Chapter 2: Avalanche Disaster

Flo: (sulks in a corner while talking to herself)
Endou: What's with Flo?
Kim: How did you survive the cliff fall?
Endou: I landed on a shark and it took me to a beach.
Everyone: THE SHARK DIDN'T EAT YOU?
Endou: Nope! It was that shark from Finding Nemo. What was it called again? Uuuhh
Everyone: (anime fall)
Kazemaru: So what's with Flo?
Shi: Last night when she was searching through her collection of comics for a book, she found a rather 'interesting' one.
Midorikawa: What do you mean by that?
Kim: We all know that Flo's Japanese name is Yuki right?
Everyone: Yeah?
Kim: (shoves the comic book to Midorikawa's face) Read the title and the author please!
Midorikawa: "Love in Firefly Forest by M-MIDORIKAWA YUKI? (turns around at Flo)
Flo: (glaring at Midorikawa) I AM SOOOO NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU, YOU ALIEN OBSESSED WITH SOCCER DUDE!
Midorikawa: (shivers) WHO SAID I WANTED TO MARRY YOU! (sulks in another corner; talking to himself)
Flo: (doing the same) When did I even marry that guy? I can't even draw a figure stick! Let alone a whole comic book! Did I lose my memory or something? (muttering the same thing over and over again)
Midorikawa: (muttered the same thing except the drawing part)
Everyone: (sweatdrops)
Kidou: Are there any guest stars today? AND WHY IS IT SOOOO COLD HERE? WHERE ARE WE ANYWAYS!
Shi: (opens the window) RIGHT NOW WERE IN AN RV AT MOUNT EVEREST! (screams) HELLOOOOO! OUT THERE!
Flo: (gets up and hits Shi's head) If you scream one more time... (fire in eyes) YOU'RE DEAD!
Kim: We'd all be dead, because there could be an avalanche you know.
IE Cast: WHAT?
Kim: I said don't shout or scream!
IE Cast: (whisper) Okay! Sorry!
Shi: Good! Now I'll go fetch the guest star! (walks out of the RV with a fishing rod)
IE Cast: Why is he bringing a fishing rod?
Kim: You'll see why
Shi: (opens the door to the RV) I'm back! (holding the fishing rod over his shoulder with someone hanging from the hook)
Fudou: Who's that?
Yui: Shiiii... CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME GO!
Shi: SSSHHH! We're at Mt. Everest now! Right on top of it!
Yui: So?
Kim: FarahXMidori... Didn't you know that the loudest sound can create an avalanche?
Yui: What? Really? Oh I'll shut up now
Flo: (becomes a demon and slowly rising behind Shi) SHIIIIIII WHY IS OUR GUEST STAR ON A HOOK?
Shi: (shivers) uuhh uumm well uuh
Yui: MIDORIKAWA-KUN! (glomps Midorikawa) Why are you sulking here?
Midorikawa: (screams loudly because of shock)
Everyone: SHHHHHHH!
Midorikawa: Sorry...
Shi: (suddenly screams louder than Midorikawa) A MOUSE!
The ground started shaking and then... well you know what happens... AN AVALANCHE XD
Everyone: (covered in snow and back at the 2-storey villa... wait... doesn't that mean its Christmas again? YAY CHRISTMAS! XD)
Shi: (pops up from all the snow) SNOW IN MY MOUTH! (snow from his left and right suddenly melted; revealing red and angry Flo and Kim)
Flo and Kim: SHIIIIIIII! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! WE'RE BACK AT OUR DREAM HOUSE!
Shi: (squeaks like a mouse)
Flo: (grabs her bazooka) Bazooka... BUBBLE GUM! (pulls the trigger; strawberry flavoured bubble gum goes flying to Shi)
Kim: (grabs her Peanut Gun; this time she didn't load it with peanuts, she loaded it with pine cones and started shooting at Shi)
Shi: GAAH! (runs away)
Flo and Kim: (chases Shi while shooting Bubble Gum and Pine Cones) COME BACK HERE YOU [BEEP] SHI!
