Monday, June 25, 2012

Chapter 7: Flo's Disaster


Somewhere…
Flo: (making fish sounds) Blob… blob… blob…
'Disaster Zone!' studios…
Yuu: (runs frantically to the IE Cast) HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN FLO? ? ? ! ! ! !
IE Cast: Uuhh no, why?
Yuu: SHE'S MISSING! ! ! ! ! !
Ichinose, Fubuki Twins and Aphrodi: WHAAAAAAAT? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
Others: YAY!
Yuu, Ichinose, Fubuki Twins and Aphrodi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS YAYING ABOUT? ? ! !
Others: That means this show will have to be canceled~
Everyone: (hears a knock on the door)
Yuu, Ichinose, Fubuki Twins and Aphrodi: (runs frantically to the door and opens it) O.o…. WHAT THE HELL! FLO! YOU OKAY? ? ! ! !
Flo: (soaking wet) I'm fine you (beep)ing idiots… (walks in and into her changing room)
Everyone: What the HELL happened? O.O
IchiMai: I'll tell you guys what's wrong…
Everyone: GGGGOOOAAALL! ! ! ! Wait…. There's no soccer match here… =.="
IchiMai: Uhm Hello?
Everyone: EEEEP! A RAT!
IchiMai: GIRL BEING IGNORED HERE! HELLLO!
Everyone: Oh hi… (waves at IchiMai) WAIT! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN!
IchiMai: T-T Nevermind… T-T
Yuu: YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT FLO RIGHT? TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! (shaking IchiMai, hard)
IchiMai: Ooohh…. Mmmyyy…. Gggodd… (getting dizzy)
Aphrodi: Yu-kun! Let her go!
Yuu: Oh, uuhh sorry (sweatdrops and let's her go)
IchiMai: I'll tell you what happened to Flo…
Everyone: WHAT?
IchiMai: She jumped off a cliff…..
SILENCE….
Yuu, Ichinose, Fubuki Twins and Aphrodi: SHE DID WHAT THE HELL? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
IchiMai: But then I saved her! Nya! X3
Y,I,FT and A: (hugs IchiMai) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
IchiMai: HEY HEY LET ME GO! I WANTED TO KISS MY ICHIROUTA!
Kazemaru: Wha? ? ? (gets kissed by IchiMai)
Everyone: (stares at the two) Go Kazemaru, go Kazemaru, Go Kazemaru!~
Flo: (bust down the changing room door) Me back… =.=
Ichinose: FLO!
Flo: (ignoring Ichinose) Dares… and to S-C-T you'll have to wait for your turn to guest star, then you're dares will be up
IchiMai: (blushing and releases Kazemaru) From HikariKudo24!
IE Cast: WHAT? NO WAY! NOT HER AGAIN!
Flo: Live with it, idiots… =.=
Loving the story! Can I gueststar next chapter? Here are some dares!
1. I dare Shirou #1 to make out with Fuyuppe
2. I dare Gouenji to use his bakunetu screw on Natsumi
3. I dare Fudou to eat tomatoes and Tsunami to eat carrots (I know they hate those food)
4. I dare Kidou to be stuck in a room full of hungry cats
5. I dare Endou to be thrown to the sharks (fangirls)
6. I dare Hiroto to do 10 360s on a skateboard nonstop
Flo: (tying Yuu up) Better shut up my oh-so-lovable-brother~ (cute and sparkly smile but eerie aura surrounding her)
Yuu: What's going to happen?
IchiMai: This! (shoves Shirou#1 into a room with Fuyuka)
Yuu: M-MY FUYUPPE! ! ! ! (crying his heart out)
Flo: And I thought I cried louder…
Everyone: (silence)
Flo: WHAT?
Everyone: But you do cry louder than him…
Flo: Fine… next da-
Gouenji: Bakunetsu Screw!
Natsumi: (gets thrown into a big cosy pillow) How did this thing end up here? O.O!
Flo: Be grateful Natsumi… I'm kind of nice to the girls today… but for the boys… (sparks in eyes and eerie aura)
IE Boys: (gulps)
IE Girls: Yay! Love you Flo! ^^
Flo: Except for Urabe of course :P
Rika: Knew I couldn't trust her…
Fudou: T-Tomatoes…
Tsunami: Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca…
Tachimukai: D-Did Tsunami-san sang the Cha-cha-cha? ? ! ! O.O
IchiMai: (goes out and then comes back) Me bought Carrots and Tomatoes! X3
Fudou and Tsunami: (faints)
Flo: Tachimukai, Touko, Sakuma, Kidou and Haruna… would you guys please do the honour of shoving these foods into their mouths?
T, T, S, K and H: SURE! (starts shoving the food into their mouths)
Kogure: … Flo-sama…
Flo: What?
Kogure: (whispers something into Flo's ears)
Flo: (smirking getting wider and eviller; whispers something back to Kogure)
Kogure: (runs into the kitchen and bring back a drink) Ushishishishishishi! Here's your drink! XD
Flo: (drinks the red liquid)
Aki: W-wait… isn't t-that
Everyone: STING! OH MY GOD! YUU DO SOMETHING!
