I AM NOT GOING TO BE THAT STUPID STARFISH CALLED 'PATRICK'! ! !

Yuu: AWESOME! ANOTHER PLAY! XD

Flo: (mumbles something) I… Love…

Everyone: (suddenly turns around to Flo and stays quiet)

Flo: Bread~ -3-

Everyone: (anime fall)

Flo: (slowly wakes up) I just had the weirdest dream…

Aquella: And I'm guessing I'm in it…

Flo: (stares at Aquella) Nope… It was one of the IE boys… (yawns and gets up from the sofa) A play eh? AHAAHAH! ATSU-NII-CHAN IS GOING TO BE PATRICK STAR!

Everyone: No doubt that she was dreaming about Ichinose…

Atsuya: I'm going to slay that Moondust107…

Aquella: (shows a picture of Moondust107 to Atsuya)

Atsuya: (sees it and rips it into pieces like a wild dog)

Yuu: OH JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

Someoka: Wait a minute…. I'm Squidward Tennisballs? !

Shirou: Spongebob is so cute~

Deep in the ocean…

Trio: (sneezes) HACHOO!

Squidward: This is your entire fault, Spongebob!

Spongebob: (laughs)

Patrick: Aw, Squidward Tennisballs is afraid of Santa Claus…? HOHOHO!

Squidward: IT'S TENTACLES! SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!

TV Anchor: Hey… I CAN BREATHE DOWN HERE!

Back at the studio

Shirou: (laughs like Spongebob)

Atsuya: (vein pop) Hey, Spongebob! Let's go jellyfishing!

Shirou: Come on Patrick!

Someoka: (opens his house window) WOULD YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN? ! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!

Everyone: OH OUR GUCCI! AHAHAH! XXDD (drops on ground laughing)

Shirou: (flipping Krabby Patties)

Someoka: Spongebob! One Krabby Pattie! No cheese!

Shirou: Right on Squidward!

Atsuya: Hey, Spongebob!

Shirou: Hey, Patrick! Want a Krabby Pattie? (gives Atsuya the one without cheese and gives Squidward the one with cheese)

Squidward: SPONGEBOB! I TOLD YOU NO CHEESE!

Everyone: (clutching guts) ARK! TOO FUNNY! CAN'T BREATHE!

Flo: (wipes away a tear) Ne-next dare! XXDD

Yuu: Instead of using beer, let's just use Sting, I wanna see its effects on Genda (smiles evilly)

Genda: Oh God…

Aquella: (shoves a bottle of Sting down Genda's throat) :D!

Genda: (gets drunk, hiccup)

Sakuma: (gets worried)

Genda: (takes a deep breath and…)

Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6

Genda: (hangs on Sakuma)

Sakuma: (sweatdrop) GAAH! GENDA! WAKE UP!

Genda:

Gimme that Mo-Moet
Gimme that Cry-Crystal
Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild
Get them bottles Popping, we get that drip and that drop
Now give me 2 more bottles cause you know it don't stop

Hell Yeah
Drink it up, drink-drink it up,
When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk
They be acting like they drunk, acting-acting like they drunk
When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk

Genda: (continues to sing the song)

Sakuma: (trying to stabilize himself and Genda) AWW MAN! GENDA! KNOCK OUT OF IT!

Everyone: O.O… Never thought Genda had such… such a voice… O.O

Flo: Wish I could watch the two on the date… (sigh)

Kidou and Fudou: Who?

Yuu: You guys… Who else?

Kidou and Fudou: WHAT? ! (gets shoved out of the studio)

Director: CAMERAMAN 2! FOLLOW THE TWO!

Cameraman 2: HAI! (chases after the two)

Flo: (thumbs up)

Director: (thumbs up back)

Gouenji: Like Tobitaka, I had this hair ever since I was born (roll eyes)

Yuu: We are SO not going to go, WHAT IS THAT TRUE all over again, like the time with Tobitaka… (roll eyes)

Flo: Instead…

Gouenji: (stares at everyone)

Everyone: OH OUR GUCCI! ! REALLY? ? ! ! ! THAT'S SO COOL AND AWESOME! ! ! !

Gouenji: (anime fall)

Flo: Wanna wait for the two?

Aquella: I guess it doesn't hurt to wait 1 hour and 45 minutes, ne?