IE Cast and Yui: (sweatdrop)
Yui: Since... uuumm Flo,Shi and Kim are... kinda busy... LET'S GET ON WITH THE DARES! XD
IE Cast: NO WAY! (tries to run away but the villa suddenly turns into a robot like Transformers and caught all of them)
Villa: (robot voice) YOU. CAN'T. RUN.
IE Cast: WHAT THE?
Yui: Awesome villa you guys got Flo, Shi and Kim!
Flo, Shi and Kim: Thanks! But it is only our dream house! (continues to chase each other)
Yui: Well here's a batch of dares and they come from me!
IE Cast: NO! (struggles but the robot gripped them harder) AACK! WATCH IT WILL YOU?
Villa: SORRY.
1.I dare Kogure to act like Haruna while Haruna act like Kogure...and they have to exchange their outfit
2.I dare Tachimukai to kiss Touko, and let see how Tsunami react.
3.I dare the Fubuki twins to eat 1000 scoops of ice cream.
4.I dare Endou to kiss Fuyuka for 30 seconds
Haruna and Kogure: WHAT? (looks at each other and glares)
Yui: DO IT! (dark aura appears)
Villa: (releases the IE Cast and changes back into a house)
Yui: (grabs Haruna and Kogure) CHANGE! (shoves both of them into the house)
Kogure and Haruna: (comes out wearing each other clothes)
Kogure: (blush) This is sooo not my day!
Haruna: This is quite comfortable actually!
Kogure: Don't tell me you're not gonna change?
Haruna: Nope! (runs)
Kogure: Get back here! (chases Haruna but falls in a pit) OOW!
Haruna: Ushishishishi (laughing while holding a shovel)
Everyone: (sweatdrop) Wow... Looks like they're enjoying it...
Tsunami: (grabs Touko and glares at Tachimukai) KISS HER AND YOUR DEAD!
Yui: Flo is missing this! She is one of those crazy fangirls for this couple! (takes multiple shots on her camera)
Touko: Tsunami! It's okay! It's just a dare and you can never refuse a dare! (struggles from Tsunami's grip)
Tachimukai: Uuuhh Yui-san... you really want me do this right? (looks at Yui)
Yui: (sparkles in eyes) ONEGAI SHI MASU! *please*
Touko: (succeeds in releasing herself from Tsunami's hug)
Tachimukai: (kisses Touko)
Tsunami: (steals Flo's Bubblegum Bazooka) GET BACK HERE TACHIMUKAI YUUKI! (chases Tachimukai)
Tachimukai: (runs away but accidently falls off a cliff along with Tsunami and Flo's Bubblegum Bazooka)
Flo: MY BAZOOKA! (steals Shi's fishing rod and saves her bazooka) Bazoo! (hugs Bazooka)
Tsunami and Tachimukai: (scream like a little kid who wet his pants! XD)
Touko: Aren't you going to save them? It's a pretty high cliff
Flo: You save them! (pushes Touko off the cliff)
Touko: YOUR DEAD MCKENNY!
Flo: Your dying first :P
IE Cast: (sweatdrops and shivers)
Shi: Flo! That's my fishing rod!
Flo: You can have it back… after I pummel you to ashes! (chases Shi again)
Burn: Pummelling people to ashes is my job! (joins the chase)
Gazelle: BURN! NO YOU DON'T! (chases Burn)
Yui: (calls Baskin Robbins from her phone) Hello? BR? Yes Do you make deliveries? Perfect! I need you to send a truck filled of (looks to the Fubuki twins and mouthed them what flavour they want)
Fubuki Twins: CHOCOLATE!
Yui: Of chocolate ice-cream. Can you do that? Yes right now! Wait! No! NOT CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE! CHOCOLATE ICE-CREAM! YOU'RE AN ICE-CREAM SHOP! NOT A PASTRY SHOP! WAIT! HELLO? HELLO? (throws the phone into the ocean) DARN BR!
Ice-Cream Truck Driver: Here's your chocolate soufflé!
Yui: (kicks the drivers face 5 times) I SAID ICE-CREAM! DARN YOU BASKIN ROBBINS! YOUR AN ICE-CREAM SHOP! NOT A BAKERY!
Flo: (comes back holding an unconscious Shi and Kim) Wait… you guys are still at this dare?
Kazemaru: Yui… is uhm.. kinda..