Yuu: (still crying) GET SHIROU AND FUYUPPE OUT OF THERE FIRST! T-T
Shirou and Fuyuppe: (suddenly comes out of the room) We didn't even do anything (sweatdrops)
Yuu: YES!
Flo: (shaking)
Kogure: Ushishishishi!
IE Cast: KOGURE! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE FLO STING? ? ! ! !
Flo: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (jumping around like a kangaroo)
Burn: (gets jumped by Flo) OW…
Gazelle: FLO! NICE ONE! XD
Flo: WOOOOHOOO! ME WANT TO KILL SAKUMA, MEGANE, KAZUYA-KUN AND URABE! YIIIIPPEE! (starts chasing the 4 with a blow torch)
4 people: OMG! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO HER! AAAAAHH!
Kogure: Sting has gotten into her ! ! ! ! Ushishishishishi XXDD
Haruna: KOGURE!
Kogure: EEP! CONTINUE WITH THE DARES PLEASE! (grabs Kidou)
Everyone: Wow… he's STRONG O.O
Kidou: Oi… let me go!
Outside the studio…
Flo: (leaves the 4) NYA! COME AND FOLLOW ME KITTY CATS! NYA! X3 (skips to the studio)
Cats: Nya! (follows Flo) :3
Sakuma, Megane, Ichinose and Rika: Wha? O.O?
Inside…
Kidou: HEY! LET ME GO!
Kogure: Nope! (throws Kidou into a room)
Flo: (bust down the door) NYA! X3
Cats: NYA! :3
Flo: Nya nya nya nya!
Cats: NYA! (makes roger sign and goes in Kidou's room)
Kidou: O.O"" NOOOOOO! HELP ME! AAAH! (starts scratching the wall)
Cats: NYA! NYA! NYA! XX33
Flo: GO KITTY CATS! X3 (closes the door; starts singing Call me when you're sober – Evanescence)
Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.
Should I let you fall?
Lose it all?
So maybe you can remember yourself.
Can't keep believing,
We're only deceiving ourselves .
And I'm sick of the lie,
And you're too late.
IE Cast: I wonder if she's singing it to Ichinose or Kidou…
Flo: NONE OF THOSE TWO! NYA! XX33 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO IS IT! XD
Yuu: I know who's she's singing it for (evil smirk) It's he-
Flo: (kicks Yuu's face) OH SHUT UP MY LOVEABLE BROTHER!
Yuu: (gets thrown outside)
Flo: (acts like a cute little cat and walking on her knees and palms) Meow~
IchiMai: Next dare… (grabs Endou who was about to ride 'Majin' to run away)
Endou: Too late… T-T
Kazemaru: (opens the fangirl door)
Endou: NOOO! KAZEMARU YOU TRAITOR!
IchMai: Arigatou ne, Ichi-chan! ^^ (throws Endou into the room and slams the door shut)
Kazemaru: :) You're welcome
IchiMai: (blush)
Endou: Hammer of Wrath! Don't you girls dare come near me! AAAAAAAH!
Yuu: (comes back in; knocks Flo's head with a hammer) WAKE UP IDIOT!
Others: But she is awake…
Flo: Nya! (jumps on Sakuma and starts biting his ear)
Sakuma: (blushing) GET THIS GIRL OFF OF ME!
Genda, Haruna: (pulling Flo) GET OFF HIM! GET OFF HIM!
Others: (sweatdrops)
Yuu: Y-you can borrow my skateboard Hiroto… (gives Hiroto his skateboard)
Hiroto: Th-thanks… you won't get mad if I break it, will you?
Yuu: Nope… cause I got more of those (pulls a rope and a curtain rises, revealing 40 racks filled with skateboards)
Everyone: WOAH…
Hiroto: (tries to do 360's; falls) OH MY GOD! MY HEAD! IT HUUUURTS!
Midorikawa, Ulvida: HIROTO! ARE YOU OKAY? (glares at each other)
Hiroto: (sweatdrops)
Flo: (finally jumps off of Sakuma) Meow~ (crawls to the kitchen)
Sakuma: (ears red) My ears T-T
Genda, Haruna: I'M GOING TO GET YOU NEKO FLO!
Flo: (turns her head around and stands up) What the hell are you guys talking about?
Everyone: Did the effects of Sting wear off?
Flo: (walks normally to Someoka) Who are you?
Someoka: YOSHA! SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER! I'M FREE! (tries to run to the door but got caught by Yuu) Uh-oh…
Yuu: She doesn't but I do =.=
Flo: Huh? (tilts head to the right)
IchiMai: Next batch of dares!
Kazemaru: From shef01animetizeGoneM.I.A!
Gouenji and Haruna: Oh (beep)…
...
HAHAHAHAHA! Ow.
My stomach hurts.
AWESOME chapter! More disaster needed!
Poor Gouenji...first going bankrupt then Kidou after his life...
Can I guest star! Pretty please!