3 hours later…

Flo: (gets mad) OH FOR THE LOVE OF MY BELOVED TORAMARU! WHERE THE HELL DID THOSE TWO GO? ? ! ! ! !

Toramaru: Be-beloved TORAMARU…? ? ! !

Yuu: And for a second there I thought she was going to say Kazuya….. WAIT… SHE SAID WHAT? ? ! ! !

Everyone: (shocked like hell) SHE SAID WHAT? ? ? ! ! ! !

Flo: (realizes this) I freaking hate myself… (hides in emo corner) I'm going to kill you Kidou and Fudou…

Rika: YAHOO! FLO DOESN'T LOVE DARLING ANYMORE! (chases after Ichinose) Darling~

Ichinose: EEP! WHO'S GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM HER NOW? !

Everyone: Nobody…

Ichinose: Ouch… That hurt… (continues to run away from Rika)

Yuu: (pokes Flo's back with a stick) You're not having a fever are you?

Flo: You wouldn't understand stupid brother…

Door slams open

Flo: (jerks head up) FUDOU! KIDOU!

Two lovers: EEP!

Flo: (grabs Fudou by the collar) WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YOUR EYES SO MUCH? ? ! ! ! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE BIT!

Fudou: (roll eyes) I was born with it!

Flo: (vein pop) I'M GETTING SICK OF THE 'I'm born with it' ANSWER! (drags Fudou into a closet and starts releasing her anger on him)

Fudou: AAIIEE! ! ! WHAT DID I DO? ? ! ! !

Kidou: (notices Rika chasing Ichinose) Why isn't Flo stopping that…?

Everyone: Why is your face red?

Kidou: (takes a step back) What are you guys talking about?

Everyone: Did Fudou do something to you?

Kidou: Why do you want to know?

Everyone: Why are you not stopping asking us questions?

Kidou: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? !

Cameraman 2: (turns on the TV and the video tape of Kidou and Fudou's date airs on it) Enjoy people~

Kidou: O.O! AAAH! (busts the TV)

Everyone: Very suspicious… Hhhmmm…

The door to the closet was thrown open and Fudou comes flying out

Flo: Aaaahh… That felt good (cracks knuckles) Next batch of dares!

Fudou: Call… 911…

Aquella: (calls 911) Fudou! You're going to be okay! Hang on there!

Yuu: (slams Flo's head with the mallet) ARE YOU LOSING YOUR SANITY WOMAN? !

Flo: (faints)

Yuu: … Make a second call Aquella, just in case Flo suddenly wakes up I won't need to call the ambulance… (puts Flo on the sofa again, hides in his room)

Aquella: (sweat drops)

Flo: (mumbles something again) I… can't… hear…

Everyone: (stops whatever they are doing and keeps quiet)

Flo: (tear rolls down cheeks) Can't… hear… him… scream… again…

Everyone: (panics) DI-DID SHE JUST CRIED? ? ! ! !

Ichinose: (frozen)

Rika: What the hell is she babbling about? Do you know anything about this darling?

Ichinose: Uuumm… n-no…

Aquella: (sigh) NEXT BATCH OF DARES FROM SukiKimura! ! !

Cool chapters!Here are my batch of dares;

1-I dare Hiroto to dye his hair green and Midorikawa has to dye his hair red

2-I dare Asuko(the baby from Ch.5 that KazEndou took care of) to follow Kazemaru wherever he goes

3-I dare Burn and Gazelle to watch the movie he hate the most

4-Tachimukai and Midorikawa have to go on a date,with Tsunami and Hiroto watching

5-Natsumi must tell Aki how she feels about her

6-Sakuma has to kiss Haruna for 30 minutes,then Fudou has to kiss her for 30 minutes as well and Haruna must decide which kiss was better

That's all my dares!Oh,can my OC,Katsura,guest star?If not,it's !

Yuu: (jumps from the second floor to the IE Cast) DID I JUST HEAR YOU GUYS SCREAMING FLO CRIED?

Everyone: (points at Flo) IN HER SLEEP!

Yuu: (glares at a certain someone, sigh) Aquella, do me a favour and take care of the show for a while, I've got something to do with Flo… (drags Flo upstairs) You owe me big time, Flo…

Aquella: (devilish smile and turns around to face the IE Cast) Ushishishishishi~ (holds two bottle of hair dye)

Hiroto and Midorikawa: O.o… OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO! ! !