Flo: Zip it! (stomps to Yui)
Yui: Oh Flo! Your back!
Flo: (grabs the driver by the collar of his shirt) Listen here pretty boy! This girl asked for chocolate ice-cream! NOT SOUFFLE! I am soooo not going to go to your shop ever AGAIN! (kicks the driver off the cliff)
IE Cast: (shivers)
Flo: I've got ice-cream in the fridge (throws the ice-cream to the twins)
Fubuki Twins: CHOCOLATE! (eats like a horse)
Haruna: Next dare is?
Fuyuka: (blush)
Endou: (blush)
Fidio: uuumm Flo?
Flo: Yes?
Fidio: Gouenji, Aphrodi and Sakuma are still in the sea of fangirls.
Gouenji: HELP! BATMAN! POWER RANGERS! POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Sakuma: RED PENGUINS SAVE ME!
Aphrodi: OH GOD! ANY GOD WILL DO EVEN THE GOD OF LOVE APHRODITE!
Flo: Aphrodi finally admits he's Aphrodite's brother.
Ichinose: You've got that right!
Yui: (glares at Fuyuka and Endou) ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING THE WAITING GAME?
Kurimatsu: (pushes Endou to Fuyuka)
Everyone: KURIMATSU?
Kurimatsu: What?
Everyone except Endou and Fuyuka: (thumbs up) GOOD JOB!
Flo: (walks around and steps on Shi)
Shi: AACK! (cough and sees Endou kissing Fuyuka) ENDOU! (chases Endou)
Endou: GAAH!
Yui: Next batch of dares~
Shi: (cough) these came from (cough) Aquella!
IE Cast: NOT HER!
FINALLY! the siblings Flo and Shi has finally written a story...and that too, an awesome one XDD...i love your EPIC dares from other fanfics...im sure this story is going to be SUPER AWESOME, just saying ^-^
Oh here are some of my dares...
1. I dare Aphrodi to dress up as Cupid (wings, bow and arrow, etc) and has to match any two unknown couples.
2. I dare all the IE boys to take a surprise maths quiz. (I wanna see who from the team is actually smart )
3. I dare Goenji, Shirou and Hiroto to enact out this scene with appropriate costumes XDD...
" Shirou is a damsel-in-distress and has to be rescued from the evil clutches of Burn and Gazelle, the Chaos Duo. Goenji has to appear as Superman, rescue Shirou and save the day."
Shi, you better be record this...its going to be the next new hit XDD
4. I dare tobitaka to reveal the secret behind his hairstyle. (I mean how does it stay like that for so long? O.O)
5. I dare all the IE girls to dress up as the Disney Princesses
6. I dare Fudou to read an entry from his SECRET diary XDDD
7. Finally, i dare everyone to have an EPIC water fight with each other ( water guns, hissatsu techniques are allowed here XP)
DONE with the dares…for now! see ya
Flo: Yui! Fetch Aphrodi from the Fangirl room!
Yui: Haih! (goes to the room and opens the door; uses Shi's fishing rod)
Shi: Why is my fishing rod so famous? T-T
Sakuma: (grabs on the hook) FREEDOM!
Yui: I DIDN'T WANT A RED PENGUIN! (throws Sakuma back into the room)
Sakuma: AAAAAAHHH! HELP!
Aphrodi: (grabs on the hook)
Yui: Finally! The God is now a fish! (looks at Aphrodi)
Aphrodi: What?
Everyone: YOUR ALMOST NAKED! YOUR PINK DRESS IS ALL TORN! GAAAH! OUR EYES!
Aphrodi: HEY! (changes back to normal clothes)
Shi: Change into this! (gives Aphrodi a cupid outfit)
Aphrodi: Huh?
Flo: JUST DO IT!
Aphrodi: H-haih Flo-sama!
Shi: Why do the IE cast call you by senpai and sama? Why didn't they call me senpai or sama?
Flo: (fire in eyes and glaring at Shi)
Shi: F-forget I even asked! (runs away dragging Kim too)
Aphrodi: (comes out) WHY THE HELL AM I CUPID?
Yui: It's a dare now shoot your arrows to a random couple!