DARES:
1. I dare Gouenji to kiss Haruna.. in front of EVERYONE. (Tie Kidou please)
2. I dare Someoka to reveal one embarrassing secret.
3. I dare Kidou to... dance with Fudou!
Gouenji and Haruna: Told yah =.=" WHY GOD? WHY?
Aphrodi: …
Everyone: Eh? You're not sneezing?
Aphrodi: A-actually CHI I-I'm T-T-Trying CHI T-To H-Hold It… HAAACCCHOOOO!
Everyone: (drops on ground laughing)
Aphrodi: =.="""
Flo: Alrighty love birds! Get going and kiss! X3
Gouenji and Haruna: (blush and kiss)
Kidou: (bust down the door) GET ME OUT OF H- (stares at Haruna and Gouenji) Gouenji… GO MY CATS! ATTACK THE PLATINUM BLONDE HAIRED BOY! ! ! ! !
Cats: NYA NYA! ! ! ! (roger sign and starts chasing Gouenji)
Gouenji: AAAAAAHHH! Bakunetsu Storm! Get these cats off of me!
Everyone: (laughing on the ground) NEVER THOUGHT GOUENJI WOULD BE AFRAID OF CAST TOO! (hears the door knock)
Yuu: Uh… who's that? AND WHERE THE HELL IS FLO? ? ! !
Flo: I'm right behind you idiot!
Everyone: (turns around and stares at Flo)
Flo: What?
Everyone: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? ? ! ! !
Flo: (white sundress and a black cardigan, brown leather boots and hair tied in two pigtails) Something wrong with how I look?
Ichinose: (blush) N-no… it's just that…
Everyone: YOU USUALLY WEAR SOMETHING LIKE A BOY! ! ! (remembers the Flo, in baggy shorts and a baggy shirt, with converse shoes; hears the door knock again) OH WHO THE (BEEP) IS THAT!
Flo: (runs to the door and opens it) Ed-kun!
Everyone: E-ED-KUN? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
Ed: Come on, Yu-chan! The movie is about to start!
Everyone: Y-YU-CHAN? ? ? ! ! ! ! BUT ONLY YUU, APHRODI AND THE FUBUKI TWINS CALL HER THAT! ! ! !
Flo: Okay! Let's go! (hold's Ed's hand and follows him to the cinema)
Yuu: … SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? ! ? ! ? !
IchiMai: Flo followed a complete stranger to the cinema?
Ichinose: (biting on his arm; tears)
Domon: (sweatdrops)
Rika: Aw~ Don't be sad, darling! You still have me!
Aphrodi and Fubuki Twins: (banging their heads on the wall) DIRECTOR-SAMA! WHAT HAPPENED!
Director: F-Flo told me she h-had a date with some guy…
Yuu: SHE WHAT? ? ? ! ! ! !
Ichinose: (more tears; biting on the other arm) WHY? !
IchiMai: Okay… this is getting serious (shoves Ichinose, Yuu, Fubuki Twins and Aphrodi in a room and locks it)
Kazemaru: M-Moving on!
Someoka: I don't have a secret…
Kidou: Yeah, right… what about that stash of teddy bears in your room?
Someoka: (blushing) W-what the hell are you talking about?
Everyone: Oooh~ Looks like Someoka keeps a stash of teddy bears in his room!~
Someoka: I DO NO- Oh what's the use… Yes I do have a stash of teddy bears in my room TT_TT
Everyone: HAH! KNEW IT!
Kazemaru: Next dare!
IchiMai: KIDOU! ! ! !
Kidou: Y-yes?
IchiMai: (grabs Kidou)
Kazemaru: Oh Fudou~
Fudou: (blush) What do you want?
Kazemaru: (grabs Fudou)
Kogure: Ushishishishishi! Let's dance the tango! XD (turns on radio and tango music comes on)
Kidou and Fudou: WHAT?
IchiMai: DANCE!
Kidou and Fudou: B-BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW!
Gouenji: Liars, I saw you guys in a dance competition
Kidou and Fudou: Shit… You were there? ? ! ! !
Gouenji: Of course I was, Yuuka entered the damned competition too you know
Kidou and Fudou: (starts tangoing)
Everyone: OH OUR GOD! ! ! (standing applause) THAT WAS AWESOME! ! ! ! GO KIDOU! GO FUDOU!
Kidou and Fudou: (blush)
IchiMai: Hehe~ Here's the end of the chapter people! XD (kisses Kazemaru)
Kazemaru: (blush)
Endou, Miyasaka: IchiMai… (patting baseball bats)
IchiMai: (sweatdrops) SEE YA FOLKS! (jumps in a submarine and drives off) WOOHOO!
Everyone: (anime fall)
Flo: (opens the door and skips in happily) Tadaima!~
Y, FT, A, I: (bust down the door) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ? ! ! !
Flo: Nya!~ The movies with a friend!~ Oh, the chapter ended huh? Oh well see ya guys next time! (peace sign, grins)
Y, FT, A, I: (stomps out the building and starts hunting for Ed) EEEEDD! WHERE ARE YOU! ! !

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