Aquella: (tackles the two) HIYAH! (dyes Hiroto's hair green and Midorikawa red) OH MY GUCCI! THEY LOOK SO CUTE! GAAH! HIROTO YOUR NEW HAIR COLOUR MATCHES YOUR EYES!

Midorikawa: GAAH! I LOOK HORRIBLE!

Hiroto: THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME! THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME! (pulling his hair)

Aquella: Hey, where are Asuka and the other babies anyway?

Asuka: (falls from the heavens onto Kazemaru) Gougou Gaga…

Kazemaru: ACK! (runs into a room)

Asuka: (follows Kazemaru)

Kazemaru: (runs out of the room and jumps on Endou) EEEPP! GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!

Asuka: (jumps on Endou too)

Endou: Urgh.. Too… Heavy… (falls)

Kazemaru: AAAH! (falls too)

Asuko: (falls along with Kazemaru and Endou)

Burn and Gazelle: The movie we hate the most…? That would be…

Everyone: (stays quiet)

Burn and Gazelle: Titanic?

Everyone: WHAT? ? ? ! ! ! YOU GUYS HATE THAT MOVIE? ? ? ! ! !

Burn and Gazelle: (shrugs) We guess.

Aquella: (crack knuckles) You guys are going to pay for hating that movie… (drags the two into a movie theatre, locks the door using a broom) Ushishishishishi~

Burn and Gazelle: AAAAAHH! THE HORROR OF THE ROMANCE IN IT! ! ! ! OUR EYES! GAAAAH! THAT WOMAN'S CRAZY!

Tachimukai and Midorikawa: EEEEH? ? ! ! !

Midorikawa: YOU DYED MY HAIR RED AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM? ? ! ! ! (points accusing finger to Tachimukai)

Aquella: Yeah, the dare said that :P

Tachimukai: NO WAY! EVEN I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM! (points back at Midorikawa)

Tsunami and Hiroto: (grows fangs) WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU!

Aquella: (whistling and lights up a match)

Tsunami, Tachimukai, Hiroto and Midorikawa: O.o? What the hell are you doing?

Aquella: (smirks and holds up a dynamite)

Kogure: O.O! (looks at his pocket) O.O! ! MY DYNAMITE! SHE STOLE MY DYNAMITE!

IE Cast: OH HELL! ! ! TACHIMUKAI! MIDORIKAWA! JUST GO ALREADY!

Tachimukai and Midorikawa: H-HAI! (runs off)

Tsunami and Hiroto: AIE! (chases after the two)

Aquella: (laughing like mad on the floor) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! !

Aki: (looks at Natsumi) Hhhhmm?

Natsumi: ….

IE Cast: (tapping feet) We're waiting~

Natsumi: …

Aquella: (lights up another match and brings the dynamite closer) Anybody got any duct tape so I can stick it to Natsumi?

Kogure: (raises hand up)

Natsumi: GAAAH! OKAY! OKAY! Uumm… I think Aki SHOULD JUST LEAVE ENDOU ALONE! (angry face) HE'S MINE!

Aki: (sweat dropped)

Endou: (clueless face) What's going on here?

IE Cast: (cough, drops to the floor and laughing like crazy) KAKAKAKAKAAKKAKAKAKAKAKA!

Aquella: (satisfied face) GOOD!

Flo: (skips down the stairs happily) Lalalala~

IE Cast: She looks okay…

Yuu: (climbs down the stairs) Of course she's okay, what do you expect?

IE Cast: We we're expecting her to blow up…

Flo: (looking puzzled) Why would I blow up?

Aquella: Because of this, (shoves the Ichinose-hugging Rika to her)

Flo: (looking even more confused) So what? Let her be!

Rika: (looking happy) YATTA! Darling~ Now we can get married easily!

Ichinose: (pale) Help…

IE Cast and Aquella: (jaw drop, slowly turns to Yuu) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER? ? ! ! !

Yuu: (whistling) Uuumm… Domon…. Look out…

Domon: Huh? (looks elsewhere)

Flo: (jumps on Domon) KYAAAAAAAH! ! ! !~ ~ ~

IE Cast and Aquella: (jaw gets wider) THE HELL? ? ! ! !

Domon: (wide-eyes) GET-GET HER OFF ME!

Flo: (hugging Domon)

Ichinose: (wider eyes)

Yuu: (whistling) Moving on!