Aphrodi: Uuhh (points arrow to Ichinose and Flo but turned it the other way due to Flo's killing glare)
Yui: NOT FROM ONE OF US YOU IDIOT! (drags him to a window and sees an old couple) THAT!
Aphrodi: Alright alright! (shoots the arrow but missed; hitting a random girl)
Girl: (sees Aphrodi) KYAAAAA! MY CUPID! SO KAWAII! (glomps Aphrodi)
Flo: (vein pop)
Everyone else: (laughing on the ground)
Flo: (hits Mark and Dylan's head)
Mark and Dylan: OW! WHAT DID WE DO!
Flo: It's better releasing my anger to you guys than that innocent girl :P
Mark and Dylan: DEMON! T_T
Aphrodi: GET HER OFF ME!
Yui: Not gonna happen! (drags Aphrodi and the girl and shoves them in a room)
Aphrodi: GAAH! I'D RATHER BE IN THE FANGIRL ROOM! GAAH!
Girl: COME BACK HERE MY LOVE~~ YOU BELONG WITH ME!~
Flo: (vein pop) Why must she say that… (bangs head on wall 5 times and counting)
Yui: MATHS TEST TIME!
IE Cast: WHAT?
Yui: (wears glasses and ties hair into a ballerina bun) I'll be handing out the papers! Don't forget to write your names in it! AND IT'S FOR BOYS ONLY!
Flo: The questions are in that cupboard (lifts finger up and pointing to a cupboard)
Yui: (takes the papers and hands it out) You guys got one hour!
For one hour we can hear sighs, groans, pen drumming, head banging and much more.
Yui: TIMES UP!
IE Boys: YEAHOO! FINALLY!
Flo: (collects the papers and puts them into that robotic scanner or something)
Yui: Kidou! YOU GOT AN 'F'!
Kidou: (jumps up) F? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Megane: (chuckles) Only a genius like me can pass the test!
Flo: Wrong Megane! You FAILED!
Megane: (glasses cracked) WHAT? BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! (freeze)
Yui: ALL OF YOU FAILED EXCEPT FOR ONE!
IE boys: WHO?
Yui and Flo: It's…
IE boys: Its?...
Yui and Flo: It's…
Fudou: Get on with it already!
Yui: (slams his paper on his desk) BE HAPPY FUDUO! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PASSED! (growls)
IE boys except Fudou: WHAT?
Fudou: (smirking) The smartest animals are the only survivors anyway…
Flo: (vein pop and made Fudou's pass into a fail) I've already heard that in another version BAKA!
Fudou: WHAT THE-?
Flo: So practically NONE of you passed! GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY YOU FREAKS!
Endou: AWWWW MAN! I DON'T WANT TO!
Flo: SHI!
Shi: Yes?
Flo: Be our cameraman!
Kim: (wakes up) Oh a new batch already?
Flo: Kim! You're in charge for costumes!
Kim: Wait what? (reads the dare on the laptop screen) Ohh~ I WOULD LOVE TO! (Snickers)
Flo: I'll be the director! XD Yui!
Yui: Haih?
Flo: Get our 'stars'!
Yui: (chases Burn and Gazelle and captures them, fishes for Gouenji, wait for Shirou to vomit back all the ice-cream he ate, grabs a red-head that was about to flee in the Batmobile)
Burn, Gazelle, Gouenji, Shirou and Hiroto: WHAT'S GOING ON!
Atsuya: BUAKAKAAKA! MY BROTHER IS GOING TO BE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! (laughs on floor)
Shirou: WHAT? WHO'S GOING TO BE MY HERO? (blush)
Flo: (looks at script) That would be… the other white head.
Goeunji: Hey! I'm a platinum white hair guy! And- oh… (blush)
Kim: (gives Shirou a dress that looks a lot like Disney's Cinderella Dress XD) Here's you dress and tiara!
Shirou: WHAT? A tiara too?
Atsuya: (face turns blue)
Kim: (gives Gouenji a Superman costume)
Gouenji: Do I hate to wear my underwear outside my pants? Can't I just use Batman's costume?
Flo: (dark aura appears around her and glaring at Gouenji)
Toramaru: Goeunji-san is going to wear his underwear out his pants? (weeps)
Kim: For the Chaos Trio you guys just better look like your 'Alien' forms… (throws hairgel to Hiroto)
Hiroto: I AM NOT GOING TO WEAR THAT TIGHT THING AGAIN!