Kidou: (gets ready with knives bazooka)

Yuu: Isn't that Mai's bazooka?

Kidou: Hell to the no! This one's mine! (aims at Fudou and Sakuma)

Fudou and Sakuma: (gulps) OH PLEASE LORD KIDOU YUUTO! PLEASE DON'T KILL US! IT IS A DARE! AND WE SHALL NEVER DO IT EVER AGAIN AFTER THIS! (begging position, thinking of more begging sentences that could save their lives)

Kidou: (flowers surrounding him) Lord?~ I like the sound of that~ (dispose the bazooka) VERY WELL! THOU CAN KISS MY LITTLE SISTER! BUT NO MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES FOR EACH OF YOU!

IE Cast: (anime fall)

Aquella: OH MAN! (opens a door) Sorry guys… It looks like Kidou is allowing this (closes the door)

Kidou's fangirls: OH MAN!

Haruna: TT-TT Onii-chan…

Sakuma: (gulps) Lord, spare my life! (kisses Haruna)

Haruna: (kiss back)

Haruna's fanboys: OUR HARUNA! ! ! ! NOOOOOO!

Flo: Fan… Boys… (still hugging Domon, sucks thumb)

Yuu: That's… new…

Domon: Help…..

30 minutes later…

Kidou: (vein popping)

Haruna and Sakuma: (break kiss, breathing hard, blush)

Haruna's fanboys: YES! ! ! ! FINALLY! !

Fudou: (bows in front of Kidou) Lord, may I?

Fudou's fangirls: NOOOO! AKIO-KUN! WHY STOOP SO LOW TO WORSHIP GOGGLE EYES? ? ! ! !

Kidou's fangirls: YOU CALLED OUR LORD WHAT? ? ! ! !

Fudou's fangirls: GOGGLE EYES, YOU HEARD US! GOGGLE EYES! GOGGLES EYES! ! !

Kidou's fangirls: OH YOU GIRLS ASKED FOR IT! ! ! (each girl has a penguin launcher) FIRE! ! ! ! (rain of penguins)

Fudou's fangirls: (each has a banana canon) COUNTER ATTACK! ! ! ! COUNTER ATTACK! ! ! ! (rain of bananas)

Everyone: (sweat drop and anime fall)

Aquella: WORLD WAR FOR LOVE! ! ! WWFL! ! ! This might go to history!

Sakuma's fangirls: (glaring at Haruna) YOU SHALL NOT LIVE GLASSES! ! ! !

Haruna: (sweat drops)

Haruna's fanboys: (glaring at Sakuma) YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT EYE-PATCH! ! ! ! !

Sakuma: (chokes on juice) E-Eye-patch? (sweat drops)

Sakuma's fangirls: LIKE WE'LL ALLOW THAT! ! ! ! (the girls jumps on the boys with arm loads of red penguins)

Haruna's fanboys: (each holding a laptop, smacking the fangirls) WE SHALL NOT LET YOU TOUCH OUR HARUNA-HIME! ! ! ! ! !

Aquella: WOOHOO! ! ! WWFL 2! ! ! !

Haruna: (sweat drops more) Hime…? Doesn't that mean princess?

Kidou: Can we get a move on?

Flo: Yes, Fudou-san, kiss the girl…

Yuu: OI OI! ! ! WERE WE SHOT BACK TO THE SIXTEENTH CENTURY OR SOMETHING? ? ! ! ! !

Fudou: (shrugs)

Fudou's fangirls: NOOO! ! ! AKIO-KUN!

Kidou's fangirls: (shoots more penguins and the penguins covered Fudou's fangirls) YES! ! ! VICTORY! ! THE VICTORY WITHIN THE EYES! ! !

Kidou: (anime fall) They had just screamed my character song title…

Fudou: (kiss Haruna)

Haruna: (kiss back)

Kidou: (staring at the WWFL and then at the WWFL 2)

Another 30 minutes later

Fudou and Haruna: (break kiss, breathing hard, blush)

Aquella: So Haruna-chan (dances around Haruna) Who's better?

Haruna: (redder than the reddest red)

Haruna's fanboys: (holding laptops at Sakuma, then at Fudou, then at Sakuma, then at Fudou, continuing…)

Kidou's fangirls: (staring at Haruna for the answer, still chiming) Yes~ We won~ We won~

Fudou's fangirls: CHOOSE AKIO-KUN! ! ! HE HAS THE BETTER KISS! ! ! WE'RE SURE OF IT! ! ! !