Flo: (dark aura gets bigger) Humour me… (saying in a devilish tone)
Gazelle, Burn and Hiroto: (flinch and changes into their 'Aliea Academy' outfits)
Gran, Gazelle and Burn: (captures Shirou and hides him in a castle that the IE cast build a while ago)
Gran: Now you have nowhere to hide little princess.
Gazelle: Your 'Superman' can't save you know!
Kidou: … Why do I suddenly feel insulted?
Burn: I left a little 'souvenir' for him. (smirks)
Shirou: (weeping) NOO! Not my Shuuya!
Shi: Keep it coming boys!
BACK STAGE
Gouenji: Are you sure this rope is safe?
Kogure: (ties a rope on Gouenji's waist) Ushishishishi! Of course it's safe!
Gouenji: I have a bad feeling about this… (gets pulled up by Kogure; using a wheel attached on a roller on a ceiling)
Aki: For a small guy…
Haruna: He sure is strong…
Gouenji: PUT ME DOWN KOGURE!
Flo: (goes back stage) Your up Gouenji! Fly to your damsel! XD
Kogure: Ushishishishishi! (pulls Gouenji to the set)
Goeunji: WAAH! WOAH! ('accidently' bumps into Burn and Gazelle; knocking both of them out of the IE Cast made tower)
Burn and Gazelle: WHAAAA!
Endou: How tall is that tower?
Flo: Ask yourself. You're the one who made it…
Endou: Oh yeah… it was 30-sotreys high…
Burn and Gazelle: WHAT? (falls in a tank filled with watermelons)
Shi: That has gotta hurt.
Burn: MY HEAD! IT'S BLEEDING!
Gazelle: THAT'S WATERMELON YOU IDIOTIC DUMMY!
Gouenji: KOGURE! PUT ME DOWN!
Flo: DON'T!
Kogure: Ushishishishishishi!
Gran: GAAH! (ducks) WATCH IT!
Shirou: (somehow… still weeping…)
Gouenji: KOGURE!
Shi: Oh god! This is going to be a mega double triple hit! (still recording the 'movie')
Fuyuka: Ne Flo-san…
Flo: Nani?
Fuyuka: What is that thing Shi is in? (sweatdrops)
Flo: Oh that? It's one of Shi's inventions… the 'Hover Board 2000'
IE Cast: HOVER BOARD 2000?
Flo: Although we're siblings, both of us are like twins… we like the same thing and we hate the same thing (sigh) there is only one thing that is different in our attitudes or personality…
IE Cast: What is it?
Flo: I'm into music while he's into inventing or tinkering.
IE Cast: SO HE INVENTED THAT?
Flo: 'Made' it to be correct… I don't know who originally imagined that thing…
IE Cast: (anime fall)
Shirou: (still crying)
Atsuya: (half-dead due to laughing soooo hard)
Yui: (knocks Atsuya's head) URUSAI!
Everyone: (sweatdropped)
Atsuya: YOW!
Gouenji: ('flying' different directions) GAAH! KOGURE YOU JERK!
Kogure: Ushishishishishishi!
Gran: (still dodging Goeunji) GAAH! HELP!
Gouenji: (somehow 'chasing' after Gran and… succeeded in knocking him)
Gran: (went flying into the sky)
Everyone: (sweatdrops but suddenly burst laughing)
?: Hey Tom! Look! It's bird!
Tom: No Jerry! That's just a plane!
Gran: (lands in front of The Most Famous Cat and Mouse Duo! TOM AND JERRY!)
Jerry: Oh… It's just a guy
Tom: Who is supposed to be in an anime NOT our cartoon! How the hell did he get here?
Gran: Wait… HOW THE (BEEP) HELL DID I ENTERED CARTOON WORLD?
Tom: Don't know… (holds up a spoon)
Jerry: But that hair of yours looks REALLY yummy… (holds up a smaller spoon) almost like ice-cream…
Gran: wait… what?
BACK AT THE VILLA
Flo: Why do I feel like someone had just copied my 'confused' reaction with the exact same words?