Sakuma's fangirls: NO! ! ! IT HAS TO BE JIROU-KUN! ! ! ! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! ! ! !

Fudou and Sakuma: (anime fall and blush)

Haruna: (glowing red) Its…. Its… (on the verge of tears) UWAAAAA! ! ! ! ONII-CHAN! ! ! (jumps on Kidou)

Kidou's fangirls, Haruna's fanboys, Fudou's fangirls, Sakuma's fangirls, IE Cast, Aquella, Yuu, Flo: ONII-CHAN? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

Kidou: (gets knives bazooka and aims at everybody, glaring)

Aquella: (pouts) NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER! ! !

Kidou: Try it (reloads more knives)

Aquella: (gulps)

Yuu: Let's go to the next dare?

Tsunami: (smacks Yuu using the golden mallet) THERE'S NO MORE IDIOT! And… REVENGE! ! ! !

Yuu: (swirls in eyes and faints) Ooowwwy~~

Flo: (pokes Yuu using her toe) He's dead

Domon: Flo, can't you… let me go…

Flo: (hugs Domon tighter) NO! ! ! I DON'T WANT TO! ! !

Aquella: Okay, WHAT THE HELL DID YUU DO TO HER? ? ? ! ! !

Fudou's fangirls: WHO CARES WHAT HE'S DONE TO HER? ? ! ! ! AKIO-KUN'S THE BETTER KISSER, THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT! ! ! ! ! WE'LL KISS HIM TO MAKE SURE! ! ! ! ! !

Sakuma's fangirls: THE HELL? ? ! ! ! ! JIROU-KUN'S KISS IS WAY MORE SWEETER! ! ! ! ! ! WE'RE GONNA PROVE IT! ! !

Sakuma: (sweat drop) Wanna make a break for it Fudou?

Fudou: … Definitely …

Sakuma and Fudou: (runs for their lives)

Sakuma's and Fudou's fangirls: AH! ! ! ! WAIT FOR US! ! ! ! ! ! (chases Sakuma and Fudou around)

Sakuma and Fudou: GAAAAAAAAHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GO AWAY YOU FREAKING FANGIRLS! ! ! ! !

Haruna's fanboys: Haruna-hime! Are you alrig- (gets blown by penguins)

Kidou's fangirls: (holding canons) LEAVE THE GIRL IN OUR LORD'S ARMS! ! ! ! ! !

Flo: (still hugging Domon)

Domon: At least she's not kissing me… (sigh) No choice…. (hugs back)

Domon's fangirls: NOOOO! ! ! ! !

Flo: (smiles happily)

Aquella: This. Is. One. Weird. Chapter…

Aki: You can say that again…

Rika: (still babbling about her future with Ichinose, hugging him too)

Ichinose: TT-TT Help me! ! ! !

Mark and Dylan: … Are our two teammates okay…?

Fideo: I… Don't… Think So..

Tsunami: (hitting Yuu's head with the golden mallet) REVENGE! REVENGE! ! REVENGE! ! ! ! (out of control, smashing everything) WOOHOO! ! !

Tachimukai: GAAAAH! ! ! ! A CRAZY SURFER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ! ! !

Natsumi: (runs) AQUELLA! CLOSE THE DAMNED CHAPTER! ! ! (gets hit by a shoe) THE FUCK? ? ! !

Kidou's fangirls: (out of penguins, throwing shoes at Haruna's fanboys)

Haruna's fanboys: (dodges the shoes, uses the laptops to smack away any incoming shoes) MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! THE POWER OF HARUNA-HIME! ! !

Aquella: HAI! ! ! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING INAZUMA ELEVEN! DISASTER ZONE! CHAPTER NINE! ! PLEASE SEND IN MORE DARES! ! ! (gets hit by the golden mallet) OWWWWWW! ! ! ! (faints)

At the houses around the world

People: (dying because of limited oxygen because of laughing too hard)

Hospitals: (damn busy)

Police: (turns on sirens)

Fuyuka: … (head pops out) … THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN CHAOS! ! ! ! ! WHAT THE FUCKING DAMNED HELL HAPPENED? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

IE Cast: FUYUKA? ? ! ! ! !