BACK AT THE TOM AND JERRY CARTOON
Gran: wait… what?
Tom and Jerry: (chases Gran)
BACK AT THE VILLA
Everyone: (watching Tom and Jerry on TV)
Flo: So that's why I felt someone copying me…
Shi: (records the cartoon) Yeah…
Gouenji: Did I really hit him that hard?
Yui: By the looks of it… yes…
Shi: (uploads the video on YouTube) OMFG!
Flo: What?
Shi: 12 BILLIONS HITS IN 1 SECOND!
Everyone: WHAT?
Yui: ONTO THE NEXT DARE!
Everyone: (looks at Tobitaka) SPIT IT OUT!
Tobitaka: Ask my mom… I've had this hair since I was a baby
Everyone except Tobitaka: USO! *liar*
Tobitaka: (shows a picture of him when he was still a baby) Believe me now?
Everyone: (jaw on the ground)
Yui: You didn't even use hair gel? (a fly almost flew into her mouth)
Tobitaka: Nope… just a comb (combs his hair)
Everyone: (anime fall)
Kim: (searches through the closet) Hey Flo!
Flo: What?
Kim: Why do you and Shi have wigs that look like your guys hair?
Flo and Shi: (blush and quickly snatches the wigs from Kim) YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW! (hides the wigs in each of the bedrooms Flo has a wig that looks like Shi's hair and Shi vice versa)
IE Cast, Kim and Yui: uuuuuhh? (sweatdropped)
Yui: N-never mind! Let's get on with the next dare!
Kim: (fetches the Disney Princess costumes from the closet; her true intention of raiding it)
Yui: (grabs the IE girls who were about to run)
Kim and Yui: (looks at each other; nods and goes into a room)
From the room we can hear yells, screams, shrieks, bumps and threats to kill the IE Girls of they don't shut up.
IE Boys: (sweatdrop)
Kim and Yui: (drags the IE Girls out of the room)
Aki: NO! PUT ME BACK IN THERE!
Haruna: DON'T!
Touko: I HATE WEARING DRESSES!
Rika: THIS IS SOOO UGLY!
Fuyuka: OTO-SAN! HELP ME!
Kim: He can't… remember he got traumatized last chapter?
Everyone: (turns and looks at Endou)
Endou: (sulks in a corner)
Kim: Boys! Have a look!
IE Girls: NOOO!
IE Boys: (MAJOR NOSE-BLEED)
Shi and Flo: (comes out of their rooms)
Flo: Hey gu-
Shi: (A MORE MAJOR NOSE-BLEED) Fu-fuyuppe!
Aki = Snow White
Haruna = Jasmine (Alladin)
Touko = Belle (Beauty and The Beast)
Rika = Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
Fuyuka = Ariel (Little Mermaid)
Yui: (evil grin) And our Cinderella is SHIROU! XD
Shirou: Wait… what?
Flo: … WHY THE HELL IS MY TRADEMARK 'CONFUSED' REACTION IS REALLY POPULAR? (munching on a wooden door) ggggrrr
Shi: W-Why is Fuyuppe ARIEL? SHE'S A MERMAID!
Fuyuka: (blushing redder than a Tomato)
Rika: MY PRINCE CHARMING!~~ (glomps Ichinose)
Ichinose: Oi oi!
Flo: (becomes a demon) RIKA~~~ Want to know who's the 13th or other words unlucky fairy in the story is?~~
Rika: Who?
Flo: ME! COME BACK HERE YOU (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) URABE! (becomes a demon dog and bites Rika like a wild animal)
Rika: KYAA! MY DARLING! SAVE ME!
Shi: (pats Ichinose's shoulder) Better don't… When she's like this it's safe to be a kilometre away from her…
Everyone except Flo and Rika: (backs away for 1 kilometre)
Yui: So we're continuing it here?
Kim: It seems like it
Fuduo: Tch… what a waste of time…
Shi: Anyways… (stares at Fuduo) You have a diary?
Fuduo: (blush) O-of c-c-c-course I D-d-don't!
Endou: You're stuttering…
Kazemaru: (raids Fudou's bag)
Fudou: H-hey! DON'T YOU DARE!
Kazemaru: Found it! (throws the diary to Shi)
Shi: (caught it safely)
Fudou: DON'T OPEN IT YOU BAKA!
Kazemaru: (holding onto Fudou) HURRY UP AND READ IT SHI!
Shi: "1st December, Dear Diary, Today Haruna looks cuter than ever. If Goggle-face ever know about my indefinite love to Haruna… I'm sure I'd be dead by now." (laughing like an insane maniac)
Fudou: GAAH! (blushes redder than Kidou's cape and snatches the Diary from Shi)
Everyone except Fudou, Kidou and Haruna: OH GOD! (laughing till half-dead)
Kidou: Fuduo Akio… (steals Flo's bazooka and modified it; turning it into a nuclear-based bazooka)
Flo: MY BAZOOKA!
Shi: (holding onto Flo) HELP ME STOP THIS GIRL!
Haruna: (blushing redder than Burn's and Hiroto's hair)
Kidou: FUDOU AKIO! HOW DARE YOU! GRRAAAH! (chases Fuduo with Flo's now, nuclear-based bazooka)
Fudou: EEEEEPP! (runs away and screaming like a girl)
Flo: MY BAZOOKA! (leaves the now almost dead Rika and chases Kidou) COME BACK HERE YOU GOGGLE-FACE BASTARD! YOU'RE JUST THE SAME AS URABE!
Rika: S-somebody… call… 911…
Tsunami: Tsunami Boost! (kicks the ball at Shirou)
Shirou: GAAK! WHY YOU! (throws millions of water balloons at Tsunami)
Tsunami: DORYAA! (ducks and the balloons hit Midorikawa)
Midorikawa: WHO THE (BEEP) HELL DID THAT!
Tsunami: (points to Shirou)
Midorikawa: YOU ARE DEAD FUBUKI! (shoots water at Shirou using a water gun)
Shirou: GARYAA! (dodges)
Atsuya: WOOOOHHOO! (rides a tsunami on a surfboard)
Everyone: HOW THE HELL DID A TSUNAMI REACH HERE? WERE FAR AWAY FROM THE BEACH!
Atsuya: DORYAA! (the tsunami hits everyone)
Flo: (drags an unconscious Kidou and Fuduo) NOW MY BAZOOKA NEEDS SOME REMODELLING!
Shi: (got hit by water) GAAH! NOW I'M WET!
Flo: (smirks and takes load of photos of Shi) THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT HIT AT SCHOOL!
Touko: TAKE THAT! (throws a water-balloon penguin at Sakuma)
Sakuma: YOW! (throws a water-balloon rock at Touko but misses and hits Flo)
Flo: (vein pop) Alright… (modifies her bazooka again; turning it into a water-bazooka)
Shi: Oh no… Flo is tinkering… Not good (got hit by water) HEY!
Kogure: Ushishishishi!
Flo: (shoots water to Kogure)
Kogure: (got hit by water and was pushed into a wall) Ooooww…..
Flo: MUAHHAAH! Hey… where are Kim and Yui?
The ground shook a little.
Everyone: GAAH! EARTHQUAKE!
Kim and Yui: (comes back in an army tank) YOOHOO! (instead of shooting missiles, they shot water at everyone)
Everyone: KYAAAA!
Flo: P-please send in more dares! (runs)
Shi: Thanks for being a guest star FarahXMidori! (runs)
Yui: NO PROB! (shoots more water)
Endou: HEY! WON'T THIS CAUSE A FLOOD?
Everyone: UH-OH! (got hit by a tsunami of water; flood)
Gran: GAAH! HELP ME! SAVE ME! TOM AND JERRY ARE CHASING ME!
Tom and Jerry: HEY! WAIT UP! WE ON:Y WANNA EAT THAT ICE-CREAM STUCK ON YOUR HAIR!
Aphrodi: GET THIS GIRL OFF OF ME! GAAAAH!
Girl: I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU MY LOVE!~
Flo, Shi and Kim: (vein pop) SUPER ANNOYING! (shoots Tom and Jerry with water but somehow they didn't shoot the girl)
Gran: Thanks…
Aphrodi: HELP ME!
Flo: You guys hear something?
Hiroto: No?
Shi: Well this is the end of the chapter! SEE YA!